Hi, my name is Unicorn MacDonald

But I mostly go by Corn

I'm a girl

I'm 11 years old.

My birthday is May 5, 2011

My dream job is professional trapeze artist

My blood status is half blood

This is my firstyear here at Hogwarts.

The house I'm in is ....

I'm interested in BOTH GENDERS!

I'm currently with no one sad

People say that, in a nutshell, I'm really weird, and uncomfortable to be around. I tend to be in my own little world most of the time, so I never really notice what's around me. When I'm daydreaming like that, it's pretty likely that I'll start speaking my thoughts out loud. When I do that, people who don't know me give me strange looks. The people that do know me just try to ignore me.

I pretty much make every situation I'm in awkward, be it by my daydreaming or by other means. Sometimes I'll just say the wrong things at the wrong times (such as giving away someone's deepest, darkest secret) or I'll venture the conversation into a path that really should not be taken. When I do this, though, I find that people like to just stop talking and walk away with an angry look on their face.

I mean well (most of the time). I really don't go out of my way to hurt people's feelings or to ruin relationships by giving things away. It just.... happens. It's like I'm drunk - anything that comes to my mind automatically gets spilled out to all the listening ears around me. Because of that particular trait I hold, I was always the laughing stock in elementary school. I don't quite see why people find it funny, though. And secretly, it hurts. It hurts to be mocked and laughed at for something I have no control over. But that is the only thing that I've never said.

My background story is boring. I grew up with my older sister, Jenevieve, always being the perfect child and I was always the mistake. I had a lot of imaginary friends. I even asked one out (but I got REJECTED).

I enjoy rock collecting, having tea parties with my imaginary friends, drawing, taking pictures, and writing.

I despise my sister, my old school, my imaginary friend Brad (who REJECTED ME!!), doing physical exercise, and talking to other people.

I'm afraid of igloos. And trees. And spiders. And birds and bees and limousines and oil.

My strengths are making things up and cooking.

My flaws are my sense of fashion and my social skills.

I look like a fat girl with three pig tails that are braided. I dyed my hair every color of the rainbow. I tend to overuse make up so I look like a clown.

My wand is a 9 inch, oak, with fairy wings

My pet is a rat named Harvey who is apparently a girl. I found that out when she tried to give birth and I accidentally killed all her children. She hates me now and always tries to bite me when she gets the chance.

Oh yes, there's something else I need to tell you! My sister and I are in the same grade even though we aren't twins. I guess my mum got pregnant with me right after my sister.


~ Utsuha