also JBL had Post of the year. GPOAT.
The Wrestling God

The Wrestling God!
The crowd was silent until JBL's theme hit. Once the first bells began to ring, and the cow moo'd, the crowd broke out in Boo's!
John "Bradshaw" Layfield walked out from back stage and looked around the crowd. Layfield had his signature suit and cowboy hat on. He smiled at the crowd and took his hat off to them, even though they were booing.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome, John Bradshaw Layfield, JBL!
Bradshaw's theme stopped, and he lifted up the microphone that was in his right hand. "Lita, what are you doing out here? No disrespect to you at all, but these people don't want to see you." The crowd would boo Layfield, but he kept his smile. "The Diva's division is an embarrasment to TNWF. I mean, there aren't even enough Divas for there to be a championship. And TNWF, we are a place full of champions: not a bunch of preppy women who only get views because of their looks.".
JBL was receiving massive heat, exactly what he wanted. "People like myself, on the other hand, are appreciated and admired due to our athletic ability, something you do not have. The Diva's division can not keep a group of people entertained longer than 2 minutes. The only idiots who would watch a match intentivly are little 14 year old Johnny and old perverts like that so called King sitting behind the announcer's table!"
Jerry Lawler: Well..
"So Lita, why don't you do us all a favor and get out of my ring" JBL stopped speaking, and smiled at the angry, booing fans.
Rise Above Cancer
The crowd was silent until JBL's theme hit. Once the first bells began to ring, and the cow moo'd, the crowd broke out in Boo's!
John "Bradshaw" Layfield walked out from back stage and looked around the crowd. Layfield had his signature suit and cowboy hat on. He smiled at the crowd and took his hat off to them, even though they were booing.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome, John Bradshaw Layfield, JBL!
Bradshaw's theme stopped, and he lifted up the microphone that was in his right hand. "Lita, what are you doing out here? No disrespect to you at all, but these people don't want to see you." The crowd would boo Layfield, but he kept his smile. "The Diva's division is an embarrasment to TNWF. I mean, there aren't even enough Divas for there to be a championship. And TNWF, we are a place full of champions: not a bunch of preppy women who only get views because of their looks.".
JBL was receiving massive heat, exactly what he wanted. "People like myself, on the other hand, are appreciated and admired due to our athletic ability, something you do not have. The Diva's division can not keep a group of people entertained longer than 2 minutes. The only idiots who would watch a match intentivly are little 14 year old Johnny and old perverts like that so called King sitting behind the announcer's table!"
Jerry Lawler: Well..
"So Lita, why don't you do us all a favor and get out of my ring" JBL stopped speaking, and smiled at the angry, booing fans.
Rise Above Cancer