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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:59 pm
 This is the Harper house, and there are plenty of boxes scattered about from the lack of unpacking. Also, the garage has been taken over by Kasie's father and is deemed the art studio.
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:40 am
Left in the mail box is a flier.
"To the guardian(s) of Kasie Harper, Grade 12.
The schoolhouse has come under new management and, with it, a new name. To celebrate this, we will be holding a festival on Fall 1st. I hope you can come and join us, please, it would be nice if you could do it. You can meet your child(ren)'s teacher, Mr. Pearson, and even some of the other staff! If you want to, that is, please don't force yourself if you can't make it. We understand, even if I think your child would benefit a lot more if you decided to come with them and spend this quality time. Children need a lot of quality time to be happy.
Please come and volunteer if you want to.
Yoakim Jr. Waldroup Principal of Little Red Hen Schoolhouse"
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:07 pm
 To be honest, Garland was still reeling a little bit from the results of the White Day auction. Even he knew how risky it was. He may have been a little overly confident in himself, but he wasn't naive -- anyone could tell that he was unlucky and signing up for something like an auction was asking for disappointment. Maybe it was the fact that it was a blind auction that gave him hope, but then he got that awful description... He didn't smell, he took a shower every day! Sometimes every three days, if he didn't have work and no social obligations, which, let's face it, was quite often. He didn't have really any friends yet. $5 was a little lower than he had expected -- was something in the triple digits too much to ask for? -- but at this point, he supposed he should just be thankful that he wasn't like that one guy who got no votes hah loser.
Garland didn't know who Kasie Harper was, but already he was quite thankful she existed. She had saved him a lot of embarrassment, though it was still early. Maybe Kasie was fat or ugly, or maybe she was actually a dude! A fat, ugly dude. The thought alone gave him a chill. Optimism, Garland, optimism! With a deep breath, Garland walked up to Kasie's house. reassuring himself the whole time that this would be okay, but his luck -- which had been sort of inconsistent lately -- would be on his side today. Just in case his bidder turned out to be hot, he checked out his reflection in the window, patting down his hair, then rang the doorbell.
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Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:27 pm
 Okay. Kasie might have been a bit... excited for this Garland to arrive. That was an understatement. She had been waiting inside her house, right in front of the door, for the past… oh, she lost count. All she knew was that she was jittery from caffeine overload. She didn’t remember sleeping last night either in her eagerness to see her White Day person! Actually, did she drink all that coffee before going to bed? Or after. It must have been before because anything that involved sleep was wiped clean from her head. As soon as she heard a knock, she immediately slammed open the door, and good gravies, he was just.... handsome. Oh, no. She was drooling. Quickly swallowing, Kasie flashed a grin at Mr. Eyecandy. “Hello there! You must be Garland right? It’s really nice to meet you. Here, feel free to come in. Oh! I’m Kasie by the way. I haven't gotten the chance to ever meet you yet, so it's really nice that I got to see such a hot guy here. I mean, Nirvani is a pretty small town and all, but I haven't gotten the chance to make friends with them all." She couldn't help her usual prattle, but the caffeine might have made it rather difficult for her to control the speed of her word vomit. “I’m just really glad to see you here since you’re absolutely gorgeous. I mean, just like, ohgawshohgawshohgawsh, I am so absolutely the luckiest girl ever to have gotten you. I mean, I know that the other people must be very lucky too for their own dates, but I just feel like the luckiest girl, which I don’t think I necessarily am, but still, I think it counts!” Breathe. She needed to remember that she had to breathe here, especially since she was starting to feel a little lightheaded. After making sure to pause for a breather, Kasie sheepishly smiled at the man. “Sorry about that. Like I said, I’m just really excited. Anyway, just come in! Do you want anything to drink? Coffee? Juice? Water? Snacks?” "Wait. You are Garland right? If you're not, I'm really sorry about the misunderstanding, and maybe you can just pretend this never happened. Haha, yeah..."
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:34 pm
{{ Ignore the paradox, plleeeeaaassse~ =w= }}
Oh! What a wonderful person to cheer himself up after that depressing kid! Ilex was overjoyed to see that next on his list was Kasie Harper – ah, the girl was just so cute! All she had done so far was gawk at men and such, but Ilex couldn't help loving her peppy personality! Plus, he was sure she would grow to be a cute, well-endowed woman who would visit him everyday and let him hug her to his heart's content and help him win the hearts of all the other fairies and they would be such good friends, he couldn't waaaiiit!!! Ilex hopped midair as he flitted into Kasie's bedroom, taking a long moment to snuggle her blankets because he didn't want to wake her, but it would be so great to pretend they were already best friends even if it may be until oh, he didn't know, next week before that got started! He did have other people to get to, though, so.. He pulled himself away and went to Kasie's nightstand, where he left her a grand welcome gift of a heart shaped rock with flecks of false gold skimming the polished surface. Oh, he hoped she would come soon~ He blew her a quick kiss before fluttering out of the home, onward to his next follower!
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Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:53 am
 The door almost immediately, and Garland found himself face-to-face with possibly the most perfect girl he had ever met. Or at least the most overwhelming. There was very little time between when the door opened and the girl launched into her rapid monologue, so Garland's brain seemed even more sluggish than usual. As he gawked at his date, his thought process went as follows:
1. She's not a man. 2. She's not ugly or fat. 3. Actually she's kind of cute. 4. High fives all around 5. Oh hey she's kind of young. 6. ...There's probably a loophole around that, right? 'Cause c'mon, cute girl. 7. Hey why are you even thinking of that, she could be like thirteen. D< 8. Sorry sorry I'm just weighing my options. 9. Wow she talks fast.
By the time Garland had gotten through those nine thoughts, Kasie had let out a long stream of nonsense that he had more or less missed, except for certain words like 'HOT', 'GORGEOUS', 'SNACKS'. Sure, she was a little overwhelming, but he was like 99.99996% sure that she had just complimented him not just once but at least thrice, and that made her A-OK in his book!
For a moment, there was a bit of a stunned silence as Garland regrouped. But once he had regained his composure, it didn't take much for him to leap onto the ramble-train. "Hahah, don't worry, I'm Garland! Garland..." He glanced upwards, just to make sure that Jesus wasn't listening, "...Smooth." Aww yiss he got to use his sweet-a** nickname, maybe this would become a THING. "Kasie right? Cool name. And cool house! It's so big and stuff, do you live here by yourself?" Pause. That sounded creepy. Well, no helping it, gotta keep on trucking. "I totes lucked out, y'know. Totally thought I was gonna get some big gnarly dude. Hahah, so glad I got a cute girl. You're pretty tall, huh?" he commented as he stepped into the house rather unceremoniously. He was pretty sure there had been an invitation to come in at some point. "That's pretty cool, being tall. Hey, do you ever use that basketball hoop out front? I bet you'd be super good at basketball, 'cause you're tall. Not to brag or anything, but I'm pret-ty good at basketball myself. You ever slamdunk? I have." Well, technically, it was his brother who had done the slam-dunking, Garland had just been slam-dunked upon. But either way, something had been shoved through the hoop, and he had been involved, so it counted. "So what do you wanna do? I'm up for pretty much anything. I mean, you paid for the date! So I think you're supposed to choose." Finally, he paused to glance around the house, then back to Kasie. ...She did look so young.
"How old are you, anyway?" Maybe he should have asked that first.
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:10 am
 Okay. Kasie was a bit confused. She was so sure his last name was Smoot, and she even went to try to point it out. She raised a quizzical brow. “Smooth? I thought your last name was Sm--oh. Oh.” It only clicked until after she spoke up. She inwardly bapped her brain for being too slow. She couldn’t help the small snort that escaped her as she grinned at Garland. “You’re quite the punny one aren’t you, Mr. Smooth? Haha, I wish I could do the same for my name, but it’s just Kasie Harper. Not much I can work with here.” Kasie gave him a sheepish shrug as she answered his question. “Weeeeell, I live here with my family and stuff, but I’ll be living here on my own sometime soon though. Like, my family tends to, like, move around a lot, but since I’m finally an adult per say, I decided to stay here in Nirvani, and I got the a-okay from my parents! The thing is that I think it might be just really lonely because I’ve already been here for about a year already, and I haven’t gotten to make any friends yet! It’s a bit sad now that I think about it, but it’s okay! I’m determined to make more friends this year and not wind up as some hermit or something.”“Pft! I’m just talking drama at this point. Ignore me. Anyway, yeah! Let me be the lucky one here. I definitely scored since I got such a cutie like you. So, I guess I’m really tall, ooooor maybe you’re just really short. Hehe. I think we’re actually the same height! That’s so adorable!” She cooed out as she ruffled Garland’s hair in good humor. Ohfudgingsnickerdoodleswithasideofchocolatechips. She touched a boy. She didn’t even mean to. No! She accidentally gave him cooties! Gosh darn it! Now he was going to be so mad because someone like her ruined his perfection. Kasie immediately withdrew her hand as if it had been scalded and took a step back, going straight for changing the subject. Ah! Basketball! Yes! She should answer that question! “Actually, that hoop belongs to my younger brother. He’s a bit of an NPC and all, so I don’t think he’ll ever introduce himself anytime soon.. Um… Yeah….” She awkwardly trailed off. Wait! Wait! She could still save herself! There was still more she could talk about, and then the matter about her touching Garland would never occur! “How about a hike? I mean, that’s fun, and not to mention, it’s free too! Like, we could go to the forest, the fields, or maybe the mountains? Ooor, if you want to go for something a bit more adventurous, we can try the ruins or the abandoned zoo ororor the mountain mines! It’s your pick!” Plus, they wouldn’t have to be stuck in one place per say, and Kasie wouldn’t have to be reminded about how bad she goofed up. “Oh! I’ll be eighteen next season, but as of right now, I'm just seventeen. How about you?”
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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:05 am
 Talking to Kasie was a little bit like getting caught in an avalanche. Once it started, there wasn't much Garland could to do to stop it; all he could really manage was to stand there and hope that he could keep up. But once the initial surprise had worn off, he found her a lot less daunting than she had been at first. Actually, he could follow her transitions pretty easily! He just had to switch off his own brakes and fully embrace the speed and spontaneity of this conversation. He broke into his usual lopsided grin as she smiled at his pun, trying to think of a pun for her name. "Kasie Harper, Kasie.... Haaa... Haaar... Harper," he gave up with a shrug. Eh, give it time. Genius didn't just happen right away, afterall. "I'll try to figure something out," he reassured her, though most people wouldn't really get that upset over having a pun-less name.
He followed her explanation of her family situation pretty well, not at all thrown off by the fact that she had just divulged quite a bit of personal information and they had just met. But Garland had once described a particularly bad case of food poisoning he had gotten as a child to a stranger at a bus stop, so he wasn't exactly one to judge. "You've been here for a year? Me too," he chimed in, completely missing the whole point. "Living alone, though, that's pretty legit. You get to keep the house?" He glanced upwards towards the ceiling, feeling a little envious. You could fit so many of his apartments into this place, probably.
That's when something weird happened. Kasie ruffled his hair. Up until that point, Garland had been quite comfortable, just chattering mindlessly and making dumb observations like 'oh hey you are of notable height'. But then she made physical contact, and it was like he had heard the voice of God. ...Maybe not God-God, since he didn't know Kasie and she seemed kind of young, but maybe some secondary deity or something. "Hahah, yeah, or you're just an Amazon," he said goodnaturedly, but he was obviously a little flustered. He placed his hands on his head, where she had touched him, as if he was creating a hand-helmet to hold in the memories and tingling sensation. He cleared his throat, his hands still folded over his curly hair as she continued.
"An adventure, huh?" Well, there were worse things than going on an adventure with a cute girl, but now that this had gotten intimate (hair-ruffling was a very intimate gesture in Garland-land -- Gar-land? Garlandia?) he was hyper-aware of how this date could end up. He waited until he had a concrete age before he responded. "Eighteen next season. Almost eighteen, cool." He quickly did the math in his head. Okay, so this might tread on the line of legality, but she was almost eighteen! He didn't have great expectations for how this date would turn out, so he could totally pull off seventeen-going-on-eighteen. At least, that's what he mentally told himself about thirty-eight times before answering her question. "I turned twenty-two this year," he said, hoping that by phrasing it that way he'd sound younger -- wow, he'd tried to come across as older before, but not younger! "I'm like, a new twenty-two," he added. Well, technically, he was closer to his last birthday than he was to his next!
Feeling a little more reassured that some SWAT team wasn't going to like appear out of nowhere and arrest him for being Chris Hanson or whatever it was, he had never actually seen that show, he thought about their date. "You sure? It's your money..." he trailed off as thoughtfully as Garland Smoot could manage. The ruins or the abandoned zoo sounded creepy, and a little too secluded -- it could put out some bad vibes, probably. And the mine was a definite no, he had heard that some people got trapped in there earlier in the year! "A hike sounds cool," he finally answered, though winter was probably not the best time to be frolicking through the wilderness. "I-d-k, I've been to the fields before, it's pretty sweet," Garland mused, saying 'idk' as 'ai-dee-kay'. "Though I'm totes up for anything, as I said."
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Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:46 pm
 It only took her a matter of minutes to completely forget what had just happened. It was as if Kasie was on a rollercoaster with her chattering because it kept ascending and ascending in which she couldn’t exactly turn back. Of course, it didn’t show any sign of stopping any time soon. The coffee was to blame, and it’d probably be a matter of time before she crashed. Horribly. Well, she wouldn’t know until that time came. Until then, it was blab city! “It’s okay. At least, you tried. That’s all that really matters. I mean, Harper is kind of a really hard name to work with. Not much puns to think of there. I mean, I guess I’ve been known as a Harpy because I tend to talk a lot, but I mean, that’s not a really awesome name per say because I think Harpy has a more negative sound than anything else.”“Well, not really. We’re kind of just renting it per say since we weren’t going to stay here for all too long. Kind of pointless to buy a house only to move away right? But since I’m staying, I’ll probably have to find a new place to stay at sometime soon. I did see something on the request board about a house, so I’ll definitely shoot for that!” She explained as she wandered around her house to gather things for the hike. Her keys and two water bottles. All done! Kasie glanced back over at Garland to make sure he knew that she was still listening. “Twenty-two? That’s not that much older than I am! Haha, the only exception is that you’re legal and stuff. You better watch out then, Garland, because that means you can’t get away with things so easily. Just kidding! I’m not advocating any bad behavior or anything. I mean, I won’t judge you if you did do that stuff unless it somehow does involve me or something. Then, I’d be judging you, but I’m not. Oh, that's kind of confusing now that I think about it. Just forget what I just said because I'm not even sure what I was rambling on about.” “What are we waiting for then? Let’s go the fields! I mean, I think it’s a bit of a further walk than other places, and I haven’t been out by there before. Much less anywhere else, but you’ve at least been in the fields. That way, we don’t get lost or something! C’mon, slowpoke!” Excitement. Adrenaline. Caffeine. It was most likely the caffeine that had her so pumped and wired. Oh, well! She would have dragged him by his hand, but it was a good thing that she was at least able to remember that she was going to give him nasty cooties of doom if she did. Then again, she grabbed his hand anyway to try to rush him out her door because again, caffeine really was not a good mix for her better judgement. “I really can’t believe this is happening. Like, I’m really excited for all of this to happen because I haven’t been able to hang out with anyone, and that gets really lonely and stuff. I mean, I’m fine on my own and stuff, but it kinds of gets awkward and creepy when you realize that the only one to really talk to is either yourself or a walrus. Oh! Did I mention that I have a pet walrus? His name is Waldo, and he’s just so adorable….” And blah, blah, blah. (( OOC: Exit to the fields? 8D ))
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Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:00 am
 The more that Kasie talked, the more Garland's heart felt like it was swelling. For the first time in his life, he found himself face to face with a kindred spirit, a person on this earth who just got it, who knew what it was like to be him. ...Well, not completely. A less than flattering nickname wasn't the same as being named Garland Smoot, or being the smallest and the skinniest and the weakest and the most unpopular. And he really doubted she had brothers who had used her as a human tee-ball tee, or a human pinata, or a human javelin, or... really, any non-human piece of equipment. Still, he decided that he liked this girl. They were on the same page.
"You can post houses on the request board?" he interjected in surprise, following her as she went to get some things. He was like a puppy, trailing close behind was a special skill of his. "Sweet, maybe I should check it out," he added absentmindedly. Not that he didn't love his awesome bachelor pad! But that visit by Angela had made him craving a place a bit bigger, maybe with a bathroom door that closed all the way.
He looked at Kasie, startled, as she started talking about being legal. "No, man, I wouldn't--" he started off, but upon realizing that she wasn't accusing him of creeping on her, he laughed belatedly. "It's cool. I'll be on my best behavior, if you promise to be!" He was joking, but... Oh no, was he flirting? That sounded like flirting to him. Did he even know how to flirt? He didn't usually make it this far without clamming up! Uh, uh, uh, say anything else Garland, anything, before she thinks you're some sort of *****-- "I mean! 'Cause.... my girlfriend!"
Record scratch... wait, what?
Garland gawked at Kasie as if she had been the one to announce that she had a girlfriend. Why would he say that? What would possess him to tell such a heinous, heinous lie like that? "Yeah, she's pretty cool, totally fine with all this... but you know, best behavior." Oh lord, and he was still doing it. Who the hell was he? What was going on? He looked like he had just seen a ghost, but he kept on going, even though his brain gotten stuck about three thousand years ago. "What's that about a walrus? Is that even legal? Hahahah, pretty sweet either way. Hey you ready to walk or what? Let's go!" It was like he was on autopilot as he left her house, failing to even notice that she had grabbed his hand -- he didn't really feel like he was in his own body anymore anyway.
[ooc: yes! 8'D You can make the next post at the fields?]
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:29 pm
A brightly colored invitation sits inside the residence's mailbox, addressed to Kasie Harper and from one M. Murrow! Inside the card, in bold bubble print, is the following message (as well as a handful of confetti!) --
'YOU'RE INVITED!!!!! Free FOOD, free GAMES, free PARTIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Come to the SONATA MANSION the night of the TENTIWETH 20th of Winter!!! Don't miss it or WE'LL COME FIND YOU!!!'
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