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[PRP] My scream is more masculine then yours (Jason, Mark)

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:42 pm


The day after Jason had talked with Stephen, he was in the infirmity trying to learn and to perform his tasks with utmost diligence. He cleaned the floors, counted the inventory, and did his best to grin and bear the bed pans. Zanth was disgusted at first, but eventually he got over it and even began to joke about it. The jokes were low brow of course.

And if he wasn't cleaning or taking stock, he had his nose in the books, literally grabbing stack loads of them and reading up to the early hours of the morning, absorbing all the information he could.

With all the effort he had put in, it didn't take long for Jason to burn himself out. He had thought sleep would not be a issue; he rarely got a decent amount of sleep anyway due to waking up in a cold sweat from a nightmare about . But it was clear from the black circles around his eyes that perhaps he should have paced himself a bit more.

Nonetheless, the moon trainee staggered down the corridor as he tried to recall where he was or what he should be doing. Was it his shift again? His mind was a haze of bandage numbers, organ functions, and poop jokes.

He paused, standing outside a door as he rubbed his eyes trying to clear his head before pushing it open. Where did this door lead to again?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:57 pm


The Death lead stared right back.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:08 pm


"........"

Jason stared at him, his face surprisingly calm and collected considering he had just walked into Caelius office, or more likely his own immediate demise. He appeared impassive at the death bringing glare of the Death lead who looked like he was about to relieve the moon of his earthy worries, the anger that he knew was barely suppressed beneath the psychotic individual's visage, that once released made the zombie dragon demons look like puppies.

Jason even appeared calm as his eyes rolled into the back of his head, his body falling backwards in a dead faint so it stuck half in half out of the office door.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:11 pm


"Hey, I got the documents you wanted, there's some weird stuff man, like-" Mark paused, as he noticed Caelius, his cell phone, and a dead trainee. -"Again? I mean, like uh, wow, they totally like, uh, deserved it. Did you want me to call Otto to clean up the dead body and stuff?"

Perhaps the Death lead was pretty pleased that he finally perfected the method of killing Hunters with his eyes alone, stepped over Jason, and walked off down the hallway, most likely to kill other Hunters with his invisible death ray eyes or something.

Mark leaned over. Just to make sure Jason wasn't like you know, one-hundred percent dead, he prodded the body.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:16 pm


One prod

Nothing

Two prods

Nothing

Three pr-

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A scream erupted from Jason as he jumped up, Clutching onto Mark for dear life. "DON'T KILL ME PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE Idon'twanttodie...."

It look liked he was shaking. And sobbing too.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:29 pm


Mark made a weird squeaking noise as he was clutched a little too close for comfort - thank god both Kat and Molly had given him that mandatory bath - and the finally a sigh of relief as he pried free. "Dude man, no homo." He glowered and then tweeted about the sad state of homo on Deus.

By the time Mark looked up, Jason was still there looking as lost and pathetic as he did thirty seconds ago. The Death assistant sighed. "Look, not like, not to discourage you or anything, but you're really cramping up my awesome Jedi powers here. What's your problem anyway? The big bad give you some sort of Sahara mission?"


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:42 pm


Jason wouldn't have cared at how smelly Mark was at that point, as all he wanted was to beg for his life until he realized the immediate threat was gone. But if he was in any sort of rational thinking he would of backed up the no homo statement for sure. Because Mark was gross.

Zanth would tap it though.

As such he stood there trembling, trying to gather his shattered thoughts. The mention of the Sahara not helping the situation. "W-what WHERE?!" He looked around in a panic. "W-what mission were are we going whats going on - AM I GOING TO DIE?!!?" He whimpered as he gazed at Mark with big puppy dog eyes.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:02 am


Mark considered being nice, he really did. But like any fallible mortal, the second anyone even remotely showed the Death assistant any kind of weakness, he was more than happy to profit.

"Well now," the Death assistant began airily, putting up a huge show of being all knowing (this wasn't hard to do at all). He put a hand on Jason's shoulder in consolation, "I didn't wanna break it so hard to you man, but I'm afraid it's true. You clearly got noticed by you know who because you have a case of Dickitus Fallingoffitis and like, it's totally terminal if you don't get it treated by a professional and stuff. A professional like me. Well, treated by me since you'd be totally considered a goner to anyone else."


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:28 am


If Jason looked pitiful before, he certainly looked even more so now. Eyes widened in shock, hands shaking as he digested the information. Though it was a little hard to swallow the death assistants explanation. (Dickitus- what the hell that had to be bullshit), but the mention of you know who had him grasping Mark by the shoulders in pure fear.

"What do I need to do?!?!" It was not worth questioning him. He had fainted in you know who's office, that was certainty grounds for execution. In fact, Mark may of heard him say he would come back to kill him! A pain or not, he was the death assistant. He would have to know what was going on in Caelius evil mind.

"P-please tell me!" His grip tightened in desperation, hoping Mark would spill the beans.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:00 am


"Well," Mark casually pried Jason's hands off again because seriously, no homo. "I might have a cure, maybe, but that depends on how much you can pay me for it and like, I don't come cheap, just so you know. So maybe like, five grand and a tiny favour and we can call it a deal. I mean that's like five grand, or you can bury your money with like, your totally sad cold and dead body."

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:02 am


"F-f-five grand??!?!" Jason's mouth hung to the floor. "But I-"

He shut his mouth, gawking openly at the death lead. Considering he was only a trainee his salary would hardly be enough to cover it. But if he scraped up the savings, and that bonus he got, then Maybe. Plus, no money was better then being not alive.

"....O-okay, Whats this favor?" His shoulders slumped in defeat, knowing this wouldn't bode well.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:36 am


The look the Death assistant gave Jason was the look of someone who was just given way, way, way too much power. He steepled his fingers together. "Well, there is one thing, just one. It isn't something mere padawans can even attempt however, but I'll give you a fair chance. Prove yourself to me and I might like, even give you a discount. Maybe."

"You must," He paused, dramatically, "join the Dark Side, and weaken their ranks from within. Like all spy James Bond and stuff. Tell me of their like plans so I can foil them. All of them. Oh, and you must say the secret Jedi vow. That you promise not to tell a soul of our very top secret exchange. Very, very top secret."

A couple other Death Hunters passed Mark on their way to drop a few mission reports off and then rolled their eyes at the two on the way out.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:12 am


While he was known to stick his nose in the books, Jason at least knew what a Jedi was, having watched star wars in the past. He wasn't that much of a closet shut in. He also knew what a Sith Lord was and he was pretty sure with the way Mark was looking at him, that the Death Assistant was the latter and not the former.

It was, however, still hard to understand what Mark wanted him to do. "J-join the dark side? L-like a golem?" It was the first thing that came to his mind, but from the way he was talking it sounded more like he was spying on a hunter and not a horsemen. The confusion showed on his face. Here was mark, a death hunter, guy who could apparently hack into all sorts of things and had access to security footage all over Deus Ex, asking a moon to spy on people.

"...Wouldn't it be easier to use spy cameras?" Or to use someone who was part of the division that excelled in this sort of thing.



"E-er, I promise not to tell anyone" Who in their right mind would believe him anyway? Either that or they'd shake their heads in pity. When the other death hunters passed the two, Jason tried to make himself as small as possible and wished he had opted for a hood on his coat so he could hide better.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:06 pm


Mark patted Jason, unaware of his mixed feelings. "I'm counting on you, padawan in training." He had determined face as he rubbed his hands together. "Okay, here's the breakdown of who you're looking for, I hope you're like, taking notes, cuz this is really note taking serious business here. You are looking for someone, cue, someones who: A. Breathes fire. B. Has sharp wicked claws to cut you with. C. Is spawned from the deepest, darkest pit of hell. D. Is hell itself. E. Did I mention the devil spawn laser eye shooting hell part? Okay, got that all down? Now go like, find them, give me the inside scoop and I may just maybe will let you live, okay."

Mark was all seriousness here.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:24 am


Okay, maybe he was wrong about the hunter part. But whatever it was Mark wanted him to find, he was pretty sure it wanted to kill him. And as the death assistant described each terrifying ability Jason looked more like he wanted to pass out again and forget about the whole thing.

Once he was done giving him a good description though, the moon didn't budge and still looked as awkward as possible until he spoke.

"Umm, Mark.... can you give me a hint as to where I should look for this laser shooting demon spawn...maybe even a portal?" Because he had no idea as to where he should start to look for this thing.

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