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Silent Jay

The Black Amber Clan: From Humble Beginnings

BEFORE 8:03, Jan 8-
~Papa Smurf (Tsubasa, for y'alls) makes a thread in Barton (don't ask me why, folks, it should have been in the Guilds Section) titled "The ____ Clan"
~Papa Smurf looks at title
~Papa Smurf remembers that he does not have a name.
~Anyone who entered the thread and signed up was to become a mod. An albino gal by the name of Pale solves the embarrassing "____" problem, and shows us her mad art skills.
~Scarface (Jay) acts like a jackass
~Scarface donates...like, a lot.

8:03, Jan 8-
~We's legit.
~Hoshit, mad amount of posting here.
~Threads Created:
- Guild Ranks

- Profile List

- OOC/Spamming Thread (Veeeeeeery Influencial)


1:36, Jan 9-
~ The Women's Lodgings are created by Pale domokun
- The second post after the initial creation is the break-in of the girl?s dorms by Tsubasa. Jay will shortly follow. It is here that Jay meets Rayne. She should have ran.


2:28, Jan 10-
~The Men's Lodgings are made by Jay.

8:03 Jan 11-
~Creation of our bar curteousy of Pale here.
- Jay gets a job, and begins to endear himself to the clan.

2:14 Jan 13-
~ Jay Creates "The Wilderness"..*drumroll, then a sudden stop as heavenly voices come from the sky, a beam of sunshine hittin' Wed straight on his noggin', where he takes off his hat in reverance* (yes, children, I do own a hat. However, like my clothes, it is invisible).

-

Silent Jay

To the east:
Mens dorms, Kimache fighting staduim

Southeast: Surrounding mountains and hot springs

South:

Dead trees, beaches to the far south

North:

Lake, waterfall to the far north.

North East: Hanako Garden

Local Tavern and surrounding city. Dress shop. Inn.

West: Girls Dorms

3:21 Jan 14-
~ The Kimache Sparring Stadium ish born, peeps!
-

Silent Jay

Since there is an absence of a sparring arena, I have decided to make one. As you can see, it's dedicated to me, since I had the idea in the first place. So, without further stalling for time, I declare this arena....open!

The first official fight takes place between Tsubasa and Ultima:

10:18 Jan 15
~Pale gets drunk...again. She'll wake up next to Tsubasa.

Vaihingen

Hey eyes fluttered open, and she awoke, her eyes closed again. Two things occured to her. One, she was naked "I must have been pretty drunk to sleep like that" she thought with a smile. Secound, there was a hand near her chest/stomach... It wasn't hers.
"Oh my God!"

5:53 Jan 17
~ I be makin� the Hotel.
- Tsubasa shows up, can't get a room.
- Eventually Jay moves in ninja (takin' Rayne along with him for...quality time. And lots of it.)


6:02 Jan 17
~ Like the good chap I am, I set up a dress shop to STOP PALE FROM WEARIN' THOSE FRICKIN' RAGS! (note: several years later and she finally takes the hint)


1:41 Jan 18
~ I once again rise to the need and create a store that everyone can get anything from.
~It's empty stare
UPDATE: Killed it n June 5th, 2006. The whole business thing wasn�t workin� fer me anyways. Like, wearing a shirt with the tie�.what�s up with that?


4:12 Jan 21
~Jay creates the Kimache Hot Springs. Where does that boy get his creative titles? I must know.


6:57 Jan 24
~ Aes makes a Office so that Rayne can see whether she's knocked up or not. Later on, Aes gets tired of living at the guy's pad and will collect a bunch of mattresses to put in a large tree inside this place. Crazy s**t, but if it works for him, what can I say? blaugh


3:47 Jan 30
~Creation of the Hanako Garden by Ultima.


3:32 Feb 3
~ We've made it into the next month
~ *insert I love the 80's soundtrack* Burnin' down the house! Which is exactly what I did...swear it was an accident. twisted

2:32 Feb 9
~Creation of the Weapons shop ("Artillery of the Gods") by none other than Cloud. This�ll be the only thread she creates, which is then mostly run by Reaper- who did not see that one coming?


9:35 Feb 17
~For unknown reasons, our dearly beloved leader gets the ax on the pc. He begins the thread "Letters From Hell", incorporating into the story that he merely got sent to Hell for the 'ol "battle w/ Lucifer" thing. Makes one wonder if he got grounded as well.
- He was gone for roughly ten days, and here's what happened:

--Jay and Rayne tie the knot and make the kid legit! xd
--Pale commands one hell of an army that takes most of her time away from the guild (she claims she kept up w/ this storyline, though)
--Aes and Kasumi....damn, hows about I make a whole new section for them?


2:23 Feb 20
~Kasumi, after meeting Aes at the weddin', plays damsel in distress and gets herself into his office to "examen" her.


7:29 Feb 20
~ A edit is worth a thousand words:

Just kidding folks! Actually, we're not sure when they did get their sheets into a twist, but it sure as hell warn't that night:

Suffice to say, it's them playing hot and cold with eachother until...


4:10 Feb 25
~Jay attempts to overthrow Tsubasa, might have made it too if everyother member of the guild hadn't joined hands and screamed out a collective "WTF???@!@!"))


Somewhere around March 1st to 3rd
~....Aes does Rayne and Jay's take on "Meet the Parents", and but s**t does he serve Jay! Multiple times! surprised

~Tsubasa recovers from his temporary insanity after fighting deep down below, only to be bitched out from Pale.

Same as above, ladies and gents
~Reaper and Kasumi recruit a whole lotta talented fighters, and some creative rpgers...plot complications! Oh, how I love them so!

4:08 Mar 06-

~Tsubasa asks for Pale's hand in marriage! eek *Sheds a tear.*


4:49 Mar 06-
~ Jay falls to his death, his love, family and friends watching.

... and they hate him for doing so.

UPDATE: Ish alive and off making trade connections

9:09 Mar 08-
~Jay is discovered to be alive... well, barely...

~She came, but not for long. Suffering a deep depression, Rayne leaves Jay and secretly seeks an abortion. This only magnifies her own ill feelings until she falls into a self-induced comma.

2:40 Mar 17-
~Tsubasa announces his resignation and foils Jay's current plans to take over the clan. As Pale takes over! Refusing her anything is the most massive guilt trip thou shalt ever feel. It�s like stabbing a teddy bear in the back, only without that delightfully twisted feeling afterwards.

6:22 Mar 21-
~Jay calls out Kratos...

... and during the fighting manages to destroy the fighting arena. stare
Which is very unfortunate for Reaper who seems to be the one cleaning up the mess each time it happens.

9:29 pm Mar 27-
~Aes creates a house for him and Kas, creatively titled "Kasumi and Aes's House" (Jay and Aes are in competition for most creative titled threads, I just know it.)
~ Aes holds a party there for him and Kas. Everyone starts dancing.
~Rumor Alert: Pale and Jay dance with eachother!
~~She says yes! whee

10:28 am Mar 31-
~Pale moves into the Kimache household� I was miffed, she�d been spending her nights at my dress shop
~Me and Aes hold a pow-wow
~I b***h to Aes about the latest events
~Aes takes about three seconds of thinking before he calmly says:

~I stare

~Jay and Kura seem to be getting along pretty well at this point, besides the fact that Kura bitches him out.

6:10 am April 1-
~Happy April Fools.
~'Tis befittin' on this day that we get a hella surge in members thanks to the efforts of Lady Reaper and Pale. *Says something*

Throughout April 3rd-
~Aes and Kasumi tie the knot! Can we say about freakin' time?
~However, not like Kas is gonna have a normal honeymoon, she gets dragged out along with Kratos to witness Jay's divorce.
~Ultima takes over for Aes in the general medical depo...with lovely results:

Hmmmmmmmmmm...that is just....well, I value my friendship with Cloud too much so we won't get into that now, kk? ninja

The in-between bits of April 'cause I'm that much of a lazy ********> 3nodding
~boom of members
~first tournament fight
~Kura kicks Jay's a**
~Kura kicks Jay's a**...again

Update: For those that are interested in his a** but aren't Pale, the list goes thus: Jay ish beat by Kura, and Quin. Has defeated Reaper and Kratos.

3:28 pm (?) April 17-
~ Around this time is believed Aes and Kasumi are officially gonna have a baby! W00t!

8:28 pm April 18-
~I gets a kid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here she is, what have you:

She sleepwalks and sucks on her toys. Beat that!

6:09 pm April 26-
~Sakura/Feena spars Lee...she's purrty damn good if I don't say so meself

5:30 pm April 26-
~Reaper gets her boobs oggled again rolleyes (and on a wierder note, Reaper and Morgan might have something going on.)

Update:One of the more socially risque bits. Reaper's added one personality of Quills as a notch on her bedpost, but has the other to deal with....I dunno, if I couldn't remember havin' [euphimism here] with my squeeze, I'd feel a bit jipped!

7:14 pm May 02-
~So we see what Morgan's thread has been this entire time- a school! Gonk me out with little buddhist bells, but I thought she'd come up with something more sinister! I can't even use it as a excuse to dump the kids at because they have a age restriction there!


5:44 pm May 03
~a bit of a update on poor Rayne here. So she wakes up in her ex's house after a comma. She don't know where the hell she is, and by the time Pale finds her this mysterious elve (who turns out to be Rayne�s adopted brother) gives Pale a stinky look and whips Rayne off!
Later he tries to start some trouble in the Ocean, which is taken back to Kimache castle. I guess the guy's satisfied because he leaves. However, he's still holding Rayne down by Kimache Springs. Give us Rayne back! crying

4:09 pm May 12-
~Pale's preggers! Which is the eqivvy of us gettin' an hier, I suppose! Four time's a charm, love. *cough* If anyone wants to know people, she's married.
The date�s a secret as the whole operation was a hushed job, taking place only a few weeks after both the death of Kura and Jay�s divorce from Rayne.

5:36 pm May 16-
~Hell Yeah! We have a troll! We got Quils, Ultima, Reaper and Sakura in the fray!

10:35 pm May 17-
~Charles seems to have called off his fight with Rivven. It continued for a hella long time with some impressive displays from both sides- but in the end I suppose it comes down to that 'orrid charge of godmoddin'.

6:05 pm May 29-
~Morgan and Rivven meet. Well, they kind of had to considering the fact that she was straddling him on Aes's operating table. Surprise surprise! They start dating soon after.

7:56 pm June 6-

Kiasys

"Yes, I had a brother. Me, Kiasys,... the sister." She said, although with the dress off the fact that she was...otherwise was cleary visable to him now. It was the body of a young man.

Kiasys and I start dating. Much to the surprise of everyone, and not without me questioning my sexuality before certain issues with Kia got sorted out cool

(What? They're just pixels....right?)
Update: Kiasys now fully accepts his gender, and it happier than ever! Yays!
domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun <------Domo Army!
( ~Kiasys and I make plans to raise Kitsy as our own, and beak out the tape measure to start makin� baby clothes!)

10:38 pm June 9-
Arrival of teh Quinny:

Nihilistic_Impact

"Then let us meet our guest then ladies. Percy and Guy have assured me that invitations where sent to all."

*raises glass* Cheers! cool

8:59 pm June 12-
~Illiana Kimache is born. W00t-y goodness here.

4:25 pm June 14-
~Teresa has officialy slept with all aspects of teh user known as Quils.
~Someone give the lady a cig.

9:52 pm June 14-
~The ill-fated semi-romance of Mordrid and Rayne start. To sum things up, Mordrid was here to visit his seldom seen mother, Morgan. He doesn't bump into her too frequently. Just enough to cause trouble with her and her current lova-boy Rivven:

Cev aka Mordrid

"So you're Morgan's new ******** buddy? Always nice to meet another one."

Update: Mordrid realized that Rayne could never love him. So he stole Fae and Daoin's (users from another guild that are part of Aes's family and thus coming to visit them) boat and set off for the islands alone. :emo tear:

12:46 am June 22-
~Quintilius and Cloud booze up my guy! gonk heart

1:31 pm Jun 27-
~We're introduced to Chantico, who's sweet enough to tell us exactly what happened before Morgan turned into the Morrigan. Sweet girl, really. Likes to call Morgan Morgaine instead. Ah yes! I dug up an old edit of the war goddess the Morrigan, as well as a pic of Morgan before she left the ranks and gave me free sweets, I swear that's not why I don't like her though...yeah... :

6:52 pm July 7-
~Chantico's been wading through the muck of peeps lives by digging through their brain and givin' 'em a interregation my mom would be proud of. I chose thi day because it's the only one I have for certain. Where Chanti invades Rivven's thoughts *promises not to make a wet dream crack, fails*

9:12 pm July 7-
~Brawlin', BA style:

Psychofish

Rivven threw himself on the ground under the bar as small bullets tore from a now exposed gun inside the arm, not at all a stealthy weapon, simply a small automatic gun. Fire from it rung out, and the arm stopped just long enough for the man to spring over the bar, and was immediatly decapitated by Rivven's foot. It lifted the arm again, to fire in his general direction, and he tore both arms of quickly, tossing them to the ground. A puppet. Not strings on this one, but hollow, plastic peices, with metal inside, and weaponry. He knocked it aside and stood to look at Levaticus, no longer pretending not to notice him. The man strode straight at Rivven. Damn, what now? "Careful everyone, it's starting!" he readied himself to bring the man down quickly.

10:37 pm July 27-

Said Slim Black Shadowy Figure

A slim black shadowy figure floated through the window and sat down by Kiasys. Stroking his back for a hour. When the man showed no signs of being disturbed by this, it proceeded:

I could help you.

~Kia says that he'll expect that sucker into him on the condition that *le gasp* he get wired up a girl! gonk Where did I go so wrong?

10:52 pm July 27
~Kia, newly girlyfied, skips down to Chanti's room and offers her some Cocoa.
~Chanti drinks it
~Chanti twitches
~Chanti acts on every desire she has, utterly impulsive and unabashedly. Mary.

Jul 28, 2005 10:12 pm July 28
A few things to note here:
~Ultima,

Shows and talks to Pale. Seems vague and oddly miffed about something. That, and he learns that Chantico's been used as a informat to Pale for anything that might have to do w/ the whole Clan.
~Pale,

She's here too, drops off Illiana just like I dropped off Kitsy and starts talking to everyone since the first time she went and had Ana. Wait, my mistake, she also went to that bar. Yeah rolleyes - A baby. In a bar.
~Chantico,

Looks damn good, but makes way straight for Quin. She proceeds to do everything but give the guy a lap dance right then and there. They go out to the garden.
~Kiasys,

Has some serious explaining to do! We get into a fight, I get pissed and leave her (Ok, so I got violent sweatdrop ) and storm out to the garden. I see teh semi-victimzed Chanti ontop of Quin, and-

Yup, it happened just like that kids! mrgreen
~I run off to Stiches and Needles
~Quin gets Pale and heads over there lookin' fer a fight
~ Chanti has soap in her mouth and can't talk 4laugh
~Suffice to say, after me and Pale are sure Chantico's "Cured" we toss her back to Quin where he does mysterious heterosexual nonsense with her. Later he proposes to her, in typical ackward male fashion.
2:30 pm July 28-
~Ultima does a bang-on Steve Irwin Impression!

2:36 pm July 31-
~Rivven proposes! And for those really out of the loop, it's to Morgan by the way
~Since Rivven wasn't happy with what I gave him the fist time, now that they're officially married I can rag on them some!
~Flashback: He'd proposed to her once before, but once she not-so-calmly got up from her "kissing" and told him no� he shut up until doomesday. Which was apparently the fourth of August 2005 in case you're all curious mrgreen
10:46 pm August First-

August-ness! -
~Remember that black shadowy thingie that made the deal with Kia? About switching his gender to make him a �real girl�? I�d compare it to a backwards version of Pinocchio, but now that I think about it, it reminds me more of that Simpsons episode where Homer makes a deal with the devil to become a large jelly donut.

~Pale�s dead worried about her best friend. She�s been caught up with clan business and her new found family until Chanti and Aes ask for her help. Pale takes Chanti deep into the wilderness to find me, alone and utterly bananas. They trudge through some icky secenes in my head to figure out that Kia�s been mashing my brain like a monster truck rally. She later admits that she hated herself and how confused she was, and turned to me to dump it all on�

�.thanks
October
~Fischig, Ava, and the their zealous troops landed in BA, and I believe their first attack landed squarely on Ultima, and he took some very nasty torture injuries before being left half dead as a warning. They destroyed several places, ambushed people, and then dug into the bar�.the bar! Oh sweet Mary, my aching heart!
~The little pope-ish wannabe bastards lead several other attacks on our party, with nasty consequences. Aes is up to his elbows in things that are found in the human body and should stay there in my opinion.
~Rapine makes it�s debut, healing several people. All wake up with a strong afterglowish feeling��

~Around this time the first IC post announcing Pale's second pregnancy (that I know of at least) was posted. Absurd when ya think of all the hell that was going on around them.

December
~Rivven and Morgan return soon, and end up leading the attack against the bar. Morgan was itching for a fight and it�s generally acknowledged that Rivven got to enjoy a nice �used� feeling for Morgan building her ki before she went in.

~Going to the clinic after the attack, Aes tossed everyone out, and told Rivven and Jay about some large ki signatures he'd felt recently. Then hands them the dreaded brochure, one copy each.

~Rapine is captured by Kiasys, who goes after Morgan for blood and decides she's not a potential ally anymore, then comes back to find Rapine gone. Rapine brings her cronies to the guild grounds, and they actually patch me up a nice job (ie., brainwash)

January-May

As the other events of the guild seemed to be finally dying down- with exception of Pale and Morgan both having become pregnant again- people returned to rebuilding and expanding Black Amber, Aes working on his home, and several projects of various types of organizations. Quintilius and Chantico broke up, apparantly after a single night together, and Quitilius left clan grounds for a while. A new face by the name of priest showed up, (and Tabi's character, whose name I forget).

And then we find ourselves passing through our one month jump, with all statements of what happened during in the thread, plenty going on, but lack of anything monumentous which I might have fun playing through my head while I sit here listening to O Fortuna.

Pale had already given bith by this time, but shortly after this jump Morgan did as well. Beyond this and the expansion of the guild/clan in size, NPCs and some PCs, and a lot more facilities, this is about all I can remember happening...
Ah, and Quin's come back to start expanding his business and Fay seems to be opening up trade with the Islands and coming by, or something.

Reserved        

Reserved        

Weddings

Jay and Rayne!

^_^
Reaper's Pic Of Rayne
Pale's pic of the Party
Boy's Night Out
Many Happy Returns
Awww, cuteness!
Saitre's Pic of the Wedded Couple

Aes and Kasumi!

^_^

Pale and Jay!

-Private Courthouse Thread With Papple-

Morgan and Rivven!

^_^

I DID NOT CYBER IN YOUR CLOTHES SHOP! scream

It would've worked too....damn that collective "WTF!?@@!!?!"

Quin? I wonder if that refers to me, because I know I'm a student of Morgan, but I didn't know anything about Reaper putting a notch in her bedpost.