Before we begin, I would like you all to know that this is Fea Line's fault.
See Exhibit A:
[2:52:36 AM] Fea Line: i actually have boris in my head now going SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEE.... orzorzorz
The unadulterated version can be found
HEREAnd now, we may begin~
Yushi: BORIS WHY.
Boris: BECAUSE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Mia: BORIS WHAT
Cali: -eyes her father curiously- Dementia? At his age?
Bell: -utterly confused.-
Cali: -curls beside Bell- We may need to take care of father soon. He may be unfit to care for himself.
Dum: you arent drunk are you?
Boris: MAYBE
Dum: yeah you do drunk wrong, you're cut off
Bell: Who'll take care of Ma then? We need to do all of it. :C
Cali: -tilts her head quietly, eyes blank- Of course we do. Mother and father are precious.
Boris: I-just. Space, y'know, stars, n'stuff, s'pretty
Dum: yeah no... *drags his friend off*
Boris: Where we goin'? No Dum, ur not pretty, space is, and nooooo
Bell: Stars are pretty, yeah, but.. they always disappear.
Calico: -makes a reminder that Bell displays rather depressing tendencies, and eyes Dum dragging her father off.-
Dum: we're going to get you tons of water because with our luck you'll end up with a massive hangover because it'll stay night time for a ridiculously long time
Boris: but I dun like water :<
s'wet
Dum: yeah you're drunk you dont get a say
Boris: *pouts*
Bell: ....
Calico: -Frowns. This doesn't tarnish her view on her father, necessarily, but it does…. /alter/ things. She may not be able to view him and a glass of water without a smirk from now on.-
Dum: *pauses and then looks back at the twins* you guys wanna come too. Pen and the others will probably love the company and Marise has wonderful brownies
Bell: -perks up immediately.- Brownies?
Calico: -flicks her ears upright at the mention of /sweets/. She's always been a sweet tooth.-
Boris: ... brownies? Space brownies? s'that possile? Possi... bable?
Poss... CAN THAT HAPPEN
Dum: *smirks* yeah... they're space brownies but you only get them if you drink the water
Boris: :< nu
Fea Line: ./hands Boris space?
Rain ~: Boris: .... *holds the space lovingly, his eyes huge like he's on n*** OwO
Dum: *just keeps dragging boris along back home, hopping Marise isnt put out with the sudden influx of company he's bringing*
Cali: -……… What is her father /on/, exactly? Did it matter, though? He made brownies happen, somehow. So, all's good that ends well. Or something like that.-
Boris: *lets himself be dragged along, purring happily with his tail wagging back and forth*~~
Dum: you are sooo wasted *laughs* I should get a picture for Dee and Keris
Boris: Not wasted, wellshspent. Peppermintsomethingsomething they put in, s'tasty. And now, I has meh Space <3
Boris: *whispers to his space thingy* psst, I love you space, dun tell Alicesh, kay?~
Boris: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, hey. D... er, I see two twins, both o'you. So, DumDee, when's brownies? 83?
Dum: Seriously... *shakes head* I'm way better looking than brother and he has long hair. Well I gotta sneak you all in, so boss doesnt get angry or something about the influx of Airay's in the mansion, eh I'll just get him some of that orange tea or what ever he's crazy about.
Boris: There's too many me's aren't there? :< Not enough Spa- oh, oh I see whad you did thur. HahahahahahaSpace <3
Calico: -also just….. watching-
Dum: well your kids where here at one point and that makes them more Airays. *fiddles with the door and keeping boris upright, because geez his friend is soooo gone. Boris should be happy that Dum isnt feeling mischevious tonight* okay and we're in. Brownies should be in a huge plate on the counter, if there isnt enough Marise loves making them I think if she's still up
Marise: -and indeed she is up! The second she heard Dum come home she ran to the door, about to give him a "welcome home hug" when, instead, she spotted Boris and two of his kids. Grinning, she immediately went for the kids, hugging them tightly- Oh, aren't they precious?!
Boris: *Is dragged through the door and looks around* ... s'not Space :< I was lied to. Ur s'posed to be nice to friends Twee. S'not cool :< I wan my brownie wif space
Boris: *Blinks several times at Marise* Hi Issy, we're s'posed to go to Space
Dum: thats because we're getting to the space Boris remember you still need that water*rolls eyes* and awww hey give them hugs first I see how it is *mock pouts*
Boris: *pouts with his ears and tail drooped, eyes still -very- dilated*
Marise: Space? Are we? -Flicks one ear up, then glances at Dum curiously before wrapping her arms around her mate- <3 I didn't forget you! And what about space? Is he okay?
Calico: -slips her way to the brownies because she can /smell/ them.-
Boris: Silly Tweedleperson, thur's no water in space, thas why no one can hear you sccccccreeeam 'cause it's Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeee
..
and I wanna go and he won let me Issy :<
Dum: *smiles and returns the hug* he's either High off catnip or drunk or something. I just was checking something out for Boss and found him and his kids looked sooo confused that I thought might as well take care of him. Just drink the water Boris
Boris: *Looks up from one to the other, conversation obviously lost on him until it comes to the water part*
... no.
*He tries to hiss, but it comes out garbled and completely non-threatening*
Calico: -content just eating brownies, wagging her feet back and forth on the chair- <3
Marise: Oh. Well. -grins and reaches up, patting Boris' shoulder- Well, what about water flavored like space? -Ah yes, she's making things up at this point, but it's helpful, yes?-
Bell: -clings to Marise because she smells nice and safe.-
Marise: -pets Bell's head, humming gently- What a sweetie <3
Boris: *His eyes grow so huge that it looks freaky, ears flipping back in disbelief* YOU CAN MAKE THAT?!
Issy can cook aaaaannnyyyyfing
Dum: *thinks he has a bottle of water flavoring somewhere... hopefully* yep yep she can. You know Marise is just amazing like that, lets get you that space water and some brownies
Marise: Of course I can, hun <3 I may have been born in a lab, but I find my way around a kitchen pretty well these days~ Lemme go get that space water, and you stay put, mkay? -Smiles sweetly, pecking Dum's cheek with a kiss before wandering off to get water and lemons.-
Boris: *Looks back and forth between the two, still in disbelief* You... would do Space for me?
*He looks reverent, also very high* I... s'ankyou. I... best friends, bester friends.
Boris: *Notices Bell now that Marise has moved*
Heeeeey, hey. Belllllleee, we get to go drink Space. In't great? Thank th' nice peoples kay.
Dum: no he's not old enough Boris, remember good parenting (me: *coughs* yeah because taking the kids out to play "tag" was such good parenting*)
Bell: -blinks at his Pa.- Um.. How do you drink space..?
Marise: like this! -Hands Boris a bottle of "Space Water", which honestly is just water with some lemon and sugar in it.- Here, space, just for you Boris~
Boris: *nods sagely* Rioooght, right. S'too young for space. S'nogood. Sorry Bell, mebbe nex'time? N... I... Issy will know. Big straw?
Boris: Whaa... all... for me?
*hugs Marise's legs* But... I can share. True friends'share space water
Marise: No no, I just had some, and since space is so big I'm really full. -Bends down, lovingly petting her friends head and wagging her tail- <3 Drink a lot, okay? I made it just for you~
Calico: -So her father can become….. this. Well.-
Bell: -honestly starting to worry for his father some.-
Dum: *looking up at the ceiling trying not to laugh and ugh he loves his mate so much, she's just sooo awesome* I swear Cali, Bell he'll be back to normal in the morning. Just never drink ever okay its apparently bad for cheshires
Calico: Drink? Drink what? -Flicks an ear up, but busy eating her fifth brownie-
Bell: But what if I get thirsty, uncle Dum?
Boris: *fumbles with the cap for fivever, before finally getting it off and sniffing it like a fine wine. Only, he has no coordination because lol drunk and splashes it up his nose. Snorting, he shakes his head before drinking the bottle. All of it.
Or, what managed to get in his mouth anyway*
Dum: well obviously drink water and stuff like that but never ever drink what ever he had earlier tonight ever... you dont have the genes for it apparently
Cali: -wrinkles her nose gently, seeing this as a challenge. However, she turned back to the brownies, focused more on them for now.-
Dum: yeah I know that look Cali, just dont ...you dont want to be running around proclaiming love for celestial bodies or what ever you come up with. You can get into all sorts of other trouble, and it would make big sis ((still calls Alice big sis)) all sorts of sad
Bell: -grabs a couple brownies for himself as well and starts stuffing his face like a Cheshire Hamster.-
Dum: *laments the loss of all his brownies but hey Boris is his best friend... which he'll never ever admit thank you very much. He can share and they make Cali and Bell happy* well glad that the brownies are a hit. Marise makes the best ones *beams*
Boris: Space tastes funny. Issy, why does space taste like..no. NO. LEMONADE TASTES LIKE SPACE! *mind=blown*
Marise: Yes yes. Lemonade is space water, actually. It's a secret, though, okay? If everyone knew…. we'd run out of space water. -fakes a slow, sad sigh, touching the side of her face and making a depressed expression- And that'd just…. be awful.
Cali: -frowns and turns her head to see Bells, tapping his head with her hand- Slow down. I read in a book you can hurt your stomach by stuffing yourself. -Yes. She's a hypocrite. Shuddup, she's a kid.-
Bell: -gives his sister the saddest look in the world and swallows what was left in his mouth.- Okay.. I won't eat 'nymore.
Cali: -both ears flick up, her face turning a pale shade as she's hit by the guilt. Sighing, she just slowly flopped her torso on the table, arms splayed out- I lied. That wasn't a book. You can eat more. -She can't handle that sad look
Bell: -shakes his head.- No, I think my tummy hurts a little anyway so you don't have t'feel sad.
Boris: *Watches Marise and his tail and ears flatten at her expression* Wha... no one can no! PROMISE! promise I wan' tell Issss. Yeano, no space water for oanyone else. Secret <3~ Like... like where all the rum went and how you make brownies an' why Alice loves me. Sssssseeecreeeetssss *tries to wink, but can't seem to get just the one eye thing going, and just blinks several times in his puddle of lemonade*
Bell: -just.. groans and headdesks at his father's nonsense.-
Calico: Then no more for me, either.
Marise: -purrs- Yes yes. Secrets are best, they keep friends together~ -Her saddened expression turned into joy, hands clapping together before turning to view the kids, tail wagging. Aah, she just adores kids <3-
Dum: *goes into the other room and grabs some milk to hand to Bell and Cali, here this should help make your tummy slightly better. Besides its always good to have milk with a lot of sweets, just dont give any of the milk to your dad. It'll make him utterly miserable.
Bell: Ooh! Milk~ Thanks, uncle Dum! -takes a small sip, after eating so fast he doesn't want to get milk down the wrong way.-
Cali: Miserable? Why? Is dad allergic?
Boris: *With no one paying attention to him for the moment, he looked down at his soaked and sticky clothes, and the mess on the floor. Some teeny tiny part was aware this was Blood's mansion, and smirked at the fact. But outwardly he just kept patting the puddle, like that would make it go away.*
S'all wet. No good... Too tired...
*Not caring anymore, and unable to crawl out of his own mess, he curled up without even getting a brownie and starts to doze*
Dum: well when you're acting like your dad because you drank bad things, having milk just makes you even sicker and no problem Bell * smiles before noticing boris moving out of the corner of his eye and turns around* Boris I turn away from you for one moment, ugh Big sis would kill me if I let you sleep there. *goes to get his friend cleaned up... and onto the couch or something* ugh why isnt dee here when I need him
Bell: ...I wonder what Ma would say if she saw Pa right now..
Marise: We have that spare guest room, let him sleep in that. -Sits besides the kids, wagging her tail once more- If you want, you two can stay in Aklys' room? She's out for the week.
Boris: *Stirs while being dragged again* Awwwh, s'too early, I was sleeping. I'm full of space y'know, gotta sleep that stuff off...
Bell: -smiles brightly at Marise.- Thank you, auntie! The brownies were really good too.. I just ate too fast, I guess.. I hope Ma won't be upset. Is Pa gonna be okay?
Marise: Of course he will <3 Just a bit of sleep and he'll be as good as new~
Yushi: (( She should also mention Semira is staying over, awp ))
Dum: Nah dont worry Pendulum popped in earlier and I sent him over to the amusement park to tell everyone what was going on. Big sis will probably be a bit upset but she'll forgive him ((Dum: what O.o *is suddenly paranoid his sister in law is going to try to attack him again))
Yushi: (( Nah. Semira is busy trying to figure out how her sister who tried to make toast in a microwave can now cook. ))
Nasai: (( lol semira it was a nessecity considering the twins and Keris cant cook to save their life XD
actually the things the twins cook would probably suddenly get up and chase you down the hall with a fork ))
Mia: ((But they have servants at the Hatter mansion :v))
Dum: shhh
Yushi: (( Semira: It doesn't make sense. Why couldn't she cook like that back when we lived together? /Before/ you stole my sister. -Pointed glare inserted here-))
Nasai: ((Dum: because its the power of love... or something silly like that))
Yushi: ((Semira: Disgusting. Wash your mouth for that. ))
Nasai: ((dum: nope it irks you so I'm going with it))
Mia: (( WITH SPACE WATER? ))
Rain ~: ((xD!!!))
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