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I figured a quote thread would be entertaining, so why not? I figured this after for some BIZARRE reason one particular TMNT the movie quote was going through my head for hours. eek


"Wise men say forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for a late pizza."


and of course one of my favorite quotes from the movie:


"Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"


Which I immortalized (uh... I guess) In my Leo vs Usagi LJ icon. *L*

"Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket." - Raph

xd I just like that whole dialouge from when Casey first appears to when he runs off after knocking Raph down.

Another of mine is... well I didn't quote it yesterday because I don't know cars so I don't know it exactly. But anytime ANYONE makes the gun sign thing with their fingers (you know what I mean) and makes the shooting noise, I think of Casey's assesment of the van when they get to the farmhouse.


(makes noise) "Does that answer your question? There's a crack in the block (?) the size of the San Andreas."


At this moment, movie quotes are coming to me more than anything else. *L*

"You take the ugly one" "no you take the ugly one" "i'll take the ugly one" "well which ones the ugly one?"

Mew? o_O

"The usual. Flies, stinkbugs......." - Mikey.

Quotes from the old cartoon:

Leonardo: Us turtles do not know the meaning of the word defeat.
Michaelangelo: That's right. We don't bother to look it up in a dictionary.

Michaelangelo: Ultimo bummer, dudes, I had my belly set on that heart board.
Donatello: Did that make sense to you?
Raphael: Not supposed to, Michelangelo said it.

Leonardo: Where's the Shredder now?
Baxter Stockman: I'll never talk!
Raphael: You better or else I'm gonna get sarcastic!

Michaelangelo: [On TV, April winked at one of the turtles] Right on, babe!
Donatello: She was winking at me you know.
Michaelangelo: You're totally warped, dude, she was winking at me.
Raphael: Get real, it was meant for your's truly.
Leonardo: I hate to argue fellas, but I think she meant it for me.
April O'Neil: [They all argue] Fellas! If you must know, I was winking at Splinter.
Splinter: Age has it's advantages.

[Splinter has driven the Turtle Van into the junk yard and is fighting off the bad guys with it]
Raphael: Master! I thought you didn't know how to drive!
Splinter: It's remarkable what one can do when one is forced to!

Vernon: "Have no fear! Newsman is here!"
Michaelangelo: "Newsman?"
Raphael: "Yeah, I can't wait to meet his sidekick, Weather Boy."

These are Raphael quotes(old cartoon):

"Does that phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for ya?" ~Enter: The Shredder
"Boy, am I a glutton for punishment or what?" ~Blast From The Past
"Ya know, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, but I will not wear lace & feathers, & that is final!" ~The Four Musketurtles
"Can we pretend we never met?" ~The Big Cufflink Caper
"Hey, what is this? Bowling for turtles?" ~The Big Cufflink Caper
"Improvise against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?" ~The Big Cufflink Caper
"Tenth floor: killer robots & Trilithium crystals" ~The Big Rip Off
"A kiddie's wading pool is too deep for him" ~The Sword Of Yurikawa
"And, in case you haven't noticed, our resident brain has a few loose keys on his accordian" ~Night Of The Dark Turtle
"We almost drowned like rats! Ooh, hee hee, sorry Master" ~20,000 Leaks Under The Sea
"Guys, I don't think I wanna be leader anymore!" ~Take Me To Your Leader
"Stupid question time: when does the bomb go off?" ~Take Me To Your Leader
"If we don't get up there soon, this'll be a two-part episode" ~Take Me To Your Leader
"Yuck! It's the attack of the clinging hand bills!" ~Case Of The Killer Pizzas
"Don't you hate it when buildings drop in unannounced?" ~Invasion Of The Turtleoids
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the sewers" ~Beneath These Streets
"Boy oh boy, some days it just isn't worth coming out of your shell" ~Beneath These Streets
"Anybody got a mothball?" ~Revenge Of The Fly
"Let me guess: a teenage mutant ninja wombat?" ~Atlantis Awakes
"...I'm gonna have nightmares about this pizza for the rest of my life" ~Atlantis Awakes
"I always say, one good jerk deserves another" ~Name That Toon
"Hey, what are we, mutant vegetables?" ~Dirk Savage: Mutant Hunter
"Not another mutant turtle. I'm starting to feel... help me... un-unique" ~Dirk Savage: Mutant Hunter
"Eight zillion mutants in this series & he has to get two of the good ones" ~Dirk Savage: Mutant Hunter
"Excuse me. I have to go wring Vernon's neck!" ~Dirk Savage: Mutant Hunter
"I hope your dentist knows about that big cavity... between your ears!" ~Invasion Of The Krangazoids
"Drink blazing photons, robot scum! ...I always wanted to say that" ~Invasion Of The Krangazoids
"...Yeah, I just saw it in the flashback" ~Combat Land
"I haven't seen this much sparkle since Donatello turtle waxed his head" ~Shredder's New Sword
"Are you gonna tell us, or are we gonna get Vanna to start turnin' letters?" ~Venice On A Half Shell
"Nice going, boy genius, you just turned our lunch into wall paper" ~Donatello Trashes Slash
"I think I liked that guy better when he was a blithering idiot" ~Donatello Trashes Slash
"We're about to go bungee jumping without a rope & you bring your dumbest invention of all time" ~Donatello Trashes Slash
"When it comes to Shredder never say never... ever" ~My Brother The Bad Guy
"This place has more twists than a pretzel factory" ~April Foolish
"Remember kids, we're professionals. Don't try this at home" ~April Foolish
"Face it, propellor head, your early warning system is a bust" ~Night Of The Dark Turtle
"I think I like him better when he was the meek, brainy one" ~Night Of The Dark Turtle
"Well, for one, the guy who invented it is currently swinging around the city in his underwear" ~Night Of The Dark Turtle
"He was so crazed, he made Casey Jones look like a wallflower" ~Night Of The Dark Turtle
"Okay, who left the bathtub water running?" ~20,000 Leaks Under The City
"Telephone call for a Mr. Jaws ... Don't call us, we'll call you" ~20,000 Leaks Under The Sea
"So, that's their plan, eh? They want to put Krang's face up there & scare the country into submission"
"Oh, I get it, you're going to put on that silly little suit & embarrass them away"
"You got a mind like a steel trap, lady" ~Turtle Tracks
"Didn't I see you in The Jungle Book?"
"I'd say this was hopeless, but that's too optimistic"
"Are you sure you didn't get your license in a box of Cracker Jacks?!" ~Raphael Drives 'Em Wild
"I see this is gonna be one of those days" ~The Big Zip Attack
"And the best part, being green, no one can tell if I'm sea sick" ~Raphael Meets His Match
"I thought I was the one with the clever remarks" ~Raphael Meets His Match
"I know, I know... we have to save the world" ~Raphael Meets His Match
"Ah, boy, I feel a flashback coming on... Ah, yep, see I told you so" ~Raphael Meets His Match
"Oh no... double oh no!" ~Raphael Meets His Match
"I bet I could be a great stand-up comic... if I wasn't so busy protecting the world from evil doers" ~Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead
"Ah ha! It's the Ha Ha!" ~Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead
"Those goons may have taken away my dignity, but they didn't take away my sai!" ~Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead
"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather make alot of noise" ~Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead
"Some people think turtles are poisonous. I bite my nails all the time & I'm fine" ~Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead

Oh yes one more I forgot...

"Haha... I made a funny!"

...and then in the 2nd movie...

"I made another funny!" ~Splinter