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 Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:30 am
It's the zombie apocalypse. You can choose any five people from this guild, to be your zombie apocalypse survival team. Which five do you choose and what's your reason for each one?
(Yes, I know there are some notable regulars missing from the poll. You know I only get ten spaces.)
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:00 am
Seeing as I just demolished this guild with an excessive burst of postage, I should probably bump this back up to the top, so it will be seen. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:42 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck Seeing as I just demolished this guild with an excessive burst of postage, I should probably bump this back up to the top, so it will be seen. sweatdrop Yeah, I was looking down the threads and thinking, "Is December 8 "Post on every single thread ever" day, or something? eek " I choose myself, bitches. Because y'all are gonna bite me in the back. To be honest, and of course with all due respect, the rest of you are slightly too crazy to be on a team with without taking on more risk than I would like. Therefore, my only other companions shall be my two guinea pigs, Pearl and Murphy. Together, we shall brave the storm in our bomb shelter, spending the rest of our days playing video games and fangirling over various handsome male figures and then commit suicide when the food runs out. Hurrah! whee
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:24 am
mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Seeing as I just demolished this guild with an excessive burst of postage, I should probably bump this back up to the top, so it will be seen. sweatdrop Yeah, I was looking down the threads and thinking, "Is December 8 "Post on every single thread ever" day, or something? eek " I choose myself, bitches. Because y'all are gonna bite me in the back. To be honest, and of course with all due respect, the rest of you are slightly too crazy to be on a team with without taking on more risk than I would like. Therefore, my only other companions shall be my two guinea pigs, Pearl and Murphy. Together, we shall brave the storm in our bomb shelter, spending the rest of our days playing video games and fangirling over various handsome male figures and then commit suicide when the food runs out. Hurrah! whee I'm pretty sure you're gonna die before the food runs out. : P Strength in numbers Mimimobile, that's like rule #1. rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:43 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Seeing as I just demolished this guild with an excessive burst of postage, I should probably bump this back up to the top, so it will be seen. sweatdrop Yeah, I was looking down the threads and thinking, "Is December 8 "Post on every single thread ever" day, or something? eek " I choose myself, bitches. Because y'all are gonna bite me in the back. To be honest, and of course with all due respect, the rest of you are slightly too crazy to be on a team with without taking on more risk than I would like. Therefore, my only other companions shall be my two guinea pigs, Pearl and Murphy. Together, we shall brave the storm in our bomb shelter, spending the rest of our days playing video games and fangirling over various handsome male figures and then commit suicide when the food runs out. Hurrah! whee I'm pretty sure you're gonna die before the food runs out. : P Strength in numbers Mimimobile, that's like rule #1. rolleyes Not if the bomb shelter's on a tiny abandoned island in the middle of nowhere.
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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:17 pm
Hmm... Liz, Taigamma, Tyler, Fenris, and... Jack.
Liz because... SHe seems to show some hints of badassery.
Tai because.... It's just a hunch. He could be useful in some way.
Tyler, because... Well, he's Canadian. He might know some arctic safe houses.
Fenris... Not sure why, just seems like a good idea.
Jack, because... well, if anyone knows how to quickly kill a zombie, it's going to be a gamer.
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:17 am
mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Seeing as I just demolished this guild with an excessive burst of postage, I should probably bump this back up to the top, so it will be seen. sweatdrop Yeah, I was looking down the threads and thinking, "Is December 8 "Post on every single thread ever" day, or something? eek " I choose myself, bitches. Because y'all are gonna bite me in the back. To be honest, and of course with all due respect, the rest of you are slightly too crazy to be on a team with without taking on more risk than I would like. Therefore, my only other companions shall be my two guinea pigs, Pearl and Murphy. Together, we shall brave the storm in our bomb shelter, spending the rest of our days playing video games and fangirling over various handsome male figures and then commit suicide when the food runs out. Hurrah! whee I'm pretty sure you're gonna die before the food runs out. : P Strength in numbers Mimimobile, that's like rule #1. rolleyes Not if the bomb shelter's on a tiny abandoned island in the middle of nowhere. Do you have a bomb shelter on a tiny, abandoned island, in the middle of nowhere? XD
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:27 am
Tyler - I'm guessing he's the best fighter in the guild.
Jack - Pressumably the only one here with any experience with a gun.
Amy - Seems to me to be the most competent member of the guild.
Isaac - Another good, strategic mind definitely couldn't hurt.
King - A little extra muscle never hurts, either.
And I know how to live off the earth, so it's a pretty sound group.
It's a shame we don't have someone with more medical knowledge, though. I mean, I know my way around with herbalism and such, but I probably wouldn't be much good if someone lost an arm. : P
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Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:36 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck Do you have a bomb shelter on a tiny, abandoned island, in the middle of nowhere? XD Perhaps I do. ninja Rylyn the Cat Tyler, because... Well, he's Canadian. He might know some arctic safe houses. If being Canadian is your sole reason for picking Tyler, out of curiosity, why him over me? I'm Canadian too, ya know. : P
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:54 pm
mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Do you have a bomb shelter on a tiny, abandoned island, in the middle of nowhere? XD Perhaps I do. ninja Rylyn the Cat Tyler, because... Well, he's Canadian. He might know some arctic safe houses. If being Canadian is your sole reason for picking Tyler, out of curiosity, why him over me? I'm Canadian too, ya know. : P ... I didn't have enough room in my group.. :c
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:03 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck Tyler - I'm guessing he's the best fighter in the guild. Jack - Pressumably the only one here with any experience with a gun. Amy - Seems to me to be the most competent member of the guild. Isaac - Another good, strategic mind definitely couldn't hurt. King - A little extra muscle never hurts, either. And I know how to live off the earth, so it's a pretty sound group. It's a shame we don't have someone with more medical knowledge, though. I mean, I know my way around with herbalism and such, but I probably wouldn't be much good if someone lost an arm. : P If someone loses an arm, the solution is simple: you kill them. Risking zombie infection is not an option. Plus, in an apocalyptic situation, he or she is likely to die anyway and would likely only hinder the group, putting everyone in danger.
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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:44 pm
mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Do you have a bomb shelter on a tiny, abandoned island, in the middle of nowhere? XD Perhaps I do. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:48 pm
mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Tyler - I'm guessing he's the best fighter in the guild. Jack - Pressumably the only one here with any experience with a gun. Amy - Seems to me to be the most competent member of the guild. Isaac - Another good, strategic mind definitely couldn't hurt. King - A little extra muscle never hurts, either. And I know how to live off the earth, so it's a pretty sound group. It's a shame we don't have someone with more medical knowledge, though. I mean, I know my way around with herbalism and such, but I probably wouldn't be much good if someone lost an arm. : P If someone loses an arm, the solution is simple: you kill them. Risking zombie infection is not an option. Plus, in an apocalyptic situation, he or she is likely to die anyway and would likely only hinder the group, putting everyone in danger. This is why I refer to you as the most competent. : P I knew I could count on you to back me up, when the rest of the group is being consumed by impractical sentiment. However, what if their arm was lost in some ordinary, non-zombie-related way? No risk of infection. And whether or not they hinder the group more than help, would depend on their skills, and whether the group has found a secure location, yet. Dispensing with the weak links may often be necessary, but I wouldn't say it's a steadfast rule.
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Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 6:00 pm
DysFUNKtional Duck mimi the amoeba DysFUNKtional Duck Tyler - I'm guessing he's the best fighter in the guild. Jack - Pressumably the only one here with any experience with a gun. Amy - Seems to me to be the most competent member of the guild. Isaac - Another good, strategic mind definitely couldn't hurt. King - A little extra muscle never hurts, either. And I know how to live off the earth, so it's a pretty sound group. It's a shame we don't have someone with more medical knowledge, though. I mean, I know my way around with herbalism and such, but I probably wouldn't be much good if someone lost an arm. : P If someone loses an arm, the solution is simple: you kill them. Risking zombie infection is not an option. Plus, in an apocalyptic situation, he or she is likely to die anyway and would likely only hinder the group, putting everyone in danger. This is why I refer to you as the most competent. : P I knew I could count on you to back me up, when the rest of the group is being consumed by impractical sentiment. However, what if their arm was lost in some ordinary, non-zombie-related way? No risk of infection. And whether or not they hinder the group more than help, would depend on their skills, and whether the group has found a secure location, yet. Dispensing with the weak links may often be necessary, but I wouldn't say it's a steadfast rule. I think, even if the arm was lost in a circumstance without zombies, the risk of infection would still be present. It may not necessarily be from zombie virus, but blood poisoning is still a possibility, especially with the highly probable unsanitary conditions we'll have to deal with. That's true though, you don't necessarily have to kill them immediately, if they have useful attributes. Might make it less painful for them if they're definitely going to die, though.
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Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:52 pm
i say we take the lesser members of the guild (aka the cry babies who wander in and if they turn into zombies) remove their jaws and teeth and use them as pack mules :3
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