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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:18 pm
squiddly doo da squiddly daaaaay
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:19 pm
• • • GUS WATTS ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ My Statsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Full name: Gus Watts
Age: 24 (Now 26)
Gender: Male
Birthday: Winter 5th
Height: 6’4”
Hair color: Green
Eye color: Blue
Sexuality: Pansexual
Job: General Store Co-Owner
Journal/Diary: In his brother’s panties████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ My Storyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
About: Since Gus was a little kid, he has been labelled as a ‘needy’ child, far more than that of the other children who were content to build blocks in the daycare. Oh, no, Gus wouldn’t have any of that. He was busy on the roof of the daycare practicing his skydiving techniques because Goofy was pretty awful at it and his next trip to DisneyWorld had to consist with him teaching Goofy how to correctly dive off of a high building and not splatter into the ground. Which, Gus would forever be proud to say, had never happened to him because someone usually figured out the five year old was on the goddamned roof and got him down before they all lost their jobs to a lawsuit. It wasn’t too hard, though, as what was mentioned before was really the truth for anyone who took a gander at his files - Gus was labelled since he was nine months old as a child in need of constant supervision. If he wasn’t sleeping, eating, or watching cartoons, someone had better find him fast because chances were that he was trying to chew on mysterious serrated knives, playing ‘caveman’ under a cot somewhere with a box of matches, or attempting to parkour across a busy street.
This behavior continued well into teenage years and even managed to progress into stupider, crazier stunts that scared the hell out of his friends, which he did have. A lot. Though, they were more so spectators of what stupid thing Gus was going to attempt next and he really did adore the attention he got just as much as the adrenaline rush from playing chicken with speeding cars and breaking into the neighbor’s car to go street racing downtown. Thankfully, that incident happened while he was still a minor, so the most he had was a big chewing out from his father who had somehow pacified the neighbor with some fat lump of cash (that may have been where his mysteriously disappeared college fund went to). But, Gus never cared much. He would brush it off with a shrug because, really, who was he going to hurt outside of himself? And it wasn’t like he didn’t know what he was doing! Plus, it was fun. Really, really fun. He couldn’t spend a minute alone without wondering how to spice up his life somehow.
But, spending minutes doing nothing but thrills really wasn’t lucrative in the least. So, after all of his high school buds had moved onto college and while Gus was chilling in the same bedroom he had since he was born, his father finally got fed up with it. He called up his uncle in DisneyWorld and begged for some kind of work to get Gus off his lazy and sexy a** and out in the real world. It wasn’t hard to find some boring job to toss Gus into with that sort of connection and, so, Gus had started his life as a cheap stagehand under his uncle’s supervision in DisneyWorld, happiest place in the world! Or it was for Gus as that was when he came into his life~
Friendless and largely alone because, really, being pals with a daredevil got bored fast when others had things like medical school and brushing their teeth to do, Gus had clung hard and fast to Juno Watts, his favorite coworker ever because, hell, the guy looked just like him. It was like he had his own stunt double or something for his rad tricks! Who would pass that kind of find up, after all? Unfortunately, just a little after he had met the best thing ever, the worst and possibly the coolest thing ever had happened. Juno - who totally did on purpose, as far as Gus was concerned - had managed to screw up a Little Mermaid show badly enough to where some poor guy lost his eye after a collision with a strangely pointy seashell bra. Needless to say, it was pretty spectacular and only convinced Gus more and more he should be best friends forever with Juno.
Best friends forever that broke into people’s houses and left awesome balloon animals on their beds because who wouldn’t want to wake up to some confetti filled blown up condom, right? They were like Santa Claus! Breaking and entering into peaceful family homes and leaving joy under pillows and in Fido’s jaws because dogs really wouldn’t shut up without a rubber to chew on, seriously. Suddenly, being a mall Santa sounded like Gus’s dream job, except Gus had been over the whole ‘working’ thing for awhile. Ever since he got fired from DisneyWorld and went to live his life of adventure with Juno, the idea didn’t even cross his mind until they had basically run broke. ..Yeah. That put a damper on ‘life of adventure’ and stuff. So, they decided to break one of their golden rules and went from Santa Claus to Robin Hood, which was still pretty cool even with the stealing part. Except they had gotten caught. Years of breaking and entering and they get caught by a fat Cindy Lou Who waking up to grab a beer.
At least they managed to run away before the authorities arrived with just enough money to run to the closest and cheapest place they could find. Nirvani Island, which apparently had the worst police force imaginable and an empty General Store in need of some general help from some general looking guys! So, donning a mask, Gus partnered up with Juno to be the best damned general people ever.
Family: Juno Watts [“Brother”]
♥ Parkour
♥ Possums
♥ Pistols
♥ Plums
♥ Porcupines
♥ Pockets
♥ Payback
♥ Picnics
✖ Piranhas
✖ Parachutes
✖ Prawns
✖ Perfumes
✖ Pickles
✖ Poodles
✖ Pinball
♪ N/A
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:20 pm
• • • JUNO WATTS ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ My Statsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Full name: Juno Watts
Age: 24 25
Gender: Male
Birthday: Winter 5th
Height: 6’4”
Hair color: Green [Dyed] / Brown [Natural]
Eye color: Green
Sexuality: Pansexual
Job: General Store Co-Owner
Journal/Diary: In his brother’s pants████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ My Storyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
About: Juno had a normal life. It was as mundane as it could get. One mother. One father. Only child. The only exception was that he couldn’t live a boring life such as that. While Juno certainly didn’t look the sort when he was younger being the nerdy twerp whose teeth were covered in all kinds of metals, he was an adrenaline junkie. He simply loved the rush of a thrill, and he always had the urge to do the opposite of whatever was told to him. Of course, getting caught wasn’t fun, but it was merely the potential of it that made the rule-breaking so enjoyable. At school, he had been a terror. Not that anyone knew that it was him to begin with. He was always seeing how much shenanigans he could get away with, such as putting food coloring in the school pool and what not. As Juno grew older, he never grew out of the phase, but he needed a job. However, it was hard to pull such heists when he had work to do; however, he quickly figured out a solution. He could try to pull these stunts while he was on the job. There was the perfect place for it. Disney World. There were plenty of crowds, plenty of pranks and supplies available, and most of all, it was the happiest place on Earth. It meant that it was the dream area to taint and corrupt.
However, he refused to work in costumes, so he was the stagehand behind the scenes. It was at a Little Mermaid show that he met him. It was... shocking. So shocking to see his own face replicated on this person that he accidentally caused a small incident that involved Ariel stabbing some guy’s eye out with her seashell bra. Years later, it had been meant to be. Juno and Gus were forever glued side by side along with their eyeball in a jar and seashell bra weapon souvenirs from their first meeting. In fact, they were now partners-in-crime. They had a history of breaking into homes, but they never did rob a thing. Instead, they did things.... like... make balloon animals out of condoms and leaving them there as their mark. Being a criminal like this didn’t make much money, so the one time the two had actually robbed a place, they had been caught. Fortunately, Juno and Gus managed to escape, but they were forced to go into hiding. What better place was there to go hiding than in Nirvani? After all, rumor had it that the police force was rather lacking, and it was apparently the perfect place to get away, especially for mafia members.
Family: Gus Watts [“Brother”]
♥ Padlocks
♥ Pranks
♥ Pop music
♥ Paranoia
♥ Puppets
♥ Puzzles
♥ Popcorn
♥ Platypus
✖ P.E.
✖ Ponchos
✖ Pianos
✖ Piranhas
✖ Poetry
✖ Puns
✖ Pancakes
♪ N/A
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