Colche: I met her my first day on the island. Seems to be turning into some type of cat, although I can't quite place her markings. During that day in the cafeteria with Zach, she helped prevent large portions of my face from being removed, so she's alright in my book. But she still needs to be introduced to the joys of pants. And I'm not a ********' hero. >(
Awen: I met her at the same time as Colche, and I tend to doubt I left a good impression. She was well enough to walk around despite the fact that she had an IV attached to her arm, and if I'm not mistaken she's turning into some sort of fish. Makes me kind of glad I'm not a big fan of sushi. I might have been a little hard on her after she tried to feed much of that "stay calm" b.s., but Christ! If anyone has license to panic, I think it's the people on this goddmaned island.
Antony: Met her at the same time as Colche and Awen. She told Colche I was "not bad," which just might be the most charitable thing anyone's ever said about me. Despite the fact that modesty seems to be a foreign concept to her, she's a decent sort. Doesn't try to pretend that the fact that she's gradually turning into a squirrel is peachy keen, which speaks well for her. After seeing what she did to that guy in the cafeteria, I promised myself I'd try to avoid ever making her mad, but that's turning out to be easier said than done. We're two cheerful little sticks of dynamite.
Billy: At least I'm not the only one that blows at first impressions. I suspect he was going through withdrawal the day that we meant, although I'm not sure why he'd be convinced that Antony had his stash as it seemed like he was aching for some of the harder drugs. You know, the sort that compels a man to draw a knife and attempt to carve up an innocent woman's neck. Still, I almost feel sorry for the guy. Antony's got a wicked knee.
Zach: At first I thought he just couldn't take a joke. Then the ******** tried to
eat me. Yeah, you heard that right. Like I was part of the cafeteria's buffet. He got dropped by whatever staff member was watching on those cameras before he could do anything serious. I hope you wake up with a beaver-frog in your room, b***h.
Chubbs: Frickin'... terrifying. I don't know what he is, but he came lumbering into the room and picked up Zach like a little ragdoll before getting zapped, too, I think. I'd probably be traveling through that lizard b*****d's large intestine right now if it weren't for his intervention, but- Jesus Christ! I'll be damned if I'm fool-hardly enough to walk up and thank him for it.
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