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 Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:44 pm
School was back in session, and that was just a terrible thing. Millie had gone to her first day, and it had been fun, sure…but now she wanted to patrol. She wanted to go out, she wanted to do everything! Sure it was a school night, but here she was, out and about. And boy was it ever a good night to be out and about. It was so pretty and cool and just…
Fall was in the air, or was starting to get into the air, and that was just wonderful. She loved the fall.
She didn’t love falling, mind you. But that was a whole other story. Sitting on her favorite swing in the park, Lenka sighed, going up as high as she could. There was nothing going on. No auras no…
She let her feet skid into the dirt and then jumped off the swing, stumbling a little. Whoops. There was something! A good aura, somewhere close. She ran towards where she felt it coming from and looked around, hoping to see a senshi or something. “Hello? Is anyone there? I feel you and I want to say hello!”
Well. That much was obvious, at least it was to her. Now just where was the person?
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:00 pm
Thetis wasn't hiding. In fact, the guardian cat was sitting on the plush grass enjoying the view of the stars when he felt the signature of an Order member. Not feeling threatened, and not overly curious of what was to come, the guardian cat simply sat there. If they wanted to find him that would be acceptable but right now he was just going to cool down from all the adventure.
"Hello," came a timid voice as Lenka came into view. He could see her with his cat eyes, although it helped that she was green and pink. He didn't pay attention to the finer details, nor did he try to read her to find out who she was. It was more polite to allow her to introduce herself if she wanted rather than using his skills as a guardian cat to determine it.
Despite how easy it was for him to spot her, it might have been a little less simple for her to find him. despite the fact he was sitting in plain sight. His small size and dark fur made his visibility in the night quite low. It was somewhat comforting in a city such as Destiny City, except when avoiding drivers on the road. Drivers were so careless, it was no wonder Thetis tried to avoid the street whenever possible.
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:29 pm
Aha! There it was!
Lenka heard the voice before she had really seen the cat, and hurried over, plopping herself down onto the grass next to it. “My name’s Lenka, what’s yours? I haven’t seen another guardian cat for a while, are you super busy tonight? I should be going home soon, but I guess I really don’t want to.”
She reached out for the cat, fully intending to start stroking the creature behind the ears. Julienne always loved when she did that, so why wouldn’t this cat. “You mind if I scratch behind your ears? I have a guardian cat, and she likes it. What do you like?”
It wasn’t often that Lenka was this chatty…but the day of school seemed to have awoken some sort of new found love for socialization. Even if it was just with a cat.
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:57 pm
Thetis was content for the time being but there was a storm brewing unbeknownst to him. This chibi senshi was really friendly and Thetis definitely reciprocated the feeling but how was he suppose to know that she was actually the master of his enemy? An evil, terrible senshi with a wonderful hand to pet him with! A soft expression on his face, his head perked up when her hand came toward him.
"By all means," he said but his eyes widened and screamed 'COME AT ME AND LOVE ME' to Lenka.
"I like baking," he admitted, his paws kneading the grass.
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:40 pm
“You’re a cat that cooks?” Lenka was excited at this, and at the invitation to scratch behind the little cat’s ears, and scratch she did, going so far as to pick the cat up, holding it close and petting up a storm. “My cat, Julienne, she likes to cook too. She keeps saying she’s going to teach me, and I don’t know. It’s awesome that I have a cooking cat, since you know. I’m a food senshi, it’s all awesome. You’re awesome and I love your fur!”
It was so curly! And so fun to just play with. “And your bow is really cute too! Did your kitty girlfriend give it to you or something?”
Is that how all guardian cats got their accessories? Did Julienne have a boyfriend that gave her the hat that she wore? That would be so cool. And it was completely a valid question to ask the cat one day.
“So what’s your name, kitty? Like I said, I’m Lenka, the senshi of watermelons, and it’s really great to meet you. We should be friends, okay?”
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:12 pm
Thetis nodded his head with gusto, enjoying the scratches with a very soft purr. Oh, this was heavenly. Oh, if only his senshi loved him like this. Oh, if only. He even let her pick him up, his purr growing to a slightly higher sound level as she did and began to pet him. OH THE LOVE, IT WAS GLORIOUS.
"A food senshi? Do you summon food for her to cook with?" He asked. That would be really helpful in a kitchen.
Compliments kept coming and Thetis found himself wishing he had himself a cute little chibi senshi to love him all the time.
"You really love it?" He asked, her head perking up. Some people teased him over it, saying he needed to be groomed. His thoughts didn't linger on his fur very long, not with her sending out more and more compliments and then finally asking if his kitty girlfriend gave his bow to him. He might have been blushing under all that dark fur but it was impossible to tell. He did, however, have his eyes on a certain feline. She wasn't his girlfriend but she was pretty fabulous, he wouldn't mind if she was.
"No, thank you though. Addison gave me this one," he said happily. He obviously cared for her even though she was just a civilian girl.
"I'm Thetis—" he didn't finish whatever he was going to say there because Sailor Chibi Lenka went and brought the rain. Very suddenly, Thetis puffed up to double his size and he began growling at her. HE LET THE DEVIL TOUCH HIM. THE MASTER OF THE DEVIL FRUIT WAS TOUCHING HIM. HE WAS BEING CONTAMINATED. OH MAU, OH MAU, OH MAU. IT WAS GROSS. GET HER OFF, GET HER OFF, GET HER OFF!
"EW EW EW, YOU GROSS DEVIL GIRL. LET ME GO," he cried out as he flailed around until he was able to squeeze out from her arms. Immediately he began to panic. HOW WAS HE GOING TO GET HER WATERMELON DEVIL GERMS OFF? The obvious answer was to run around in a circle until you slipped and fell on the grass.
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:40 pm
“That would be so cool if her and I could just cook while we were patrolling! That would be fantastic I think!” Lenka snuggled closer to the cat, happy to just be here. Well. Happy until the cat went absolutely crazy.
When he, Thetis started struggling, and puffing and shouting? Lenka stared blankly, unable to even…comprehend what was going on. “…Gross…devil…girl?”
She swallowed, shaking her head. “I don’t…understand…Thetis…what did I do?” Her lip trembled slightly and she just didn’t understand. Finally she just sat there, watching the cat…have its seizure or something. She didn’t know what on earth was going on. It just didn’t make any sense. And to be perfectly honest…her feelings were getting very, very hurt by the display. Did she hurt him by petting him wrong? What on earth did she do?
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:49 pm
"Shoo! I'm sorry Lenka but I simply cannot associate with someone as horrible as the senshi of watermelons! They're so... they're so round!" He said this in a very meek manner, fidgeting while he did it.
Maybe if her sphere was something else. Maybe if they were squares. Triangles would work too. Heck, even an octagon would be fine. But no, watermelon had to be the bane of his existence by being round. It was just horrible, absolutely horrible. Thetis was so offended by her existence that he puffed up again after having rolled on the grass and then sat down, using his paw to 'shoo' her away.
He wanted love but he didn't want the love of the watermelon senshi! That was just wrong!
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:56 pm
Lenka just continued to sit and stare for a long, long time. Quite long after the cat stopped seizing, though finally she stood up, brushing grass off of her skirt. “Fine.” Her words were short, and she felt tears stinging in her eyes as they collected there. What a jerk! What a stupid meowing, fluffy, stupid, awful jerk!
“I don’t like your fur, or your ribbon, or you, Thetis. You’re a bully, and I hate you. I hope you never get a cat girlfriend and…and…” She clenched her hands into fists, finally just losing it completely. She pointed a finger at Thetis and shouted out, quite loudly. “Lenka Full Body Rind!”
See if he liked being in a watermelon. That stupid jerk of a cat. See if he liked that. He could roll away and rot for all she cared.
The chibi senshi turned on her heel then and stormed away. She didn’t want to be out anymore. Not tonight. She wanted to complain about this injustice. Julienne was going to get an earful tonight, that was for sure.
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Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:08 pm
Thetis felt horrible and he was truly sorry Lenka but you were just horrifying. You simply shouldn't have been allowed to exist. Still, watching as she collected tears in the corner of her eyes he sympathized but only on the inside. He was still fluffed up and terrified of her. squirming around with a big sense of unease. He wished she'd just leave already before something horrible happened. He just knew something horrible would happen. What he didn't know was something horrible was going to happen because of his actions. He simply wanted to avoid all of this but he had ended up speeding the process up.
He hadn't been able to avoid it and before he knew it Thetis was being wrapped in something very, very horrible. He was no longer going to be a big, buff cat with the strength of thirty men. No, instead he was going to be a big, buff watermelon to feed thirty men. This was a nightmare, this was an absolute nightmare! Panic set in as the watermelon went up over his head, his whole body frozen. He couldn't even scream. He was going to die a big, round watermelon.
Nothing could be worse.
Nothing.
Inside the watermelon, Thetis sobbed as he hyperventilated in a panic until he couldn't breathe at all. After the watermelon disappeared and Lenka was gone, Thetis laid there on the grass passed out. His dreams were no kinder to him. In his nightmare he was a bowling ball for Lenka's amusement and she was knocking down watermelons.
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