Snippets of Jack Arson's
Lethal Zone video played for the LWL crowd before fading to black on the titanton's screen, the carmera's focus panned across the large attending audience before focusing on the LWL champion, The Madd Hatter, sitting in the center of the ring on a wide high backed gold and navy blue patterned loveseat. He was not sitting properly but more stretched across it one foot on the canvas and the other hanging over the seat's arm. On the canvas with her body leaned rather lazily against the chair was The March Hare.
Hatter lazily stroked the ears of his partner as he brought a microphone towards his mouth.
"Ah the rantings of another dime a dozen muscle bound fools. I suppose horse steroids does that to a person." A grin spread over his face as Hatter turned his face towards the camera.
"I suppose this is the part where I am expected to give some cliched trash talk or some passionate speech as an answer about how Jack should fear me, about how I have cultivated a new form of pain to which his shrunken genitals have never heard of."Hare chuckled but stayed silent through her petting although the crowd had done more than enough to make enough noise on her behalf.
"Hehe, no. As I said before dear duckies I may have no business being your LWL champion. But have I even been a good champion?" He shrugged his shoulders,
"Is being a good champion cutting amazing promos that blinds the crowd from how mediocre a wrestler you are? That you're nothing more than some one trick pony quickly to be forgotten to jobber hell once the title passes on? God I hope not." "If that is what you want, a sideshow that is nothing more than the same trained monkey doing the same damn ticks, then you better hope that this Jack Arson fellow wins because I am not that type of champion!" Hatter's hand closed around Hare's ear causing the woman to winch in pain, her mouth opened with a silent scream.
Hatter released his companion and stood up on the cushions of the seat revealing that once more he wore the belt around his waist.
"I told you all before that this is my reign of madness and appeasing such standards is not apart of my plans! This Arson man is mad that I am champion, he's mad that I hold this belt, he is so damn mad that he wants to put me through a table! HAHahahahahaa! This foolish man has unwittingly made himself apart of my legacy that I will leave for all of you my dearest duckies, but the problem is we're just getting started. So come one and come all, but most importantly come mad! Help me bathe this championship in pure unadulterated madness so that it can forever be tainted with it!" Hatter threw his arms out and leaned his head back as he laughed like a maniac with Hare chuckling beside him. Without any warning he jumped on the chair breaking the frame then jumped off kicking it over.
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