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 Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:31 pm
Amphi touched the key mark on her hand again, sighing over the new....adornment to her body.
She was also sighing because they had finished the statue and she was looking up at a large stone version of herself and it was so awkwarddddddddddddd.....
And scary....
So much so that she was actually hiding in the bush farther away from it then she should be. For jacks sake it was a statue..
OF HER...STARING AT EVERYONE. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:47 pm
Lou had just been be-bopping along, minding his own business, when something in the distance caught his eye. It was a something that hasn't been there before. A big something...
A... Giant statue of Amphi?!
No! More importantly, it was a giant statue of... Amphi's rack.
A single, solitary bat came flying in from the distance like a jet fighter with its target in the crosshairs. There was almost a buzzing sound as the bat attempted to break the sound barrier with the speed of its travel before. WHAM.
Right into the cleavage.
And suddenly there was a Lou perched on the statue's ample chest. "Not as squishy as I'd hoped, but they'll do." He patted the spherical stone under his hand and relaxed. This was his new favorite spot on campus.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:54 pm
Amphi was still lamenting over the terribleness of her now statue in a courtyard for everyone to see. Like, people would recognize her if they saw it...then saw her in the hallways.
She closed her eyes, She wasn't ready for everyone's attention over it. It was the last thing she wanted.
As such, it took her a moment to realize that someone was up on her statue...especially..on...the boob....parts.........................
"Hey..." Amphi came out of the pushes, going to tell whoever it was that it was INAPPORIATE to be up there...till she saw pinstripes and a curl of white tuft of hair. "Lou! Get down from there!!! WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES!?!?!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:59 pm
Lou gave only a slight glance down before resting his head on the statue's shoulder. "Then they'll be extremely jealous that its not them up here!" The boil declared, snuggling himself in. "What does one have to do to get such a huge statue of their assets erected in the middle of campus?" Lou shouted as if she might not be able to hear him from the top of the 'twin peaks'.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:07 pm
"But...BUT...." She started to argue, though if anyone was jealous Lou was up there, she had to wonder why okay. Those were stone boobies...Oh god it was so jacking embarrassing.
Her face blew up with redness more, "Lou...Can you come down so I can tell you?" She cupped her hands over her mouth, in case he couldn't hear her over the solid rocks....
"Plus...I'm down here....anyways...." Like a statue was better than her or something Lou...Soon as the thought hit though, she flushed.
"N...NEVERMIND. JUST STAY UP THERE...." She might as well just go back to her bush and lament again.....
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:17 pm
Come down? But... But!
Well, she had a point. The real ones were down there anyways. Even if these knockers were bigger, they certainly weren't better.
Suddenly the vampire was gone, and a bat was dive bombing back down to earth instead. What was he dive bombing? At this point it should've been pretty obvious. Mission control, clear the landing pad.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:34 pm
Amphi was pretty much sure Lou was just going to stay up on the statue forever, and was opting for leaving quickly in favor of not staring up into stone boobies forever when she heard the battle cry of dive bombing bat.
Knowing Lou, he was trading one thing for the other...and her arms outstretched to catch him...
Then she sidestepped, watching him crash to the ground and kneeling down to look at his bat form.
"I wouldn't fall for that twice Lou....." She reached over to pet the small adorable bat form.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:40 pm
And then Lou feasted upon supple...
... Dirt.
It wasn't a loud thud, but still audible nonetheless. The small bat let out a pathetic squeak before reforming a disheveled boil with his face firmly planted in the ground and butt in the air.
"You're a cruel mistress, Fish lips." Lou coughed and turned his head away from the bat shaped implant in the dirt.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:46 pm
Amphi gently pat Lou on the head, smiling down at him while he had her distracted.
It had been kind of funny....
"Hee." Was all she said, "You'll have to try harder then that after playing all over the stones...." She flushed again, helping Lou up.
"There is a statue of me because I won....MVP of the house cup thingy. I don't know how though, I don't think I did THAT great..." She frowned..."I also won something else but...it seems like it might be really dangerous..." She bit her lip...
"I can't show it to you out here..."
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:55 pm
Lou grumbled at his consolation prize pat on the head before reluctantly accepting the help up to his feet. He took a moment to brush himself off as Amphi explained the events leading up to her stone double.
"Something else?" Lou looked at her curiously, tilting his head. Dangerous... Couldn't show it to him here... Hm...
Oh! Maybe it was lingerie with machine gums built in! Or ninja star tassels! Holy s**t! "Well we better get to a place where you can show me!" The fact that she was biting her lip only encouraged him further. Yes, it must be some kind of dangerously sexy secret.
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:08 pm
"Y...yes something else...." She took his hand in hers, shyly looking up at him as she led him away from the statue. Back into a more hooded forest area.
Obviously she had a thing for dragging Lou out in the woods.
The lip bite returned as she looked around, then back up to Lou shyly again.
"I think here is good..." She took a breath, standing in front of him. "You have to promise not to tell though, Like you can't tell anyone Lou."
Her hand reached over too.....
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:18 pm
Lou allowed Amphi to lead him wherever the hell was necessary. He was getting excited the farther back into the woods they got. The boil had no idea she was so kinky.
As they stopped, Lou's eyes widened like a scareling determined to see Sandy Claws crawl down the chimney on Christmastival eve. "I promise not to tell. One thousand angry orcs could not pry it out of me." Just show him the dangerous secret already!
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:45 pm
She looked one more time...
Then held her hand with the imprint of the key on it.
"It's this here..." She held the hand closer to his face to see....
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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:04 am
Lou looked like he was on the edge of his seat with excitement, until she held out her hand.
The boil cautiously looked around her hand to see the rest of her, hoping she'd done some kind of magic trick and was now clad in some sort of lingerie armory, but there was no such luck.
Hope successfully shattered.
"... It's a tattoo." The boil's lips formed a thin line. "What, did you use a dirty needle to ink it?" Dangerous. Hah. About as dangerous as a kitten with a squirt bottle in a room of people decked out with scuba gear.
Lou lifted a finger to poke it, waiting for her to squeal or something. "Seems like a shitty place for a tatt."
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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:27 pm
That is what Amphi was for.
Shattering Lou's hopes and dreams ever so slowly.
"No!" She squeaked, "It's not a tattoo....I got it when I touched the key, and then it like...melted into my skin..."
She made a sad face.
"It really hurt a lot...."
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