2 years after Vader's death, his Empire is still strong. On many a planet, remnants of the Clone Wars still worry many. The clones themselves have a new leader, one more evil than Vader. From across the univarse, fighters have come to counteract this growing menace. These include:
Scipio-the leader. A wookie who joined the group after he found out that his brother, a tribal chief on Kashyyyk, was working with the clones. He easily dispatched the clones and his brother. After doing so, he was banished from his tribe and labeled as a Mad Claw.
Mimi-the comedic relief. A twilek who was found on Felusia. She says she was there with Aayla Secura before she died, but they don't really believe her. She's a bit... eccentric, you might say, but she's a fierce warrior with her force pike.
Izzy-the pilot. A jawa. There's not much to say about him... mostly because his past is unknown even to him.
And some human... he's not really important. Let's call him Bob.
Where was I? Oh yes... the growing menace and the counteraction. Well, as they were walking down the hall, the twilek running into the walls, Izzy jabbering on in jawa speak, Scipio pausing to help Mimi up, and Bob picking his nose with his blaster... he's weird... the hall towards the bridge of the transport ship, for some reason it jumped to hyperspace. Only the wookie and the jawa kept their feet and they ran to the bridge, not minding Mimi and Bob, who flew backwards into a wall. "Raar Rawrwra" Scipio growled as Izzy jabbered "Yggazbdya frigantzggrawba" (uh... can anyone read these? I thought not. Here, lemme turn on the freakin' translater.) "What the hell's going on?!" Scipio and Izzy shouted together. "Darth Munchy and the Starship Enterpoop are on our tail." the captain said. "Darth Munchy? I thought we destroyed him." Scipio muttered. "No, that was Darth Crunchy." Izzy said. "I thought it was Darth Chocolatey..." Bob started as he walked into the room. "COCOA PUFFS!!!" Mimi shouted. Izzy swiftly ran to the twilek, jumped up and yanked down on her tentacles. "Yeah, I remember now. We destroyed Darth Chocolatey and I know I mauled off Crunchy's arm. Darth Munchy's the only one we haven't fought." Scipio said. "Damn those Syph lords." Bob cursed. "Hey, whatever happened to the Sith? They were cool... Sidious, Tyranus, Vader, Maul... Those were the days." Mimi sighed. "How did you find out about them!?!" Scipio shouted. "I accessed the ship's data files." Mimi murmered. "Damn hacker." Scipio growled "I didn't even know you were smart enough for that." "I paid Izzy to do it." "IZZY!!! WHY!?!?!?" "she offered chocolate..." "We'll forget this for now, let's just keep running like hell!!" Scipio shouted.
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