DON'T LOOK IN THE CLOSET!!!
eek Uh... What I mean is let me take your coat. I'll put it in the closet. It's not like we have a corpse in the closet or anything. Hahahahahahhahahahaha... sweatdrop
Okay, okay, okay. So there's a corpse in the closet. BUT it's not a real corpse or the type of corpse you're thinking. It's an exquisite corpse, and it's incomplete at the moment so I need your help to build it. How to do it? Here are the rules and the instruction:
Instruction and rules
1) Think of a sentence to write. It can be complete, incomplete, fragment, whatever you can think about.
2) Post your sentence in white text. To post it in white, here's the code to put in:
[color=white]Write whatever you want inside here[/color]
3) DON'T read whatever the person above you wrote in order to write your sentence. I'll explain later.
4) No double posting. Don't even think about using your mule account to post either. Wait your turn after someone else make a post.
5) DON'T HIGHLIGHT THE TEXT TO READ BEFORE POSTING, AFTER POSTING, OR WHATEVER TIME YOU WANT TO READ! Once we get onto the new page, everyone's sentence will be revealed in the spoiler below.
6) Don't delete your post. It's okay you can edit your post, but don't delete it.
7) Don't quote anyone's post. That will reveal people's sentence and that's against the rule.
Not that hard to play right? So let's begin!
Page One
So it's starts with a dead cat...
gets chance and luck
Row Row, Fight the POWAH.
...and then I devoured the remains of the beef casserole by sticking pieces of steak up my nose.
In the dark of the night we found Oujay
I didn't think it would go this smoothly at first, but then he brought the marbles.
And a toilet seat cover.
Exit, pursued by a bear.
It cries out with tears of blood.
And now there is fire everywhere.
Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink! Pretty soon the casket will be flooded...
Mistakes happen.
Then, from between the two pieces of bread, Roy pulled out an enormous hairy tarantula that looked more like a ball of steel wool that had been used to clean last night's dirty dishes than anything that could be mistaken for bologna.
I don’t know everything, I just know what I know
Page Two
With lots and lots of marshmallows on top.
Such Misfortune!
Then Feo came, ready to stalk his prey.
A pair of big ole boobs!
There's a snake in my boot!
dancing in the shadows
Legs that go allllll the way up
Oppa Gundam Style
What I mean to say is
Who the hell do you think I am!?
With a team consisting of fifty chimpanzees trained to ride unicycles and sing barbershop harmony.
Meanwhile, down in valley of the springs...
Now with magical rainbows!
cuz if you die in the game, you die in real life
Was actually two dogs standing on top of each other the entire time.
Page Three
First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
It's always been Wankershim!
I grabbed a potato chip...
If you die in real life, you die in the game!
and just wants to sleep.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a
It never come. WHY IT WON'T COME?!
Okay, shake it now baby now.
Abel was there.
and you better BELIEVE IT
Hey, if I licked you, would you taste like
And there's a cowsuit flying by...
Go play Dokapon Kingdom!
Then Simmons says to me he says "
((Dylan's sentence is skipped due to not following the rules.))
Page Four
Button, button, who's got the button?
Why do I always make my post after Tiki's?!
LOVE AND PEACE!
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY
so my foot's totally stuck in there right, i'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and i still got half a pie left
Quick, what does the fox say?
What's that, Lassy?
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
who ordered a lifetime supply of Mel pron, which cost
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Because I am the ghost of moldy bread, the scourge of yeast flakes everywhere!
Trick or Treat! Now gimme my freaking candy!
Don't be hating on Gerome!
And the crowd goes wild.
You lost the game.
Page 5
This dish is amazing! What did you call it again?
Cool, cool cool cool
Apples, peaches, cream and butter.
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
How much could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
according to the cards, it says that
Pizza Rolls
Alvis, you Dastard!
which darken the soul of thy enemy, who shall
What kind of phrase?
Specifically one involving long-tongued clams.
LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP!
He's going to get a face full of justice, Apollo style, if he keeps that up.
Objection
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
So it's starts with a dead cat...
gets chance and luck
Row Row, Fight the POWAH.
...and then I devoured the remains of the beef casserole by sticking pieces of steak up my nose.
In the dark of the night we found Oujay
I didn't think it would go this smoothly at first, but then he brought the marbles.
And a toilet seat cover.
Exit, pursued by a bear.
It cries out with tears of blood.
And now there is fire everywhere.
Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink! Pretty soon the casket will be flooded...
Mistakes happen.
Then, from between the two pieces of bread, Roy pulled out an enormous hairy tarantula that looked more like a ball of steel wool that had been used to clean last night's dirty dishes than anything that could be mistaken for bologna.
I don’t know everything, I just know what I know
Page Two
With lots and lots of marshmallows on top.
Such Misfortune!
Then Feo came, ready to stalk his prey.
A pair of big ole boobs!
There's a snake in my boot!
dancing in the shadows
Legs that go allllll the way up
Oppa Gundam Style
What I mean to say is
Who the hell do you think I am!?
With a team consisting of fifty chimpanzees trained to ride unicycles and sing barbershop harmony.
Meanwhile, down in valley of the springs...
Now with magical rainbows!
cuz if you die in the game, you die in real life
Was actually two dogs standing on top of each other the entire time.
Page Three
First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
It's always been Wankershim!
I grabbed a potato chip...
If you die in real life, you die in the game!
and just wants to sleep.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a
It never come. WHY IT WON'T COME?!
Okay, shake it now baby now.
Abel was there.
and you better BELIEVE IT
Hey, if I licked you, would you taste like
And there's a cowsuit flying by...
Go play Dokapon Kingdom!
Then Simmons says to me he says "
((Dylan's sentence is skipped due to not following the rules.))
Page Four
Button, button, who's got the button?
Why do I always make my post after Tiki's?!
LOVE AND PEACE!
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY
so my foot's totally stuck in there right, i'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and i still got half a pie left
Quick, what does the fox say?
What's that, Lassy?
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
who ordered a lifetime supply of Mel pron, which cost
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Because I am the ghost of moldy bread, the scourge of yeast flakes everywhere!
Trick or Treat! Now gimme my freaking candy!
Don't be hating on Gerome!
And the crowd goes wild.
You lost the game.
Page 5
This dish is amazing! What did you call it again?
Cool, cool cool cool
Apples, peaches, cream and butter.
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
How much could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
according to the cards, it says that
Pizza Rolls
Alvis, you Dastard!
which darken the soul of thy enemy, who shall
What kind of phrase?
Specifically one involving long-tongued clams.
LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP!
He's going to get a face full of justice, Apollo style, if he keeps that up.
Objection
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
