Hello, and welcome to the Monster of the Week thread. Ever run out of ideas for what adversity you'll face in this guild forum this week, because you don't want to explain why it was there later? Here you go. It's the
Monster of the Week!
Inspired by some random nonsense, this forum game (sort of) goes as follows...
Step 1: Your first task is to
defeat the Monster of the Week. Describe how you or a character/force of your choice would endure the challenge of the monster. There's no need to be serious; by all means, be funny about it.
Step 2: By Martel's beard! There's another problem, and it's not just the fact that I just said "Martel's beard"!
Post a new Monster of the Week and scenario, be it frightening or ridiculous. Feel free to specify who or what is present to make things more interesting.
Step 3: Wait and watch from the darkness,
laughing evilly as the next poster clashes with your creation.
Like so.
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A wild
DRACULA appears out of the shadows! He quotes his own iconic lines at you!
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
Holy Jebus H. Columbus! How can our heroes possibly defeat this legendary vampire? There are no Belmonts, Buffys, or Van Helsings in sight.
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