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 Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:20 pm
Lottie's cheeks were puffed out to the max as she downed an entire submarine sandwich. There she sat on a bench, crunching and munching, and generally being a sloppy eater when something caught her eye. Peering across the way, she spotted Hel.
Hel.. That big-boobied bozo! Lottie grumbled as crumbs spewed from her mouth. How dare that evil vixen appear before her as she tried to enjoy a meal. Still, the other reaper seemed to be sneaking about. Perhaps she was hiding a secret?
The little witch swallowed her mouthful, chugged the rest of her soda, belched loudly and tossed out her trash. Hel was still in the far distance, so Lottie knew she'd have to jog to keep up. Patting her tummy and then wiping her mouth on an oversized sleeve, the little witch scuttled across the field to play catch-up.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:36 pm
Hel was actually relieved that the House Cup was over now…for a few reasons. First and foremost, to escape all that obnoxious celebratory groaning all the undeads were doing and second, it meant she could finally get back to her project without being distracted. The reaper wasn’t really paying attention to who might be around her as she veered off the sidewalk and into the wood, like she usually might have. She was thinking as she trekked the familiar path to her secret hidden project.
There were rumors going around that graduation exams were going to be held soon…
Hrm.
Through the woods she trekked, not following a path and ducking under fallen trees as she moved. Eventually the woods thinned, and a very small clearing would be reached, where there were tree stumps, but most importantly, her project. The reaper reached out, grabbing the tarp, and pulled it back, revealing the unfinished boat she was working on.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:42 pm
A boat? That was her big secret? How boring was that! There had to be something more condemning. But if she wanted answers, it was time to bully them out of her older classmate.
The little witch, careful not to get too close lest she get bearded again, climbed up a tree and stood tall on one of it's branches that over looked the clearing.
"FOOOOOL!!!!" She bellowed down, "You have led me STRAIGHT to your evil lair! BWAAAAA HAH HAA HA HA!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:50 pm
Hel’s hair stood on end at the sudden shout, and immediately she grabbed a nearby stick and hurled it up at the sound. It was a knee-jerk reaction, and once her eyes settled on the obnoxious eye sore to match the obnoxious voice, the reaper scowled. “You.”
Wait…
“YOU FOLLOWED ME OUT HERE!?”
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:56 pm
Lottie squawked and dodged the stick, wobbling in place and flailing her arms to gain back balance on her perch. She managed not to fall over, and regained her Hero pose atop the branch.
"Y--YES! HAHA! I FOLLOWED YOU! As I ate my delicious footlong sandwich with the works and blackberry soda, I witnessed a fiendish bozo with big boobs sneaking around. I was concerned for the creatures that dwell in the forest and initiated pursuit. Imagine my surprise to see THE Big-Boobed LOSER hiding something like this in the woods!"
Lottie began to howl with laughter, holding her belly like Sandy Claws. "HOW LAME! AAAAAH HAH HAA--owowowow..." She gripped her tummy as it cramped, too full from her meal to be so energetic.
"A-ahem.." She composed herself suddenly.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:01 pm
Actually, Hel didn’t even hear Lottie’s ‘heroic’ spiel. She was too busy being pissed off that she had been careless and that someone had followed her out to her secret spot…Lottie of all people. Though really, the worst would have been Mac, but Lottie like…ranked in at second…er no…third. Yeah, third. Amrita was second.
b***h.
Hel snapped back to, and narrowed her eyes up at Lottie. “Whatever.” She sneered. “Now you have three seconds to get out of my sight and never come back here before I will throttle you.” The reaper grabbed another stick, and chucked it at the little ghoul.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:08 pm
Lottie squawked again, but this time she fell down into a bush. After a lot of the bush rustling and shedding orange and black leaves, Lottie emerged. She looked like... well, like a bush tried to eat her. But still confident and smug, despite it.
"HAH! Don't be so sure of yourself, Mistress of Melons!" She bellowed, hands on her hips. "You obviously have something to hide if you're so bent out of shape! So maybe I should, like, tell everyone about this place!"
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:12 pm
Actually, since Lottie was still here, Hel was actually about to make due with her threat. She stormed towards the ghoul and had her hands outstretched, ready to grab her, until she threatened something…something that had caught Hel’s attention and concern. The reaper paused, faltering, and made a face. Actually, most other people Hel wouldn’t care about…there was just one in particular she didn’t want hearing about this.
It was a Christmastival surprise, damn it, and it would stay that way!
“W-what makes you think I care if you told someone!?”
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:14 pm
Lottie grinned widely, pointedly,
"Maybe cause you're all in a fluster since I said I would?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:15 pm
“I-I am not!” Hel cried back. “You can go ahead and tell anyone! I do not care!” She even stomped a foot in emphasis.
Oh, but she cared. She really cared.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:17 pm
"Oh, okay. One sec then." Lottie quickly ducked past Hel, and snapped a picture of her creation with her eyePhone. "Awesomesauce. A'ight, Breasticus! See ya!"
She began to run.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:22 pm
“Wha—“
Oh s**t. Hel didn’t miss that snapping sound the eyePhone made as it snapped a picture of the boat, nor did she miss the way Lottie took off. What if she showed Mac that picture!? Her plan would be ruined!
That’s when it really kicked in for Hel.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” She screamed, immediately going red faced as she took off quickly after Lottie. “Come back here you little s**t!”
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:25 pm
"NO EFFING WAY YOU BIG BREASTED BEHEMOTH OF EVIL!!!!!" Lottie screeched back, huffing and panting as she tried to keep her distance from the dark skinned menace. If she was caught she'd be dead or furry. Both were SO not cute, okay!?
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:35 pm
“YOU GET RID OF THAT PICTURE AND TELL NO ONE WHAT I AM DOING, AND YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW!” Hel was rapidly closing the distance between her and Lottie…it helped being older and having longer legs, even if she was bigger than the ghoul. Wow, Hel couldn’t remember the last time she felt this much pressure…
Stupid Lottie.
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Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:51 pm
Crap, that heavy-butted moron was getting closer! Lottie panicked and leapt off a cliff, careening down a dirty,bumpy hill, pigtails bouncing along with her body as it tumbled recklessly.
She skidded to a stop, mostly on her face. She picked herself up and darted toward a nearby town.
"IF YOU KEEP CHASING ME I'M GUNNA PUT THESE UP ON CRITTER, YOU MAMMOTH!"
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