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 Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:06 pm
 Life Hunter
BATTLE ARENA
The portal opens up into an observation room, and down the stairs, an odd chamber for something like hunter training. At the center of a piranha-filled pool stands a solid stone table and several chairs. The Life Arena was built underneath the demolitions and ballistics testing areas, and the chamber rumbles with the occasional explosions above. Pinpoint red lasers sweep across the room regularly, as if hidden snipers are searching for a nice target. In the center of the table sits a wooden tower, made up of smaller wooden blocks. Yes. That's right. The Life Hunters prefer to train via Jenga.
Note: Distraction techniques and Yo Momma jokes are considered viable weapons when playing competitively.
If you fail: you have knocked down the tower! A small dart hits the back of your neck. You come to several hours later, and hope Dr. H didn't do anything to your body while you were unconscious. When you look into the mirror...
If you win: you have reached 50 points! You get a sharpie marker to do with as you please. peen points go to those with the highest scores.
Mechanics
- by carefully removing pieces of the tower, you earn points and advance to the next round. As the rounds continue, the odds grow steadily against you. Rolling a 1 at any point means you have knocked down the tower. Please do enjoy your mystery dart. Anything after reaching 50 points is purely for peen.
- you may roll pieces individually (suggested for group play) or in batches of 5 (basically, a full round.)
Round 1
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 1
Trainee Roll: 1d10
Life Trainee Roll: 1d12
Hunter Roll: 1d12
Life Hunter Roll: 1d20
Round 2
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 3
Trainee Roll: 1d8
Life Trainee Roll: 1d10
Hunter Roll: 1d10
Life Hunter Roll: 1d12
Round 3
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 4
Trainee Roll: 1d6
Life Trainee Roll: 1d8
Hunter Roll: 1d8
Life Hunter Roll: 1d10
Round 4
Pieces: 5
Points per piece: 10
Trainee Roll: 1d4
Life Trainee Roll: 1d6
Hunter Roll: 1d6
Life Hunter Roll: 1d8
Bonus Mechanics
Life Hunters train for precise hand eye coordination and exceptional judgement, thus they have a slightly lower chance of knocking down the tower.
Status Round: (current round number)Pieces Taken:Total Points: [quote="Status"]
[size=14][color=#00BFFF][b]Round: (current round number)[/b][/color][/size]
[b]Pieces Taken:[/b]
[b]Total Points:[/b]
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 10-sided dice:
5, 4, 2, 3, 8
Total: 22 (5-50)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:09 pm
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 12-sided dice:
9, 4, 6, 3, 1
Total: 23 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:11 pm
Dakota hit the Jenga floor with confidence. He had a couple of life techs with him, the BIG WIG JENGA dealers.
"Excuse me while I show you how it's down ladies-" It was an all male group, "The god with magic hands...." He slipped pieces out, grinning.
Up until the last one...
The last piece was a bold move. One that had cost him.
"Really this early in the game?" The tech's sighed as the tower collapsed and Dakota went down with the dart.
When he woke his face was decorated in all sorts of graphic images. Oh no. This would not do. Not at ******** all.Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: FAIL Total Points: Idk points
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 12-sided dice:
11, 10, 5, 7, 2
Total: 35 (5-60)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:15 pm
Dakota was back, and he washed off most of the s**t.
"I''m back ********." Then he whizzed the pieces out. "Round two!"Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 10-sided dice:
1, 9, 4, 7, 8
Total: 29 (5-50)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:18 pm
His hands move like lightning....too fast. The tower crumpled.
"Goddammit..."Status Round: Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:21 pm
NO MORE, HE DIDN'T WANT THE INK ON hiS FACE ANYMORE WITh THE STRANGERS.
So he texted Wilson instead...Syusaki Text to Wilson: Come play Jenga with me so they stop drawing on my face Bro.
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:25 pm
Nyxtsuki Moon Text to Dakota: on my way dakota
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 1 12-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:31 pm
Dakota was eagerly waiting for his brother when he heard the voice of a sweet angelic man.
Or a very nice guy.
"WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" Dakota picked up the death hunter, throwing him over his shoulder and headed right down to the Jenga tower. Then he set Wilson nicely on the chair, brushing himself off...and then set himself across from the death hunter.
"Are you ready?" Dakota smiled...pulling out a piece.Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 1 Total Points: 1
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Syusaki rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Dakota, Wilson can make his way down the stairs just fine thank you very much. That's what he wanted to tell the taller hunter, but he was already thrown over Dakota's shoulder. "Wha--Hey!" Now he was looking quite flustered, but at least he wasn't really struggling. Wilson gave his friend a skeptical look when he set him in a chair and brushed him off. "That...was unnecessary," he mumbled, slightly miffed. But then he sighed and smiled back. "Yeah, yeah." Slender fingers reached for a piece.
Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 1 Total Points: 1
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 1 12-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:17 am
"Everything I do is unnecessary...or Godly. Godly Unnecessary. Necessary." Dakota rolled his eyes as the hunter took another piece.
"So.....
How's life?" Just after the question popped, Dakota jerked a piece out too fast and the tower fell. "No Shi-" Cut off by the dart to the face. ********. Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: Total Points: 1
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Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:21 am
"Godly Unnecessary, yes. Necessary? No."
"Oh, alri--..."
Wilson sighed and nudged Dakota. "Wake up."
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 12-sided dice:
5, 11, 8, 3, 11
Total: 38 (5-60)
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Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:46 pm
"WHAT THERE WAS NO PIZZA!" Dakota shrieked as he stood up, looking around. He pulled the dart out, looking at the reformed tower and laying down on the table.
"Let's just...Get this over with."Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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Syusaki rolled 5 12-sided dice:
1, 11, 7, 5, 10
Total: 34 (5-60)
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:31 pm
While he waited for Dakota to wake, Wilson went about rebuilding tower.
And as the moon hunter woke with a start, the death hunter accidentally knocked the tower down out of surprise. Oops.
The man was out like a light.
I DON'T WANT TO USE THE FORM WILSON KNOCKED IT OVER OKAY
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 5 12-sided dice:
7, 2, 6, 3, 11
Total: 29 (5-60)
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:41 pm
"Hey...Hey Wilson." Dakota nudged the hunter with the pieces he took out after reforming the tower and waiting for Wilson to wake up again.
"Hey get up dude, we gotta do this...We gotta finish this. I NEED TO BEAT THIS NOW."Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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Syusaki rolled 5 12-sided dice:
7, 12, 6, 5, 5
Total: 35 (5-60)
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 9:44 pm
Wilson squeezed his eyes together and grimaced. "You don't need to rush through this. Jenga isn't exactly a game you want to speed through unless you're trying to do a speed run," he mumbled while reluctantly sitting back up and taking the next set of pieces.Status Round: 1 Pieces Taken: 5 Total Points: 5
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