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Everyone who'd signed up for the Johnny Danger fanclub had gotten a super important text, and those without phones had gotten an even more important flyer. The flyer itself was also plastered all over all the boards of all the dorms in in all of the school. And it was filled with shiny letters, obnoxious guitar and rock clipart, and big glittery letters that were randomly capitalized.

In short, the flyer said the date, time, and location for the OFFICIAL JOHNNY DANGER FAN CLUB AMITY CHAPTER MEETING

And everyone was invited.

Freya had gotten a ton of snacks. Were some of them made by Amarus? Maybe. No one would ever know which. She also had a giant whiteboard, several colorful markers, and all sorts of colorful paper and pens on a desk. What for? Who knew. Freya was borderline insane. Everybody knew that. Coming to a meeting hosted by her was playing russian roulette with your night.

Hairwolf popped his head in, curiosity intrigued by the glittery letters and musical decorations. Still, he was pretty oblivious.

"Who's Johnny Danger, is he like a stuntman or something?"

Freya was wearing her Johnny Danger fan t-shirt, which stopped just above her knees. And she had a belt on around the middle, turning it into a dress, because pants were an insult to Johnny Danger. But she kept her heels, because they still looked good.

When she saw Emily walk in, she screeched and grabbed the ghoul, hugging her in such a bear hug that she half-expected the ghoul to pop. "I'm so glad yeh could makes it!! Thanks yeh so much, I tried really hard so he knows we loves him! Ooo, did yeh makes something? Here, puts it with the food on the tables okays?" She let the poor ghoul go, turning instead to see a boil - who she immediately assumed already was a Johnny Danger groupie simply from the way he dressed. But when he admitted the opposite.. her eyes widened and she reached out, grabbing him by the hands.

"Oh, yeh poor things, come, come into my Johnny Danger shrine. Come and learn." She dragged him gently over to a very crude shrine in the corner, with thousands of pictures of Johnny - many of which had been taken here at Amityville, but most of which had come from Teen Scream Magazine. One even had her in it, and one had him doing something very interesting with Emily on a table...

"Johnny Danger is the most amazing musician and singer in the worllld," She coo'd dramatically, lighting a stick of incense at the shrine.

Mikey stared at the shrine, not rightly sure what to think. Well, at least the ghoul was creative...

"Most amazing?" His ears perked, and he turned back to her, taking a quick second to appraise her outfit, before his cheeky grin faded to a frown. "Are you sure? There are some pretty great legends out there. Is he even canine?"

As Emily spoke, Freya just continuously nodded her head like a bobble head doll behind her. Then she laid her fingers on her lips, and pressed those fingers against one of his pictures reverently. "He goes to this school. You'll meet him one day, if you're lucky. And then you'll understand. All must understand."

Speaking of understanding, a new member! Freya ran over to the new ghoul, and joined in the screaming with her, simply because screaming is fun.

But when the screaming stopped, she added a final, bubbly - "WELCOMES TEH THE CLUB!!"

Mac had long ago blocked Freya's number from his phone, partially because she was annoying when given the right to text but mostly because she was batshit crazy on a daily basis, but the posters got his attention quick enough. Johnny Danger was his guilty pleasure. The music he listened to when nothing else would do. He had heard he was a student now, but had yet to come across him (and even if he did, what would he say?! ahh!). This meeting, though run by Freya, seemed safe enough...but by the time he got there, he was regretting his decision immediately.

Twenty feet from the room the meeting was being held in, and he could hear the screaming clear as day.

Yeah, how about no.

Mac turned very quickly on his heel to attempt a hasty getaway.

Hairwolf sniffed the air suddenly, ears perked. Smelled like someone was trying to escape.

He bounded out the door, tail wagging wildly as he clapped a lanky arm around Mac's shoulders.

"Hey there buddy, where 'ya goin' in such a hurry?"

Mikey trotted in front of him, attempting to block his path.

"But you came all this way! Do you like uh..." He paused for a minute, trying to remember. "...Jimmy Donger too?"

Nailed it.