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I have been instructed to make a thread.

So. Yes. I shall.

I think this shall be an introduction thread. But this one will be DISTURBED. Mwahaha and stuff.

So here is le form.



Mmkay. I'll fill this out now xd

What do you call yourself?: Journey.
Legal and/or mental age?: Legal - 16. Mental - People think I'm around 20. Also, I've been told I look 12. So it's an interesting comob.
Gender (or gender identity)?: Female, babeh.
Country?: USA. Don't hate me. I'm working on fixin' it.
Anything else plzkthx: Uh. I'm hawt?

Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?: Clay Aiken, Anthony Fedorov, Keira Knightly, Hamasaki Ayumi...
Do you like androgyny?: Mmmm yes.
Admit it. You watch American Idol: I do. Anthony, yo. WEST SIDE. (Joke. His first number for voting was 3, and he held up the three fingers at an angle like the "west side" sign. Yeah.)
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: Macaroni & cheese, or pickles & grilled cheese.
Do you want your MTV?: Not really.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: I'm coming and watching.
Tell a joke: How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One million one. One to actually do it, and a million others to say they did it first.
Post a quote. It better be good: "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
What's a rockin' movie?: Saved! or But I'm a Cheerleader. Oooh, or Battle Royale.
Make yourself seem cool: I don't know what you're talking about, I am cool.
Post a picture if you want:


Say something witty to end this: A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

LOOK.

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I'LLPOSTONELATER.<3

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What do you call yourself?: I tend to go by 'spoon' on teh intarweb.
Legal and/or mental age?: 17 AND A HALF and/or 17 AND A HALF.
Sex?: male
Country?: Chicago, which is whatever political unit I want it to be.
Anything else plzkthx: I can not read Chinese.
Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?: I'm sure I have a list around here somewhere.
Do you like androgyny?: I am one with the Multiverse.
Admit it. You watch American Idol: Error: Null Pointer Exception.
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: Waffles and *
Do you want your MTV?: I want my Winamp.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: I'm totally cyberpunk. What's the difference?
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: Yes.
Tell a joke: What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of babies? You can't shift sand with a pitchfork. Teehee.
Post a quote. It better be good: "This book is a mirror; when a monkey looks in, no apostle looks out."
What's a rockin' movie?: The Original and Untainted Matrix, and 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Make yourself seem cool: What's cool about port 111 on Unix boxen is that it's sometimes left open by the sysadmin because it's a rpc port; what's kickass about this is that being an rpc port, rpcinfo and rusers run through it, meaning that you can get essential info such as usernames remotely, as well as knowledge of other open rpc availabilities.
Post a picture if you want: This image is about a year an'a half old; my hair is much longer now.
Say something witty to end this: Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

UPDATED MID JUNE 2005 YAY!

What do you call yourself?: Dispo. :)
Legal and/or mental age?: I've lived like, 16 years or something. I'm totally legal.
Gender (or gender identity)?: I have the ability to produce my own offspring I have boobs so that must mean I'm female.
Country?: Amerika, est vunderbar~ Everybody loves Rammstein ja?
Anything else plzkthx: No, I will not fornicate with you.

Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?: Jesus lol.
Do you like androgyny?: Who doesn't?
Admit it. You watch American Idol: I lack television. ;___;
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: Uh. I don't think I eat anything wierd kthx.
Do you want your MTV?: Not really. Reality shows suck.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: It's real life fo'shizzle. If it were a fantasy I would have gotten laid by Orlando Bloom already. D:
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: I'll probably stick around and annoy you. <3
Tell a joke: What? D: I can't.
Uh.
How many super saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes three episodes and a power up.
Iknowshutup. xO
Post a quote. It better be good: "An idiot thinking is like taking a break!" :D
What's a rockin' movie?: The Nightmare Before Christmas. Of course, now a days, that's everyone's favorite movie... 9__9
Make yourself seem cool: Psh. Look at who you're talking to. Me? Cool? ********. rolleyes
Post a picture if you want:


Say something witty to end this: Karmacoma
Jamaca and Roma
England's the arse-end
Of nowhere. (:

What do you call yourself?: Big Willie or God
Legal and/or mental age?: Officially 19, but my head says 43. Try to explain that to your girlfriend. "Hey hun... there's something I've been meaning to tell you..."
Gender (or gender identity)?: Male right?
Country?: Holland, but I'm usually to be found under your bed. If you ever feel a bumpy spot while you're sleeping, that is not my hand...
Anything else plzkthx: I'm a gay magnet. Dunno why.
Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?: Myself. I'm so gorgeous. Other than that, all the girls in this thread and a special shout out goes to Eva van Rein. Yes you Eva. Third base was nice, but let's go beyond that, mmkayyyy?
Do you like androgyny?: The Garbage song? It was doable.
Admit it. You watch American Idol: What?
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: Speculaas met hagelslag.
Do you want your MTV?: I want my MTV on a bed of sausages. Cream on top and for dessert... Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: Nobody loves me.
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: I can barely decide.
Tell a joke: Komt een man bij de dokter. Zegt de man "Als ik hier druk doet het pijn. En als het hier druk doet het pijn. Oja, en hier ook." Zegt de dokter "U heeft een gebroken vinger" lol lol lol
Post a quote. It better be good: I'll be back.
What's a rockin' movie?: Lost in Translation. Partially because I've seen more than half of the locations in real life. Take that bitchezzzz! blaugh
Make yourself seem cool: Want me to dip what in the freezer?
Post a picture if you want:
Say something witty to end this:

Although it appears to be a radical step to consider the electron as a wave just to get a stable orbit, this model of the the atom with an electron wave has some further surprising successes. The condition for a stable orbit is that an integral number of wavelengths of the wave fit around the orbit:



where n is any integer. Now, according to de Broglie's hypothesis, the wavelength of the wave is related to the speed of the associated particle. Furthermore, for a particle going around a circle, the speed of the particle is related to the force - remember that a force exists because the direction of motion is constantly changing. This force, which is the electrical force of attraction between the electron and proton, in turn depends on the radius of the orbit. Ultimately, what happens is that the condition for a standing wave pattern is a condition on the radius of the orbit which can be satisfied only by certain values. Numerically, these orbits are given by



It figures, doesn't it?

What do you call yourself?: Andrew
Legal and/or mental age?: 16/19
Gender (or gender identity)?: M
Country?: Canada
Anything else plzkthx: im hot

Who would you do TEH SEX0RZ with?: Murdoc
Do you like androgyny?: ummmmmmmm wut
Admit it. You watch American Idol: Ew no.
What's the weirdest food/food combo you eat?: ummmmm nothing
Do you want your MTV?: whut?
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?: i dunno
Are you coming, or going? Or coming, then going? Or coming, then staying?: cumming.
Tell a joke: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JEW AND A PIZZA?
A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM IN THE OVEN.
Post a quote. It better be good: "Every band is destroyed by their own success."
What's a rockin' movie?: Elephant.
Make yourself seem cool: hi im paris hilton
Post a picture if you want:

Say something witty to end this: i shake my koochie at u 800 mesos plz.