[The following segment takes place in a television studio not associated with BBW or its affiliates, please enjoy the show.]
The camera opens up to show Omega standing in front of a backdrop that has been painted with a clear blue sky, even a bright yellow sun was seen smiling in the background. He stood there and nodded a bit "Spooky right?" he spoke in a giddy and slightly stupid sounding tone.
He began pacing the small area that the camera frame covered and pulled out an obscenely large cigar and even a pair of Groucho Marx-esque set of glasses!! He tossed them off quickly however and began spoking, uh speaking the word is speaking. "Now I'm sure some of you are wondering why I'm standing in front of this very, very, very, colorful backdrop and sending this video package to a company called Bad Blood Wrestling.
Well, the answer is simple, in a promotion full of blood thirsty competitors, why can't one of us be a kind hearted guy? I mean don't get me wrong I'll take it to the extreme if I have to but I'm not going to go full out batshit crazy on my opponents. No, in fact think of me as a kind of Mick Foley like person in the fact that I can kick your a** but also be the friendliest guy you ever did lose to or beat in some cases.
Now, I am having my debut match against Draze. A man I am very familiar with and have an impressive Win-Loss record over, and while I'm not doubting that he's a tough challenge he's not what's on my mind right now. See I learned that this pretty unique company has been having two tournaments going on at the moment and all I can say is: I want in as well." he spoke in a slightly more serious tone then his earlier one.
"Now I don't expect to just be placed in the tournament without at least winning my debut, or at least putting on a better showing then the other guys on this show. That's a tough challenge but you know what.... CHALLENGE!!! ACCEPTED!!!!!!
Now I'm not going to plead my case or nothing but I do have a guy here with me that is going to vouch for me a little bit hold on let me get him." he spoke as he went off screen to retrieve this mystery someone. All of a sudden a crudely made puppet popped up on the screen, it looked kind of like Omega to be honest even had his mask.
"Hello all, mi nombre is Pequeno Omega!!" the puppet spoke in a high pitched voice as a little cheaply made name card was being held up to under the puppet. "I am here to speaks on behalf on Misser Omega, and tell jou all why he should be entered in the titles tournament.
Jou see, Misser Omega is arguably the greatest Luchador to ever appears in BBW. Now we are not talking the best wrestler, but the best juser of the Lucha Libre styles. Now he isst ready to be fighting for the Mega Campeonato of the company. To be honest, he can be a little estupid with his lucha and misses a lot of his moves. He evens messes up and releases his submissions far to earlies." the puppet spoke as it was pondering, Omega then appeared back into the screen
"Hey you're suppose to support me not turn on me dude, we had a deal." he shouted at the puppet "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter its furthers." Pequeno Omega spoke in his shrill voice of a voice.
"Dude, that's not fair!!" Omega proclaimed to the puppet. "Thass it puto, jou are going down!!" the puppet shouted back before producing a foam padded stick and smacking Omega repeatedly while saying bonk with each hit! The video feed ended after Omega was no longer shown on screen and closed with Pequeno Omega laughing playfully.
The camera opens up to show Omega standing in front of a backdrop that has been painted with a clear blue sky, even a bright yellow sun was seen smiling in the background. He stood there and nodded a bit "Spooky right?" he spoke in a giddy and slightly stupid sounding tone.
He began pacing the small area that the camera frame covered and pulled out an obscenely large cigar and even a pair of Groucho Marx-esque set of glasses!! He tossed them off quickly however and began spoking, uh speaking the word is speaking. "Now I'm sure some of you are wondering why I'm standing in front of this very, very, very, colorful backdrop and sending this video package to a company called Bad Blood Wrestling.
Well, the answer is simple, in a promotion full of blood thirsty competitors, why can't one of us be a kind hearted guy? I mean don't get me wrong I'll take it to the extreme if I have to but I'm not going to go full out batshit crazy on my opponents. No, in fact think of me as a kind of Mick Foley like person in the fact that I can kick your a** but also be the friendliest guy you ever did lose to or beat in some cases.
Now, I am having my debut match against Draze. A man I am very familiar with and have an impressive Win-Loss record over, and while I'm not doubting that he's a tough challenge he's not what's on my mind right now. See I learned that this pretty unique company has been having two tournaments going on at the moment and all I can say is: I want in as well." he spoke in a slightly more serious tone then his earlier one.
"Now I don't expect to just be placed in the tournament without at least winning my debut, or at least putting on a better showing then the other guys on this show. That's a tough challenge but you know what.... CHALLENGE!!! ACCEPTED!!!!!!
Now I'm not going to plead my case or nothing but I do have a guy here with me that is going to vouch for me a little bit hold on let me get him." he spoke as he went off screen to retrieve this mystery someone. All of a sudden a crudely made puppet popped up on the screen, it looked kind of like Omega to be honest even had his mask.
"Hello all, mi nombre is Pequeno Omega!!" the puppet spoke in a high pitched voice as a little cheaply made name card was being held up to under the puppet. "I am here to speaks on behalf on Misser Omega, and tell jou all why he should be entered in the titles tournament.
Jou see, Misser Omega is arguably the greatest Luchador to ever appears in BBW. Now we are not talking the best wrestler, but the best juser of the Lucha Libre styles. Now he isst ready to be fighting for the Mega Campeonato of the company. To be honest, he can be a little estupid with his lucha and misses a lot of his moves. He evens messes up and releases his submissions far to earlies." the puppet spoke as it was pondering, Omega then appeared back into the screen
"Hey you're suppose to support me not turn on me dude, we had a deal." he shouted at the puppet "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter its furthers." Pequeno Omega spoke in his shrill voice of a voice.
"Dude, that's not fair!!" Omega proclaimed to the puppet. "Thass it puto, jou are going down!!" the puppet shouted back before producing a foam padded stick and smacking Omega repeatedly while saying bonk with each hit! The video feed ended after Omega was no longer shown on screen and closed with Pequeno Omega laughing playfully.
