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 Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:09 pm
I'm stealing this from my old guild. The first person makes a wish, then the next person destroys the dream and makes their own wish, so the next person can destroy theirs and make their own.
Example:
Bob: I wish I was on a boat...
Joe: You get on a boat but it sinks and you don't survive.
I wish I had a cookie.
First wish: I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:44 pm
The Earth is now closer to the sun. You die in agony by burning to death.
I wish everyone liked me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:47 pm
People like you so much you can't leave your house without hordes of paparazzi trying to get a photo for the tabloids.
I wish my fish wasn't always playing dead.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 10:01 pm
It is no longer playing dead for it is now dead and can play no more.
(Too easy *cracks knuckles before typing*)
I wish my cats could get along.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:20 pm
(I walked right into that one. My fish really does play dead and it drives me nuts.) Your cats get along so well, they realize they no longer need you for companionship and have adapted the true ways of the hunt. They slay you in your sleep and your home is overrun with beasts of all kind. They feast upon your body in hearty celebration. (Well-executed, no?) I wish the washing machine wasn't all the way downstairs because I really don't want to go move my clothes to the dryer right now.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:24 pm
Wish granted, the washing machine is now on top of you. You get crushed to death.
I wish I was a better student.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:27 pm
Your academic prowess skyrockets overnight. Suddenly, you're compelled to study day and night. Your family drags you to a psychologist, who determines the cause of your dedication to be physiological. A neurologist later discovers that the cause of your behavioral changes is a tumor pressing on parts of your brain that are affected by OCD, causing an OCD-like reaction. You have three months to live. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.
I wish I was supreme empress of the universe.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:35 pm
(Wow, way to make academic excellency sound like the least desirable thing in the world xD )
An intergalactic French-Revolution-esque event happens due to you being a very poor leader of the universe and you wind up in a cosmic guillotine, which basically involves getting your head vaporized by a comet. Sorry, try again.
I wish I had a normal hamburger.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:36 pm
((Well-played, btw))
Wish granted; you are assassinated by your second in command and the universe has a celebration of your fall for eons to come.
I wish my neighbor's trees would stop falling in our direction during this storm.
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:37 pm
Eretico (Wow, way to make academic excellency sound like the least desirable thing in the world xD ) An intergalactic French-Revolution-esque event happens due to you being a very poor leader of the universe and you wind up in a cosmic guillotine, which basically involves getting your head vaporized by a comet. Sorry, try again. I wish I had a normal hamburger. You beat me to it by a minute! gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:39 pm
Looks like this is how we're playing this game now, lol Late at night, your home is ransacked by thieves. Upon waking you find your Xbox, computer, television, and several hundred dollars have gone missing. However, where your 52" flatscreen used to be is a white fast food box. Inside is a normal hamburger. The thieves felt guilty. (I try. Posted in Wyvern's but it's short. Sorry about that. It's getting quite funny, lol. Poor Sic.) The trees begin to fall mysteriously in the opposite direction. Slowly, they accumulate. The trees that had long since been carried away reappear. It is the doing of the tree spirit that used to have a home where your neighborhood stands. Slowly, the fallen trees form a thick barrier around your neighborhood that's impossible to penetrate. After eating all your food, you and your neighbors are forced to kill each other to survive. (Post in Grayslake!) I wish I could transform into a serpent.
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:22 am
You transform into an eel and get a nail driven through your skull, impaling you on a tree. A knife is dragged down your back and then all your skin is ripped off on one quick pull.
I wish I wasn't working today.
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High-functioning Sex Symbol
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 4:18 pm
You don't have work today or any other day. The foundation beneath your place of work was weak and the place just caved in on itself. You are now out of a job.
I wish I wasn't so sensitive to lights. My eyes water and it ruins my makeup.
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:28 pm
saya mini You don't have work today or any other day. The foundation beneath your place of work was weak and the place just caved in on itself. You are now out of a job. I wish I wasn't so sensitive to lights. My eyes water and it ruins my makeup. You are no longer sensitive to light, for you are now blind. You no longer apply makeup as you cannot see what you are doing. I wish I could keep up with everyone's posts that accumulate when I'm offline.
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:37 pm
Zoeloveful I wish I could keep up with everyone's posts that accumulate when I'm offline.
Wish granted. Gaia gets its s**t together. Everyone has an easier time guilding/foruming/RPing/doing everything. Nothing bad can possibly come of this.
I wish I had that snowy animated item everyone seems to have now...
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