Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
and turning all against the one
is an act that's hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
and as you step back in the line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now Dance, ********, Dance
Man he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
You're getting better all the time
and turning all against the one
is an act that's hard to teach
Another clever word
Sets off an unsuspecting herd
and as you step back in the line
A mob jumps to their feet
Now Dance, ********, Dance
Man he never had a chance
And no one even knew
It was really only you
"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring hits the PA as fans stand up to get a good look at the stage, wanting to see exactly who is was coming out because this music wasn't familiar one bit. However, their questions would al be answered rather quickly.

A man whom had a face that couldn't be mistaken came out from the back. The fans immediately began to boo as the man walked his way down the ramp, offering to high five fans but getting no takers. He entered the ring, spinning as he went through the ropes, and he grabbed a microphone that rested in the corner, awakening it from it's eternal slumber. The music started to die out but the boos didn't. The man didn't seem all that concerned though.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's me! Hiro Shin-Mozas! I am BACK in BBW for the first time since I lost to Andrew Styles a while ago! Now, allow me to just state my case a bit. I've become a changed man. Andrew is a great wrestler, but albeit, I still have a lot more years in this business than him, and losing to him woke me up. I needed a change. Doing whatever I could to piss you guys off and not feeding off of the embrace wasn't helping me one bit. So, I stayed home for a few weeks, trained a bit with my old friend Omar Richardson, and got a new look. As you can see, I am no long the Hardcore Heretic. I am just Hiro Shin-Mozas! Even dyed my hair brown and orange! However, I am still the same beast in the ring I once was! What I did to Vaseline Man, expect that to continue to happen to people! The Heretic has hit the road and now it's time for Hiro to be your hero once more!"
Hiro bellowed out that last part and attempted to get some cheers from the crowd, which he kind of did, but he'd have liked to get more.
"Now, on to tonight. There is a HUGE main event tonight, as well as plenty of awesome title matches...however, I have got my eyes on the match this is about to happen right when I leave this ring. Shadow vs. AJ Warner for the OECW Seasons Championship. That was a legendary championship that belonged to the company Outdoor Extreme Championship Wrestling. Tonight, for the first time in a long time, it's going to be on the line...and as I said, I have my eyes on it. I know AJ Warner well enough to know he's going to put up a good fight, and from what I have seen from the legendary Shadow, he wont lose easily. Basically, you people are in for a treat of a match...and so am I. Because this is a warning to you, AJ, and to you, Shadow...I want that championship. I want my name to be etched into a piece of history. I want to be a champion for the first time in two years. I will keep a real close eye on that match, and the winner is going to have a big ol' target on his back. End Scene. Fade to Black. Turn Out the Lights. Can you hear me now?"
Hiro drops the microphone and starts to pander to the crowd as his music kicks back in again. He walks around the ring, a smile on his face cause he is glad to be back in the company. After a bit of soaking a couple of cheers, Hiro exits to the back so the OECW Championship match can begin.
Schevia
Da Frozen One