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The Vox Populi had the right idea.Why did I have to do that?

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Divine_Malevolence

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:09 pm


The enemy is on a giant ******** blimp.
Elizabeth decided that instead of taking advantage of the fact that he's in a giant floating death trap, we should board it and fight our way through hordes of massively annoying enemies to get a more personal murder face on instead of just taking down the giant ******** blimp.

And then, the Vox Populi show up. And I still have no idea why I continue to fight these people, I'm basically helping them do exactly what they're setting out to do and, in fact, doing it for them in multiple cases.
But anyway, they decide to do the sensible, level headed thing and take down the ******** blimp instead of fight the throngs of baddies that would've been inside had I not killed them all.
Which would normally be all well and good. I don't particularly care about the giant ******** blimp, I already had one. And it was made rather plainly clear that I don't actually have to do anything involving the giant blimp, it's only because the girl is a bloodthirsty nutcase, and considering we've already murdered who we're trying to murder, why isn't there an option to hop onto the other craft and jet it full speed to New York?

Also, why did I have to go around ripping holes in reality when the eldritch abomination was just going to ram the door down anyway? I could've done that myself.
Why did I need to move heaven and earth, to kill my old buddy for the shocky hands when there were two perfectly functioning cables that lead to my destination and I had a perfectly functional cable zipper in hand? And why did I ever only actually need to use the damn thing once?
Why couldn't I just break the early blimps window to pop a cap in the baddie's a** the first time I ran into him?
Why do your guns never work when it would be convenient for them to work?
And conversely, why is it that nobody says anything when you're walking through the middle of a highly populated civilian area bleeding profusely while holding a sniper rifle?

And why does the guy bother holding X amount of RPG/Carbine/repeater/hand cannon/crank gun rounds when all I use are machine gun and sniper bullets?
I can accept that the reason the city's floating is that the people basically abused wacky psuedoscience to effectively break physics, but that doesn't explain why I don't have the hindsight to stock more of the gun ammo that I use.
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:51 pm


Because I only have one radiation suit.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:25 am


And you're tiny.
I'm certain that the excess radiation suit that you wouldn't need could go a long way.
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:36 am


Me? Tiny? Since when? surprised

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 1:24 pm


In comparison.
When it comes down to it most people are tiny.
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:15 am


But then we're all huge, are we not?

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 12:43 am


I am, maybe.
And what are you doing up at three in the morning?
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