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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:30 pm
Deus twitter feed had its usual things. People talking about photos of their mothers, others wondering about the state of general horoscopes or bets as to which trainee was going to die next via an intrawebs application.
Currently, a certain Death assistant had posted an ad on said social medium regaling something so significantly important, it would change the history of Deus Ex and their photos of their mothers. Forever. Forever and eternity. Anyone who clicked or accidentally hit the giant popup that followed Mark's twitter announcement would immediate be lead to a site entirely in black with a rainbow starbust animated background. In bold red comic sans it red at the top:
THIS IS MARVEL RP APPLICATIONS
Then in less obnoxious colours the following:
DISCLAIMER: BY APPLYING FOR TiM YOU ARE APPLYING FOR AN INTENSE ROLEPLAYING EXPERIENCE. HARDCORE ROLEPLAYERS ONLY. You can only pick a character NOT ON the taken character list. Fill out the entire form and make sure you have a working cell phone so we can text you with updates. IF YOU CAN'T WRITE 200+ WORDS A POST WE DO NOT WANT YOU. EVERYONE WHO APPLIES CAN GET A MM (Marve minipet) and MMM (Marvel Minipet Minipet) for their hard work.
I'M SERIOUS. DON'T APPLY UNLESS EXPERIENCED THIS IS FOR HARDCORE RPERS ONLY I MEAN IT.
A little below that blurb was the form.THE FORM (FILL THIS OUT FULLY Rper name: YOUR NAME HERE CHARACTER interested in: name here IRON MAN AND CAPT AMERICA IS TAKEN AND ALL INCARNATIONS CHARACTER INCARNATION: specify which multiverse STARTING POWERS: All players start at level 1 so pick a level 1 power Description of character: Strengths: Flaws: Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK At the very bottom of the form was a send button reassuring that the form submitted was 100% confidential and emailed directly for the admin to review.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:40 pm
Rper name: Robert CHARACTER interested in: THE HULK CHARACTER INCARNATION: huh STARTING POWERS: HULK SMASH Description of character: Hulk is a giant green monster!! He used to be a scientist and he was real smart but then he got hit by GAMMA RADIATION during his science stuff and that means whenever he gets angry he turns into THE HULK AND HE SMASHES STUFF! Strengths: SUPER STRONG AND INVULNERABLE TO BULLETS AND s**t Flaws: Can't really talk or think or do anything other than smash Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK:
People were talking, and saying things. Hulk does not understand what these people are saying. Hulk is waiting for something to smash. Hulk starts growling impatiently, until someone - probably Iron Man, he knows just what words to say - turns to him and points at something. All Hulk hears is one word, and he understands that word. Smash.
Hulk bashes through the window and falls like a hundred feet to the ground! There are monsters there and they were hurting people with guns, but when they see Hulk they decide it's better if they shoot him. This is good, because Hulk can't be hurt by bullets!! He comes over to them and roars as they try to shoot him down, and then he picks them up like little baby toys and he smashes them one by one into each other.
There is a flying saucer in the air, and it shoots a laser at Hulk. This is useless, Hulk can't be hurt by puny lasers!! It flies too low and Hulk catches it like a frisbee. He throws it like a frisbee too, it flies off and crashes into the ground. There is a big explosion! Everybody is safe. Hulk has nothing left to smash, anymore. He is sad.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:57 pm
Rper name: Konstantin Bashmet CHARACTER interested in: Black Widow CHARACTER INCARNATION: Comics STARTING POWERS: Abnormally superior athletic condition ((Appears to be copy and pasted from an article, as his English is clearly not that good.)) Description of character: Natasha is Russian spy. Everyone know Black Widow. No need to explain. Strengths: Covert spy. Emotionally detach. Affiliate with Avengers. Femme Fatale. Flaws: Unfortunately often posed so behind is showing. Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK:
(( Attached is a post completely written in Russian, complete with Cyrillic characters. If run through a translator, there is a great deal of chatter in Russian with another Russian superhero, Colossus, and then an extensive rant about a green haired Doctor Octopus who had attempted to take her life but was tricked by a body double. Then a lot of angry words about body doubles, thinking she was dead, and the tragedy of mortality. At the very bottom is a little bit of English. ))
"Do not be trusting that Doctor Octopus," Natasha say, fist clenching. Thought of doing so was very chilling. "He will being betraying you, always. Cannot be converted. Cannot become useful. Is a parasite."
(( Parasite is bolded and in bright red font. ))
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 9:36 pm
Solia came from the internet. Mostly Tumblr. And cosplay groups. And fanfiction.net. And yaoi. She was a fan ofthe yaois. And Role-play was just like cosplaying only with words and fanfiction was like role playing only by yourself. So when an ad came out for role-play? She was on it like Seto on Yugi while playing cardgames on motorcycles. Israfel didn't quite understand it, but he liked how excited and happy it made his chosen, so he really didn't mind. But when looking at the Possible list of characters... Solia picked a character he didn't exactly like. Mostly because Spiders were supposed to be cute. Not... in spandex. Quote: Rper name: Solia Delacroix CHARACTER interested in: Spiderman CHARACTER INCARNATION: The not emo one/the hot actor one STARTING POWERS: String Shot Description of character: A lonely loner, very shy until he puts on his mask and then he is more confident and willing to go out of his comfort zone and even talk to ladies! And maybe even the dudes.Strengths: Can sense when danger is afoot (he is the danger to himself tho), Very caring, can take pretty pictures, likes science and is actually very smart despite his apperance and normal upbringing. WALL CRAWLING AND CAN TAKE A HIT AND RUN FAST AND SUPERHUMAN AW YEAH Flaws: None. Spider-man is perfect. Awkward socially, and really awkward with ladies and is 2sassy sometimes. Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK: A street light illuminated the asphalt with a yellow glow, reflecting just the edge of brick walls down an alley. Few people ever looked hard enough in the shadows to see him, better yet, they hardly ever looked up. After all, humans didn't exactly have many predators by the way of the sky. Or the fire escape three stories up. The smell of rotting garbage and humid summer air made the young hero, (or as some would have called him- a menace) cough, a nearby cat meowing at the sudden sound. Nearby the engine of a pick up truck roared to life. The signal which Spiderman had been waiting all night for to begin the game of cat and mouse. Up the side of the building, a run and dash across a roof- web was flung and the hero flew into the warm air, headed up towards another roof, another building. There was little time to chase the old truck and admire the scenery, the run down apartments, the broken windows, the drunks and homeless sleeping in nooks and crannies. Spiderman had to find the truck, -or rather the truck's occupant's- destination. Drug smugglers and possible kidnappers, a life was on a thin line between being a feel good story on the back pages of the Daily Bugle or the headline tragic case of the day... Solia had to hold back talking about the sexy spider abs and spandex butt and how he was ttly hot and how his muscles rippled when he moved and it was like a stallion galloping and abs and- Solia sighed. Dreamily.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:37 pm
Rper name: Finn Connor (written by his best friend Jack since reading this would be a real eyesore for him atm) CHARACTER interested in: Loki CHARACTER INCARNATION: movie STARTING POWERS: illusions Description of character: Girly long black hair, green and black armor + cape, scepter/staff whatever, weird helmet thing makes him HORNY HAHA Strengths: being sassy, clever plans Flaws: ******** horses, adopted Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK:
On the rare day that he visited Midgard to scout out its manpower, he tended to disguise himself to blend in with the crowd. One might say he was trying to keep it Loki.
Rper name: Jack Hawthorn CHARACTER interested in: Thor CHARACTER INCARNATION: movie STARTING POWERS: Summon Lightning with hammer Mealnear or whatever sp Description of character: Blond badass warrior prince in fullplate armor, red cape, hammer Strengths: Epic warrior, knows how to groom a beard, charismatic Flaws: speaks like its a lord of the rings movie Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK
He became enamored with the various odd jobs the mortals had. Today he had been a decorathor, tomorrow he would try out janithor, the next day an investigathor . . .
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:03 pm
Fini wasn't even quite sure how she'd clicked on the link. But she had. And couldn't deny that what she'd read sounded tempting.
Very tempting.
So she filled out the form. Because why not?
Rper name: Infinity Wynaero CHARACTER interested in: Mystique CHARACTER INCARNATION: movies STARTING POWERS: Shapeshifter - Mystique can change her appearance into anyone she comes into contact with. Description of character: Athletic body, blue skin, red hair and golden pupiless eyes. Strengths: Able to adapt to any situation Flaws: Never who she seems Write a sample rp post of you rping as this character THIS IS FOR QUALITY CHECK:
And they thought only one Loki mucking about was bad enough? At least she could pull off being that sassy talks too much and is full of himself b*****d better.
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:46 pm
This really wasn't something that Mimsy would typically be interested in - its administrators aside, roleplaying was little more than a waste of time, as she was capable of many more incredible things in reality. After briefly reviewing an application upon the suggestion to do so, however, the thought that someone, somewhere on this island, might be incorrectly portraying physics wouldn't leave her mind. The more she thought about it, the less her level of interest mattered. Because this was an obligation. Quote: Rper name: Mimsy Kercher CHARACTER interested in: Dr. Bruce Banner PhD, Physicist and inventor of Bannertech. CHARACTER INCARNATION: Most will be acceptable. STARTING POWERS: Intelligence. Description of character: Doctorate in nuclear physics with additional amounts of expertise in biology, chemistry, engineering, and physiology. Strengths: Immeasurable brilliance. Potential to manipulate matter and energy. Flaws: Perpetual conflict regarding the inevitability of becoming a monster. Sample:[embedded is a phone picture of a portion of whiteboard that is covered in nuclear physics equations] If this attachment is not sufficient, then your assessment of this character is incorrect.
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Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:33 am
Noah read over the applications currently posted in the thread. This was gonna be a breeze. (Also, Comic Sans and rainbow sparkles? Seriously? Was this site being run by a girl?) Quote: Rper name: Noah Andersen CHARACTER interested in: Spiderman CHARACTER INCARNATION: Ultimates STARTING POWERS: Webslinging (Just one? But what if your character's got more than one in canon to start with? I mean, do I have to do more RP to earn wallcrawling and spidey-sense, because that's kind of important?) Description of character: Skinny and nerdy, but much stronger and smarter than he looks Strengths: Intelligent, observant, quick thinking and has superpowers Flaws: Awkward, kind of shy, sarcastic even when it'll get him in trouble It was one of those days. He had two essays due tomorrow, as well as 50 problems in precalc and 50 in physics, his boss was on his back about deadlines, and oh yeah, there was the little problem of Godzilla rampaging through the city. Well, technically it wasn't really Godzilla, just a knockoff copy by the mad scientist of the week, but close enough. It had scaly green skin, spikes, claws, big teeth the size of a VW bug, and the guy who'd whipped it up had even included the fire breath thing. Spidey swung down to land on the roof of a nearby building. "Hey, big, green and ugly!" he yelled. The monster turned slowly to face him. "Well, I guess ugly's sort of subjective," Spidey said, and shot it right in the eyes with a blast of webbing. "I guess your mom probably thinks you're cute. But I don't like your face." He shot another blast at its mouth as it roared and thrashed around blindly. Unfortunately, it chose that moment to shoot some fire of its own, and he had to dive out of the way to avoid becoming roasted superhero. "I'm going to get grounded if my grades go down because you're not giving me any time to do my homework," he shouted at the monster. "Bad lizard. Bad!"
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