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P R O J E C T Jinx Captain
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 Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:12 pm
Match Number 2:
Triple Threat Submission Match
(Second Round Tournament Match)
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:07 am
The titantron suddenly comes to life to show video clips of various hammer head sharks swimming around. A drum roll plays across the arena as someone amazing is about to pop into the arena. The fans roar with cheers as they know what this means. The PWS Tag Team Champion, Cartwright, makes his way to the ring head-banging as if he is listening to some funky metal shizzle like Justin Bieber or Ninki Minaj. The fans respond by head-banging also, as it is the cool thing to do when Cartwright enters the arena. Most of the front-row head-butt the barricade, so the sound of steel echoes around the arena so loudly that you would think you were at a train station or golf course. He is wearing his brand new t-shirt, exclusive to PWS, to the ring. On the front it says HAMMER HEAD! and on the back it says STOP! HAMMER TIME! It really is a very funny reference. I just bust a gut typing it.
Cartwright enters the ring and smiles for his adoring fans. He hand-bangs against the ropes to show his support for them as they continue to smash their brains against the barricade. Those brains must have turned to mush by now. It's a hard life being a Cartwright fan you know.
Crowd: 'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!'
This makes Cartwright very, very happy. About as happy as when he pushed his ex-girlfriend down the stairs for being pregnant. Cartwright ain't got time for some sprog. He head-butted that girl good after the fall too. Right in the gut. Before and after the fall just to make sure. That's what you do when you live the extreme life of a wrestler. It's just a natural progression. Just ask Nancy Benoit, oh wait you can't. Chicks have to know their place especially when they think they can get a kid out of you. Ain't no chick worth having one of Cartwright's kids.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:54 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:30 am
Bloodlines - Dethklok could be heard thru the PA. Pantera walks out wearing a black t-shirt with the words "Bring the pain." on the front it had a Black Jaguar and Shark fighting design. He kneeled making a small prayer hearing the song and his introduction..
I track my history
Bloody burned family tree
Native blood runs in me
Murderous tendencies
Keep bloodlust away
Keep violence at bay
Can't deny genetics Animal DNA...
"Approaching the ring from San Antonio Texas, standing at 6'5 ft tall weighting at 252 lbs Pantera!!!!!"
Pantera stands up after hearing his introduction made by the ring announcer, he proceeded to walk down the ramp, He enters over the top rope into the ring and steps up into a corner, flexing his muscles.
Ancestor genocide
We were killed to save lives
Just one beast did survive
Now I live to take life
Keep yourself from me
Can't help what I be
I am man and beast
Your flesh I will eat
Pantera looked the fans greeting him with cheers, but he waved at Cartwright and waved at him saying hi. Then Pantera looked down to the ramp waiting for their opponent.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:42 am
Cartwright waves back at Pantera happily. He loves his Mexican Metal Music Fan!
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:04 am
<******** the world- IS AFTER ME!!!  "Weighing in at 225 pounds, from Phoenix, Arizona, Cyrus THE DREAM Leone!"Cheers erupted through-out the PWS arena as the familiar hooded man stepped out on stage. His steel chair wrapped in barbed wire leaned against his shoulder. Gold sparks rained down over the stage from the ceiling, showering Leone as stood there. Cyrus suddenly swung his chair forward as a pyro shot off on stage, halting the sparks. After the pyro, The Dream finally stepped off the stage and made his way down the ramp. He slowly crisscrossed his way down the ramp, stopping to give a few fans high fives and handshakes. When he made it to the ring, he suddenly jumped up onto the apron, showing off some of his impressive athleticism and looked out the audience as he threw his hand up to his mouth to shout. "******** THE WORLD!" The Dream finally turned to enter the ring through the top and middle ropes.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:23 am
This Cyrus fellow sounds awfully angry and upset with everything. Cartwright waves at him to cheer him up as the crowd goes crazy for Cartwright.
Crowd: 'HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD! HAMMER HEAD!'
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:28 am
The Dream noticed Cart's wave after he entered the ring. Cyrus' arrogant smirk could barely be seen peaking under his hood. He raised his right hand to Cartwright, brandishing his middle finger at the man, and then turned it to Pantera as well.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:52 am
This guy is so rude! Like, no wonder the world hates him when he acts like such a p***k! He's getting no sympathy from Cartwright! This whiny emo guy has earned tonight's arse kicking for free!
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:00 pm
The Dream's smirk turned to grin from both Cart's and the audience's reaction. He raised his chair up for Cartwright to see. Cyrus pointed at Cart and then patted the barbed wire steel chair. "Soon." He turned and tossed the chair outside the ring. Before turning back to face his opponents once more, The Dream tore off his hood and tossed that outside the ring as well.
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Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:38 pm
The Dream didn't throw his hood far enough away as Cartwright could still smell it! Geez, when was the last time this hobo washed it?! What kind of shark is a Dream anyway?! And what kind of shark is a Pantera?! So many questions need to be answered!
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:22 am
Pantera looked at both Cartwright despite his madness he has learned to respect what he does. Cyrus Leone a man he once heard of as the Untamed Lion, one tough guy he was wrestled with before. Pantera took off his shirt and thew it away towards the crowd, waiting for the bell to rang to his surprise the female crowd screamed when he took off his shirt admiring his physique one lucky lady caught the shirt. "Ok...that was unexpected."
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:17 pm
The bell rings with the Grandma's screaming for Pantera, I guess he must look a lot like their Grand kids! Well kids tonight's match is a Submissions Match, meaning that you must make your opponent tap-out or pass-out to win the match! Cartwright looks at the emo in the corner and begins to approach him in a wrestling stance.
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:49 pm
Cartwright wanted first dibs at The Dream? Yeah alright, Cyrus neared towards the so called hammerhead, apparently looking for a lock-up. No ******** that. Instead, The Dream would fake into a sudden dive, looking to nail Cart in the leg with a low drop kick.
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:35 pm
Holy shiznit! The Dream sounds like a lazy bugger but he strikes fast as a low dropkick takes Cartwright down to the mat! Like what the Hell?! He shouldn't be called The Dream, he should be called The Rocket! Good God Almighty that was sudden!
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