Welcome to Gaia! ::

Reply [The Literate Spambox]
Flamethrowers! Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

In order to get a cemented fence post out of the ground I need a:
  flame thrower
  small quantity of C4
  bazooka
  2.5 caliber recoilless rifle
  .50 caliber browning machine gun
  tactical nuke
View Results

Khall

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:23 am


I was at work yesterday and the boss's son is trying to get a piece of a torn down cyclone fence out of the ground. Now this kid is about 5, maybe. He might even be 4. He's like my second or third favorite kid in the world. Anyway, he's twisting this chunk of metal back and forth. And he goes, "Dad? Do we have a flame thrower?" And his dad goes, "Why? What would we do with a flame thrower at a nursing home?" And Kirby goes, "To get this piece of metal out." Now...this is so perfectly, ultimately guy. And he's 5. He didn't ask for a pair of wire cutters, or bolt cutters, or even a blowtorch or arc welder. Nope. Straight to the flamethrower. Was too awesome. smile
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:39 am


Kids learn so fast... <3

Sylvanet


shouldbedeleted23

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:46 am


Kids these days, growing up too fast. xd
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:13 pm


Woo! Flamethrowers are awesome! Hooray for smart 5 year olds!

Orange Blossom
Captain


Sylvanet

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:25 pm


Cheeldreeens..
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:17 pm


I voted tactical nuke, because at first I thought it said Testicle Nuke. xd

A Kiss Goodbye


FastFresnel

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 3:58 am


Mr. Malaise
I voted tactical nuke, because at first I thought it said Testicle Nuke. xd

Ow. That sounds painful.

I think it's genetic, the kill-a-mosquito-with-a-bazooka thing. However, I will admit I am jonesing for a chain saw.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:18 am


[ Message temporarily off-line ]

Kitten Incest


Moosterz

Regular

PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:45 am


Kids these days, going for it all.... xp
PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:54 pm


[ Message temporarily off-line ]

Yukita.Riku


Miss Rainbow Sunshine

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:08 pm


Smart kid. 3nodding

I voted for bazooka, because it was there.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:08 am


|~*^.[Jay].^*~|

...

Kid = For Teh Win!

I went for C4.


...

...[Shadow was here]...

jaythenerdkid
Crew

5,900 Points
  • Forum Sophomore 300
  • Citizen 200
  • Elocutionist 200

Jiggalicious

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:42 am


C4 here, too. biggrin
PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:17 am


I'm afraid I don't know what C4 is...

Orange Blossom
Captain


Jiggalicious

PostPosted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:30 pm


It's a very concentrated, highly effective plastic explosive.
Reply
[The Literate Spambox]

Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum