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 Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:11 am
Two on One Handicap Match
Cartwright & Rick must tag in and out
Good Luck
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:15 pm
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos for their EWA Asylum Champion, the Swag Master himself, Cartwright. He wears the belt disrespectfully around his neck as if it is a necklace as he makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans who are saying horrible things to their champion.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing first, he is the EWA Asylum Champion, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry, CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring and takes the title from around his neck and raises it high into the air just to antagonize the fans. They need to be antagonized because they has no swag. It's the only way that they will learn. If they all just listened to Cartwright then they all could be as fly as he is.
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
Cartwright finally hands the referee the Asylum Championship and he waits for his tag team partner and his opponent.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:35 pm
 L said it's cold in this world, sometimes it's hard for me to crack a smile
That real s**t is going out of style
These young niggas out here acting buck wild
We just need that real s**t right now
L said it's cold in this world, sometimes it's hard for me to crack a smile
That real s**t is going out of style
These young niggas out here acting buck wild
"Cold World" continues to play as the light's dim out and the spotlight is aimed at one person Rick Muhammad who is standing in the crowd. Rick was getting a roars of boo's from the crowd and chants of "You Screwed Knight!". "Cut the music!" he said still standing with his nameplate now being shown. "Woah Woah Woah I screwed Knight? I was simply helping him out, point blank he isn't Asylum Championship Material. The ONLY PERSON IN WWE:E HISTORY IS CARTWRIGHT! YOLO ********!" he said dropping the mic. His theme then continued as he walked through the crowd with a smirk on his face met with more boo's. Once getting to the bottom Rick points at Cartwright "YOLO" he shouted, afterwards Rick jumps over the barricade. Rick slid into the Rick as the announcer finally introduced him "Introducing next from Philadelphia,Pennsylvania weighing in at 220lbs... Rick Muhammad" As the announcer said his name Rick raised his hand and walked over to the Cartright to shake his hand as his theme continued. Looking for s**t to scratch up off this bucket list
Found a tug of war between my mother and my ******** ******** bucket, bumping nothing in the summer
Trying to chug a fifth of Jack in case you wondering where the ruckus went
I kept in the baggie of Oregano
Fronting like I'm selling dope, stunting with my effort low
Let the records show these niggas why they bitches neck is swole
It's OFM to the death of us, pigs, try to hem us up
The best wrestler's back guzzling seconds up
Using label checks to ******** around in the Cressida
And I'm advocating aggression
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:40 pm
As his theme song hits the speakers, the lights fade, showing a spotlight at the stage as Knight comes walking out onto the stage. As he stood there, he looks onward towards the ring as it slowly lights up from the ring light above it. He shakes his head and slowly walks onward towards the ring. "Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction" 'Introducing....From Victor, CO....standing at 5'10" high and weighing in at 263 lbs....he is the Medieval Machine! KNIGHT!'
Knight gets to halfway down the ramp before he goes running at the stage, and jump sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He slides to a stop and gets up to his feet as he turns and moves to the corner on his right as he throws a fist over it. "In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!" He soon tears off his coat before tossing it out of the ring as he moved over to the turnbuckles and waited for the match to start.
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:14 pm
Cartwright swaggers around the ring, applauding Rick for his heartfelt and true words that he spoke by clapping and shouting "YOU GOT DAT SWAG GOIN' OOOOON!" at him.
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:31 pm
Rick after being praised would walk to his corner "You go first" he said to Cartwright getting booed, the fans wanted to see Knight tear Rick apart but he wasn't going to give them what they want.
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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:47 pm
Knight is probably pretty keen to get his hands on Rick after he attacked Knight last week and cost him his shot at the WWE;E Asylum Championship. But Rick is a smart man, almost as smart as The Swag King himself! He will not let Knight get what he wants because Knight does not have enough swag to get what he wants. Cartwright happily plays minds games with Knight, telling him that he isn't good enough to defeat Cartwright or Rick on their own, let alone in a handicap match situation! His chances of victory have gone down from zero to minus one hundred!
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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:28 pm
With Cartwright a bit too caught up in his thoughts, the match started as Knight charged at Cartwright. Whether he dodged, or went for a drop toehold, Knight had one thing on his mind, Rick. Nearing their corner, Knight jumped up for a quick dropkick, aiming for Rick and Cartwright.
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Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:21 am
Knight uses his speed to quickly approach Cartwright and drop him to the mat with a droptoe hold, surprising the Asylum Champion and Master of Swag! He gets back to his feet, staggering backwards towards the ropes near Rick! Will the dropkick to both connect?! Rick decides!
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Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:44 pm
Rick and Cart were both hit by Knight, Rick fell off the apron but wasn't hurt too bad. "KICK HIS a** CART!" he said trying to get Cartwright back to his feet ASAP.
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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:17 am
Cartwright flew over the ropes and landed on the outside just next to Rick! He slaps the floor in anger with both hands as Rick then helps him up to his feet! How dare that poser do this to them!
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:42 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:48 pm
Knight got back to his feet as he looked at the duo at the floor before he grabbed ahold of the ropes. He soon pulled down on them and went up and over, aiming for a double crossbody. If it connected, he'd get back to his feet and get back into the ring.
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Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:26 pm
Team Swag are too per-occupied with their own anger to notice as Knight vaults over the ropes and crashes into both of them, knocking them down and into the barricade to cheers from the fans!
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