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 Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:29 pm
SOMEONE NEEDED TO BE UPDATED ON THE CURRENT STATE OF HEL’S AFFAIRS.
Well, maybe someone also needed to touch base with someone else, especially after they crazy time of the Tear.
Hel made her way to Kettil’s room, since that had become Freya’s place of residence (and Jack was she glad, it saved her from all the horrible noises…peace and quiet, ahhh). She then knocked on the door with the fist, and cried. “FREYAAAAAAAAA!” Oh yeah, good times. “I BET I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR STOCKINGS OFF!” She paused. “IF YOU STILL WEAR ANY ANYMORE.”
Another pause.
“SKANK.”
Hel loved her sister, okay? Okay.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:42 pm
The sound of someone screeching in surprise and falling off of a bed followed after Hel's first cry of her name. She scuttled around quickly, wrapping a sheet around herself and skittering to the door barefoot. Her hand was on the doorknob, prepared to open it when- SKANK.Well now why the hell would she open the door for her sister after something like that?! Oh yes, she knew why. She cracked the door open just enough to stick her face through, and with wide eyed, crazy faced expression, whispered intensely. "b***h."Then she shut the door.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:44 pm
“b***h, PLEASE!”
Hel shrieked back, and she banged her fist on the door again after her sister did that to her. “You open this door right now and talk to me, or so help me Jack, I will destroy it!” Kettil’s door or not, it was a very valid threat.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:55 pm
Freya cackled from behind the door, opening it again but slipping through it herself. "Oh, sister! I didn't sees yeh there, what a surpriiise! How are yeh doings! So nice teh sees yeh!" It was as if her last comment hadn't happened at all - except Freya was a terrible liar, so the entire time she said these things she was grinning like a cheshire cat.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:04 pm
Freya came back out, and Hel was pouting, and then Hel jabbed a finger right into Freya’s ribs in retaliation. She then moved past her sister, incase she tried to close the door on her again. She looked around, and didn’t see Kettil anywhere and cautiously turned back towards her sister.
“…Why are you wearing a sheet?”
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:54 pm
It was around that time Kettil meandered out of the bathroom wearing absolutely nothing.
Nothing.
He paused as he stared from Hel to Freya and then back again, "...Oh hi Hel."
Then pretending he wasn't completely horrified that his adopted Sister had seen him naked he just very smoothly wandered to his dresser and started getting dressed. "You'd think I'd have heard you," he laughed nervously.
He heard nothing, he'd been in the shower.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:58 pm
"Ach no-" Hel pushed her way inside, and Freya slumped, exasperated that she couldn't even have stopped her if she tried. And of course, before she could do anything to stop the inevitable, Kettil wandered out of the bathroom buck naked. Freya slapped her forehead. "HOOTER DON'T SAYS HI TEH HER-" Freya let go of her sheet, and wrapped it around Hel's head so she couldn't see. That view was for Freya's eyes only. "So. Uh. That is why I am wearings a sheet." Question answered. "Or was." Now she was just buck naked, too. Lucky for Hel, she couldn't see a thing.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:37 pm
Her worries had come true.
It was a train wreck, and as soon as it was apparent Kettil was buck a** naked, Hel’s eyes went south, and the sheet didn’t go over her head soon enough. Sorry Freya. From under the sheet came Hel’s loud voice.
“So that is what you are working with, Freya!” Hel announced, and then it was immediately followed up with a horrified. “OH MY JACK YOU TWO WERE BUMPING UGLIES NOT EVEN FIFTEN MINUTES PRIOR!” Hel groaned. “YOU RUINED MY INNOCENCE, FREYA!”
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:42 pm
"If I shouldn't say hi, what should I do? Shriek and cover my nipples or something?!" Kettil retorted with a bit of a grunt afterwards as he dug through the drawer and put on a set of boxers. It had been too late by the time he would have thought of covering anything so he just let it go naturally.
It wasn't like he was going to suddenly invite Hel into the bed after she saw him naked. It'd be weird. Weird and wrong.
"You haven't even begun to see what she is working with," Kettil snorted as he pulled on a pair of pants and a vest. He was getting ready to make a dash out the door so the Sisters could chat. Then Hel had to keep talking and he just stared at Hel then stared at Freya, "Screechie. You need to back away from your sister before she gets y'both struck by lightning for her outright lie she just sprouted."
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:02 pm
Always a second too late.
Freya turned red when Hel expressed her newfound knowledge of what she was working with, and tried to manually bleach her mind of this knowledge immediately. It helped that she said something so hilarious - so raucously untrue - that both her and Kettil just stared at her covered head.
Kettil's response made Freya crumple with laughter.
"ACH PLEASE ODIN SAVES ME I THINKS I'M DYINGS FROM LAUGHTER-"
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:11 pm
Welp…Freya was now crumpled on the floor, buck a** naked, and Hel still had a sheet on her head. A white sheet. Hel pulled it off of her head, and then proceeded to wrap it around herself, smoothing it out to make it look like a make shift dress.
One hand cupped her cheek as she stared up at the ceiling.
“Jack.” She uttered in her most reverent voice she could muster. “Help me stay pure and true during this most trying time. Protect my innocence, and so that one day I may be fit to be a bride, for I am saving myself for that day.” She then twirled in the sheet-dress. “And so that I may don a dress as clean and pure as this.”
She then paused, and her face was blank for a moment before she ripped that sheet off of her so fast you thought it bit her.
“UNHOLY CANDLEJACK YOU TWO ******** ON THOSE SHEETS THEY ARE TAINTED UUUUUUUUUUGH!”
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:21 pm
He was now dressed as he cackled at Freya's reaction and then just bust up laughing at Hel's little act as he tried to pull on his boots. Kettil barely managed to get them on but once he was done he straightened up still grinning, "Hel, darlin', those sheets are probably the least tainted thing in my room," he gave her a wink and then wandered over to pick up his Freya so he could give her a hug and a kiss.
"I'm gonna go spend some time with Endy and stuff, you ghouls have fun?" Kettil seemed pretty content for now.
He leaned and whispered something into Freya's ear as well, thankfully so Hel couldn't hear.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:31 pm
"Wat."
Every time Hel used a word that had anything to do with purity, Freya barked out that single objection. Protect my innocence-"Wat." Saving myself-"Wat." Clean and pure-"WAT."
Freya snatched up the blanket the moment it was ripped away, and wrapped it around herself at the same moment Kettil wrapped his arms around her and picked her up. She squished back against him, a fleeting moments worth of silly, gooey affection passing between them, before he whispered in her ear and made her red all over again. She stood up straight, waving him away before he could make her blush harder, and stared at her sister again.
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"WAT."
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:44 pm
Hel then definitely looked like she didn’t want to be in Kettil’s room anymore after that and was eyeing every surface warily…the floor too.
She leo-squinted at the floor.
She then watched the scene between Kettil and Freya, and made very obviously retching and gagging sounds. “Gross.” She sneered in reply to Freya’s last ‘WAT’. She could only shake her head, amused, to see Freya so…well, not in charge, like she was used to seeing. Seeing the older valkyrie be the one to blush like a school ghoul well…things had most certainly come a long way. Hel just shook her head again.
“So.” She started, her tone relatively back to normal now, ready to dive into conversation. “How are you fairing?” With what that Tear business and all.
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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:48 pm
Kettil had given the pair one last grin and then he was out the door. He had done his work for the day. Made Hel paranoid about where in his room the couple HADN'T made love and well making Freya blush like crazy.
He'd be back later to continue his work but for now he had a Familiar he needed to spend time with.
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