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Hi, my name is Kim John Uno
But I mostly go by Kim John Uno
I'm a man.
I'm 11 years old.
My birthday is November 10, 2011
My dream job is ruler of the muggle world
My blood status is mudblood
The school I will be going to is Hogwarts.
The house I'm in is .....
This is my first year here.
I'm interested in women
I'm currently with nobody
People say that, in a nutshell, I'm a very controlling person. I do not like it if I have something held over my head. Usually, if that happens, I will react with a flash of anger, but that's just to cover up my fear.
Pretty much everyone I talk to tells me that I'm a spoiled brat. I grew up rich, and with that wealth came great power and endless opportunities for me to be happy, which I took in stride and took complete advantage of. I do not know how I will fare in a place other than my home, but I suspect that I'll hate it, just because it isn't my house. I'm very rarely surprised, so I bet that new school I'm going to will be horrible.
I don't like doing risky things, but I like to be thought of as strong, intelligent and brave. I will do anything to be the center of attention, and I will stop at nothing to make myself a popular kid. To whoever may come across my path and fall as I plow through - Beware!
My background story is is one that began a long time ago in the faraway land of North Korea - rather, it began for my father in North Korea. He married my mother, who was not a citizen of the country. Deciding to listen to her instead of the propaganda, he smuggled her out of the country. He was not able to go with her, and I later found out that he had been drafted into the military and was marked as M.I.A*.
Then, my mother moved to London, and that was where I came along. Apparently I had a twin, but he didn't make it. So I was alone with my mother for the next three years. Then, she married another man, named Carl Logsworth**. He was a very rich man who owned a large computer manufacturing plant. Because of the money, I grew up spoiled, to be honest. Still, everything was fine.
And then the owl came.
*I actually didn't care that my father was missing. He (presumably) died an honorable death, and that is what matters.
**My mother and I did not adopt his last name due to our want to honor my father by carrying on his name. That, and Kim John Logsworth sounds like a weird name.
I enjoy being rich, having people bow to me, visiting other countries, knowing that I'm better than everyone else, and playing tennis.
I despise other people, anybody from the United States of America, Kentucky Fried Chicken, grape juice, and peanuts (they are allergic to me)
I'm afraid of nothing, but some people say that I have chromophobia and eisoptrophobia.
My strengths are my amazing ability of persuasion, and sharpshooting.
My flaws are serious demeanor, and my bottomless pit of a stomach.
I look like a slightly chubby man. My hair is parted in the middle and is moderately short in length. My face shows all of my North Korean heritage.
My wand is a Griffin hair core, Mahogany wood, 15 inches.
The pet I will be getting for school is a rabbit named Adolphus
Oh yes, there's something else I need to tell you! I am actually rather inept at magic of all forms.
~ Utsuha
