The Jaws Theme hits the loud speakers and the crowd grows quiet as they await the appearance of the CEO and GM of PWS, Mr. Sharka. The lights dim and a single spot light hits the entrance ramp as Mr. Sharka steps out from the back dressed in unusual attire for the evening. He makes his way down the ramp, grabbing a microphone from a staff member at ring side before jumping onto the apron with surprising grace for an older man. Mr. Sharka then leaps over the top rope and lands in the ring, another surprising show of athletic ability from the owner of PWS.
"Hello my Guppies! I don't know if you have heard but PWS has fallen on some hard times once again. We lost some big stars and took a big hit in viewer ratings and PPV buys are low. I am out here to tell you not to lose hope in me! Not to lose hope in PWS! Not to lose hope in wrestling! We have always been a smaller company and I have loved that about PWS. It is has been a dream of mine to build something big out of PWS. I brought it stars when we first opened like Matt Stone, but the money we dulled out caused us to fold. We reopened our doors and Mike Landry was kind enough to come work for us for lower pay and he was rewarded with the PWS Championship after a hard fought Indy 500 Tournament win. Things were much of the same though and money issues caused us to close our doors once again. I finally had enough money and the right investors to try again. I managed to get some well known vets of wrestling and some new faces to bolster the roster and things were looking good. Then we were struck with the same problems as before. Losing wrestlers. Losing fans. Losing money. I am glad that some of my more loyal big name wrestlers have stuck around. So this is a big thank you to Cartwright, Jed, and Lauri Henry.
The fans cheered at the mention of the tag team champion and two holders of the PWS Championship. Mr. Sharka allowed the fans to chant for the three wrestlers and waited for them to quiet down a bit. A couple fans though knew he was missing someone and began chanting for Guy Cancer who Mr. Sharka had yet to mention. The man was 1/3 of the PWS Champions so why would he leave him out like that? The fans finally quieted down enough so that Mr. Sharka could continue.
"Don't think I forgot about our PWS Champion Guy Cancer. I wanted to thank that man in person. Guy Cancer is the future of this company. Not Lauri Henry. Not Jed. Not Cartwright. Guy Cancer!" The fans began to boo Mr. Sharka after bashing three of the top stars in PWS. "Shut your mouths Guppies! Guy Cancer is a true SHARK at heart and knows what direction this company needs to head in to become great again. To become better then it ever has. Guy Cancer is YOUR PWS Champion! If I was a bad man then I would just strip Lauri and Jed of their claim to the PWS Championship and hand it to Guy, but I like my champions to be fighting champions. Guy Cancer if you would, please come out to the ring so I can thank you in person."
"Hello my Guppies! I don't know if you have heard but PWS has fallen on some hard times once again. We lost some big stars and took a big hit in viewer ratings and PPV buys are low. I am out here to tell you not to lose hope in me! Not to lose hope in PWS! Not to lose hope in wrestling! We have always been a smaller company and I have loved that about PWS. It is has been a dream of mine to build something big out of PWS. I brought it stars when we first opened like Matt Stone, but the money we dulled out caused us to fold. We reopened our doors and Mike Landry was kind enough to come work for us for lower pay and he was rewarded with the PWS Championship after a hard fought Indy 500 Tournament win. Things were much of the same though and money issues caused us to close our doors once again. I finally had enough money and the right investors to try again. I managed to get some well known vets of wrestling and some new faces to bolster the roster and things were looking good. Then we were struck with the same problems as before. Losing wrestlers. Losing fans. Losing money. I am glad that some of my more loyal big name wrestlers have stuck around. So this is a big thank you to Cartwright, Jed, and Lauri Henry.
The fans cheered at the mention of the tag team champion and two holders of the PWS Championship. Mr. Sharka allowed the fans to chant for the three wrestlers and waited for them to quiet down a bit. A couple fans though knew he was missing someone and began chanting for Guy Cancer who Mr. Sharka had yet to mention. The man was 1/3 of the PWS Champions so why would he leave him out like that? The fans finally quieted down enough so that Mr. Sharka could continue.
"Don't think I forgot about our PWS Champion Guy Cancer. I wanted to thank that man in person. Guy Cancer is the future of this company. Not Lauri Henry. Not Jed. Not Cartwright. Guy Cancer!" The fans began to boo Mr. Sharka after bashing three of the top stars in PWS. "Shut your mouths Guppies! Guy Cancer is a true SHARK at heart and knows what direction this company needs to head in to become great again. To become better then it ever has. Guy Cancer is YOUR PWS Champion! If I was a bad man then I would just strip Lauri and Jed of their claim to the PWS Championship and hand it to Guy, but I like my champions to be fighting champions. Guy Cancer if you would, please come out to the ring so I can thank you in person."
(Weird Fox is the only person allowed to come out during this promo)
