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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:14 am

The lights throughout the arena went out casting the audience in brief darkness broken only by the flashing lights of cameras and the blur of glow sticks being waved scattered about the crowd.

“I’m the Mad Hatter! Ah-Hahahaha!” The laugh echoed off into a fade as Big Elf’s Mad Hatter began with a boom.

The images on the titan changed displaying a black and red swirl with the Mad Tea Party's moniker appearing in bold letters before Hatter's name appeared over images of his past performances.

From the stage appeared Madd Hatter with a tea cup in one hand and the rabbit eared woman known as March Hare linked to his elbow. But this time he stood with the LWL championship belt secured around his waist rather than slug over his shoulder or in his hands as most are prone to do. The two stood on the stage smiling and laughing boldly despite no one else seeing anything funny to laugh about.

"Hailing from Wonderland, accompanied by March Hare, he is the new LWL Champion, Madd Hatter!" said the announcer introducing him although really there was no need.

The pair stopped before the ramp, not yet descending as the dandy-punk looking man in the tall hat pulled his partner to his side and downed the contents of the tea cup seemingly in one blistering hot gulp before tossing the cup to the side to shatter harmlessly away from anyone.

“I don't need nobody's help
I can do it by myself!”

Wiping his mouth clean with the back of his hand they began to walk down the ramp not moving in a straight line but from side to side looking to the fans, blowing kisses and tipping hats to a few regardless of if they were receiving cheers or boos, the reaction being rather mixed.

Approaching the ring still laughing madly at nothing Hatter removed himself from Hare letting her go to climb the apron and scale up to take a seat on the top rope. Hatter followed suit standing up on the apron as Hare leaned backwards to hang upside down her hands motioning towards the belt around Hatter's waist signalling for the nearby cameraman to get a closeup of the title.

With a laugh Hatter slipped in through the second ring, motioning for a mic while his partner righted herself and hopped into the ring herself still bouncing merrily and clapping her hands in joy.

Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:04 pm

With a little assistance from his partner Hatter removed the belt from his waist and held it up above his head for everyone to see his prize basking for a moment in the loud explosion of cheers.

Once things had calmed down a bit he brought the belt down to his eye-level and brought the mic to his lips. “My goodness this is one ugly belt.” Hatter sighed drawing a mix of cheers, laughter, and boos from the crowd.

“I could BeDazzle it.” Hare chimed in.

“BeDa- wh-what? What is with you and BeDazzling everything lately?”

“Well when I got it I thought that I was going to use it a lot more than I have and I want to get my money’s worth out of it. I‘ve Bedazzled a few things here and there like a few of my eye patches but I still have so much of that stuff left.”

He sighed and patted his partner’s head. “No, Hare, no. BeDazzling does not fix tacky.”

With a drooping of her ears Hare stood back as Hatter moved about the ring. “You know duckies,” Hatter began as he held the title up before himself his dark rimmed eyes reflecting back at him from the gold surface. “I did not want to be the champion. Perhaps I have no right to be, perhaps there is someone more deserving of it than me. Perhaps Warner should have won this had I not knocked him so hard in the back that he practically disappeared from the match.”

He waited for the noise from the audience to settle before he continued on. “A championship either means that you are the best or that you are the favorite; whatever the case is it mostly means that there is a big target on your back and everyone is out to get you and take you down for this one tacky belt. Really what joy is there in being a target?”

“When won in the scramble and I knew that I had a chance to win I pondered and pondered to myself what kind of champion could I be? How could I be an extraordinary champion that could stand out amongst all of the others? I pondered over and over again thinking of all of these things that I could do, but then I realized that it did not matter. That’s right it DID NOT MATTER.”

“No matter what I did someone will say that they had seen it done before and better, they will mock my efforts, lambast me, ridicule me, say that I'm not good enough, say that they could do better and goodness knows what more. As I sat there in my room my tea growing cold a question dawned on me why do I care?"

Hatter paused to look about the crowd looking upon the faces that were sitting and listening intensely upon his story of his revelation.

"And I realized, duckies, that I do not care. I came here to have fun with my dearest and lovely friend Hare here," He waved behind him towards Hare who lowered her head slightly in a nod of acknowledgement. "And maybe to a lesser extent wrestle. And holding this title is not going to change that. Am I the best? I doubt it. Did I get this out of favoritism? Hardly but believe what you want to duckies. I beat AJ and Lauri for this tacky thing and I've decided that I’m going to keep it."

He removed his hat an act he only did when he was being rather serious,"So tell me this duckies, you mad?"

Once more Hatter paused to let everyone shout their feelings towards his championship, still it was a mix of replies with jeers of detest and hatred and boos of disapproval clearly cutting through the garbled noise that could be taken as either good or bad.

“Good! Get mad!" Hatter shouted his pale skin steadily took on a pinkish hue as he became more passionate beneath the hot lights beaming down on the ring. This is what we came here to do, make you all mad! Be mad that I am your champion! Be mad that the females here always reach for this belt only to have their hands slapped away, get mad that they do not have their own title. Get mad at the ones who mock you, who ridicule you for what you like, be mad at the ones who look down upon us because they believe that they are the be all and end all. Get mad that their is favorism! Get mad that they lambast us, all of us for not being what they perceive as great! Be mad that you are falling over yourselves as you follow overhyped shepherds blinded by their own massive egos as they tell us what to think, what to feel, and who to follow! All the while making us, you, the fodder for their jokes!”

Hatter marched about the ring punctuating each point with a jab of his finger towards an audience member.

“That is right, be mad! Be mad as a hatter! Go stark raving mad! Because this is my reign of madness as your LWL champion, I am here to take each and everyone one of you kicking and screaming into the very mouth of madness! And if anyone wants to end this they had better come ready to fight me tooth and nail!” Red faced from his passionate speech Hatter laughed as he held his title up above his head silently sending his challenge out to the rest.

With a nod from Hatter both he and Hare went to opposing sides of the ring and scaled a turnbuckle and held up one hand with their pinkies extended into the air.

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Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:53 pm

End of passion play
Crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction

Veins that pump with fear
Sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction

Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA, and moments later, Hiro Shin-Mozas steps out. The fans boos began rather quickly, however, Hiro shrugged them off, a face of anger and displeasure forming on his face the closer he got to Hatter and Hare. It been a nice, long while since he'd interacted with the Mad Tea Party, however...the last time he had, he'd been the LWL World Champion.

Master of puppets
I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

Blinded by me
You can't see a thing
Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream

Master
Master

Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

As the music died down, Hiro had slid into the ring, and walked across it, ripping a microphone from the ring attendant. He shot around at Madd Hatter, almost instantly getting his face.

"Are you ******** mad!? Scratch that, I know you are! You ******** gotta be kidding me! Dude, the days I held that Championship were the happiest days of my life, and you are dare call it ugly? You dare insult it? Not have any respect for it? I well tell you what, you saying what you're saying is disrespecting me, it's disrespecting Nuke Fusion, it's disrespecting Dallas Cruz, Jamie Bader, and Lauri Henry! For christ sake, how did you even get this opportunity to fight for the title? I mean...I remember when I first met your crazy asses! I sat there, and I had my LWL World Championship, and I loved that thing! Didn't you see how attached I was to it? Then you know what happened? Nuke Fusion stole it fro me, because I couldn't get to the arena in time to fight to keep it! I never even got a rematch! I LOVED that belt! I LOVED being LWL World Champion! I live, breathe, eat, and sleep LWL! I should be holding that belt! It should be MINE!"

Hiro was obviously getting very angry at this point. It was a very uncomfortable situation for those watching. However, that didn't stop him from continuing his smile tirade.

"My anger, this passion, my want...That has what has led to tonight's main event. I spoke to Mitch Hooke earlier, and he says that if I can beat you tonight, I'll be the Number One Contender for the LWL World Championship! Is that not just grand? Looks like your first opponent on your road of being LWL World Champion...is me, and you better believe that I'm gonna fight tooth and nail for that belt. It's MINE, and what's mine is mine forever and ever."

With that, Hiro took a few steps back, giving Hatter a chance to respond to him, if he chose to do so. The fans booed Hiro quite a bit, not happy to know he was getting an opportunity.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:16 pm

Hatter waited for the boos of the crowd to ebb before he turned towards his partner, "Hare, what is going on here?"

Slinking up to approach Hiro she carefully moved around him, "It seems we have an embittered ex-campeón who feels that just because he held the title before he deserves the right to challenge you." She all but purred in a sing-song voice, her hand gracing across his shoulders as she came around to look Hiro right in his face.

"Ah, I see, as they say nowadays you mad bro? Heh, well good you'll be the first to taste true madness but since I'm the champion I believe that I will add one stipulation. Hare, your latest playmate has been drafted has he not, you must be very frustrated lately would you like a piece of this one too?" Hatter asked turning to his partner who seemed to beam in delight at what he was proposing. Hare nodded excitedly bouncing on her toes.

"So what do you think? If you think you can handle me and my lovely partner here then do bring it on, I'm sure we could give you a lovely ride. If not I suggest you turn around and walk back to the safety of the sanity of the lockerroom with your tail between your legs."

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