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 Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:06 pm
ASYLUM CHAMPIONSHIP
Hardcore Rules
Good Luck
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:40 am
 As his theme song hits the speakers, the lights fade, showing a spotlight at the stage as Knight comes walking out onto the stage. As he stood there, he looks onward towards the ring as it slowly lights up from the ring light above it. He shakes his head and slowly walks onward towards the ring. "Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction" 'Introducing....From Victor, CO....standing at 5'10" high and weighing in at 263 lbs....he is the Medieval Machine! KNIGHT!'
Knight gets to halfway down the ramp before he goes running at the stage, and jump sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He slides to a stop and gets up to his feet as he turns and moves to the corner on his right as he throws a fist over it. "In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!" He soon tears off his coat before tossing it out of the ring as he moved over to the turnbuckles and waited for his chance for the championship belt. His mind was set to win this match, no matter how much of a p***k he'll be.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:43 pm
Oh my god Based God!
You could ******** my b***h, Based God!
You swag to the maximum
Swag 100 thousand, 100 trillion! Oh god damn Based God!
The swagtastic sound of Wonton Soup by Lil B hits the arena. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos for their EWA Asylum Champion, the Swag Master himself, Cartwright. He wears the belt disrespectfully around his neck as if it is a necklace as he makes his way to the ring with a Godly swagger. His arms and legs are flying back and forth at great height while he shouts "SWAG!" and "YOLO!" constantly at the fans who are saying horrible things to their champion.
Hopped up in my car (swag!) then I drop my roof
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag!)
Then I park my car, then I ******** your b***h
Eat that wonton soup, wet like wonton soup
Announcer: "Introducing the Champion, from the United Kingdom, he is so fly that he makes the girls cry, CAAAAAAARTWRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
Cartwright enters the ring and takes the title from around his neck and raises it high into the air as he gets in Knights face just to antagonize him. Knight needs to be antagonized because he has no swag. Like why is he calling himself after some old thing like a Knight when he could be calling himself The Sorcerer of Swag?! It's because he ain't! But he could be if he listened to Cartwright. Sorcerers are old and funky like Knights and stuff. I've lost the thread of what I was going to type here.
Found a dope man, I ride that b***h like Ace of Spades
Ho don't play that game!
I'm rapping not for the fame
I almost went to jail for like 500 days!
b***h don't give no ********, that's why I ******** her in the ******** you suckers' heads then I ask her what's her name
Based God
Cartwright finally hands the referee the Asylum Championship and he waits for the bell.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:48 pm
Knight was waiting for the bell as well, rolling his shoulders to pop his shoulder blades slightly before the bell rang. He was the first to approach the Champion, offering a collar and elbow tie-up. If he had accepted, Knight would transition into a side headlock to the unpredictable champ.
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:06 pm
Cartwright looks at Knight, wondering why it looks like he wants to hug him. Fearing that doing such a thing would make him look like less of a man, The Swagtastic Champion attempts to drive a boot towards Knight's mid-section!
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Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:53 pm
Knight was kicked in the mid-section as he coughed slightly, before he returned the favor with a quick body blow to the champion.
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:52 pm
Cartwright grabbed the side of his body following a strike from Knight. So this old geezer wants to strike the body eh?! Cartwright looks to launch a lightning fast chop to the chest of Knight!
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:05 pm
Knight was hit with the chop quickly before he returned with a boot towards Cartwright's chest. He wasn't going to have any nonsense about this disgrace of a wrestler.
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Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:10 pm
Disgrace of a wrestler?! surprised Blud, has Knight even looked into the mirror recently?! If he did he would know that he has no swag! A boot to Cartwright's chest staggers him backwards into the ropes.
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Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:23 pm
Knight walked over to Cartwright and aimed to whip him over to the other ropes. If it worked, he'd try to chain his return with a double axe handle swing.
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Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:50 pm
The Swag Master is whipped across the ring. As he bounces off the ropes and charges back towards Knight, he ducks under the axe handle swing. As he returns from a second rebound Cartwright aims a stylistic spinning back elbow towards Knights face. #SickStyleBlud
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Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 5:12 pm
Knight was hit with the elbow and forced backwards slightly before he motioned for the champ to get to his feet. He had underestimated this fool of an opponent and now needed to make up for it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:50 am
Knight has not been knocked off of his feet despite getting a full-on back elbow shot to the face! What a tough bloke! But The Swag Master has plenty more dazzling and sick moves that shall do the job! Cartwright gets up and aims an impressive-looking high knee to Knight's face!
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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:15 pm
Knight was going to charge when he turned, before he came face to face with something... more like knee to face as he was hit with a Busaiku knee kick.
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Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 5:49 am
With Knight dazed from the blow, Cartwright attempts to suplex Knight into the center of the ring and give him the good ol' cocky pin cover, one foot on the chest and flexing!
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