A single drop of Vaseline falls on the titantron. It splashes into a large puddle of Vaseline, but the sound of that single, squishy drop echoes throughout the arena. The confused audience explodes with cheers as another drop of Vaseline falls. "You need a hero here. A man who can stand up for the best of everyone. And that man. Is me!" Suddenly on the screen, a man is seen running, and slipping into the fall the puddle of Vaseline.

The masked man rises out of the puddle and straightens his cape before pointing at the camera.

"Watch out BBW, because Vaseline Man is slipping in!"

The screen cuts back to the program at hand.