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 Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:30 pm
She had a vision. A vision where streets were lined in ice cream. In her attempt to create an ice-cream walkway, she ran out of Fear and collapsed.
Now, hours later, a small section of side walk was covered in melted ice cream, and a sticky little Witch was lying face down in it.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:42 pm
Hel had business in town that day…you see…she had over heard some students gossiping and a very important fact came to light…
Father’s Day was next October.
Now usually, Hel didn’t really care. She never really felt any desire or urge to do anything special for her FEAR parent…since she never really felt anything for him…but…this time around, something was different. A certain Famine Horseman had immediately came to mind, and Hel knew as soon as she found out the date that she had wanted to do something special for him. Yeah, he wasn’t her father, obviously…but damn…he was truly the closest she ever felt to having a real one.
Thus Hel had been in town to buy some things…
She was clutching her bag of purchases securely to her ample bosom as she walked down the side walk. One, it was precious…two…she was slightly paranoid about something finding out she was about to be gushy and making fun of her…but that was a far thought from her mind as Hel immediately stopped and stared down at…
Melted ice cream?
Who dared to interrupt her side walk?
Hel’s eyes narrowed at the figure in the ice cream. Obviously they were responsible…and not some victim. “Oi.” She called out. “…What the ********?”
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:48 pm
A groggy noise, muffled by a bubbling sound as the little witch began to stir in her pool of melted cream. Lottie shifted to her knees, trying in vain to rub off the sticky residue from her skin.
"What the what?" She asked back, looking up at the big bosomed reaper. "Goodness Gracious! Your boingy-bongos are HUGE!"
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:54 pm
One hand left the bag to point down at the side walk…mush.
“What is that? Duh. Are you slow, kiddo?” Now usually, Hel would be vain enough to like the attention…but coming from a bratty looking kid who turned the side walk into ice cream…no. Boingy-bongos though…that was a new one.
“Ya. Thanks, Captain Obvious.” She sneered.
Kids.
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Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:57 pm
"That?" Lottie looked down, then gasped in horror. "NOOOOOO My eye-scream!!" She wailed, holding her sticky hair in despair.
"I was trying to make an ice cream walkway, with scoops for bushes and ice cream bars for bricks. But then I got tired and fell down and...."
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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:55 am
…What? The kid had been laying in it for who knows how long, and she was acting surprised now? Hel’s brow twitched, and she cocked her hips, resting a fist on a hip as well. “Oh were you now?” She drawled, bordering on well…bored. Not amused, mostly. “Well are you not a little quitter, then, ya?” She crooned, mockingly.
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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:57 pm
"WHAT!?" She wailed, getting to her feet and standing straight, her mary janes squeaking with stickiness. "I am no quitter! I simply passed out from the sheer amound of RAW POWER I was using!" She bellowed indignantly.
"Let me assure you, BoobyQueen! This place looked AMAZING before I passed out!"
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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:39 pm
Then the little ghoul got loud, and Hel got amused.
Her lips quirked upwards in a smirk. She snorted at the nick name, and made a careless gesture to the side walk. “That is the best your raw power—“ Heavy dose of sarcasm—“Can do, huh? I am simply not impressed. A few blocks of the side walk? Boring. It is already melting too!”
Though is this was the ghoul’s ability to turn…things into eye scream or whatever…that was kinda interesting.
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Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:50 pm
"No! No my powers are way cooler than this!" She insisted, summoning her giant spoon-staff once more. "I'll show you!"
The witch twirled her staff and pointed it high in the air. "Red Velvet Nightmare!" She announce,d slamming the end of her staff onto the pavement. From the crack in the ground arose a red substance; a 3 foot cupcake, oozing red berry jam from its chiclet lined mouth.
It cried in agony, as if its very existence was painful and degrading, before exploding all over Lottie in a successful attempt to end its short but cruel life.
"I....It.... This SOMETIMES happens..."
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:19 am
“Oh ya?” Hel’s toned just oozed smugly that she needed to prove it, and the ghoul rested both hands on her hips as she watched. A brow rose as Lottie summoned her…weapon…? Then proceeded to summon something…else… Was that piece of food alive? Something seemed off though…and honestly Hel was quick to grab the little ghoul and use her as a shield as the cupcake exploded. There was that awkward moment of silence before Hel doubled over and started to laugh really loud.
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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 1:29 pm
:C "YOU WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING IF THAT SPELL HAD WORKED PROPERLY!" She scolded, covered in cake guts.
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:02 pm
Hel just laaaaaaughed some more. “Oh ya?” She echoed. “I highly doubt it, little ghoul! I highly doubt it.” She snickered a bit more before straightening. “Oooh Jack…that thing was so miserable it…it exploded on you—pffffffffthahahahaha!” Oh okay, Hel just erupted into more laughter.
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:17 pm
"I'll show you! I will SHOW you the terrifying power of Lottie Von Schnickerdoodle!" The witch belted out, holding her spoon staff high in the air. "BLACK FOREST TERROR!" With a spin, a great cake the size of a volvo arose from beneath the ghoul, who now stood upon it, looking ready to go to war. The cake was a dark chocolate, flaky cake. Oozing red cherries for eyes, it stared down at Hel with malice. Malice... that turned to regret. It moaned as if life was just the worst thing Lottie could have given it. "Cheer up, butter cup! We're gunna smash some faces!"It moaned even louder, sounding horribly upset. Each second it lived was a taint on its honor. In fact, it began to vibrate, its surface bubbling and expanding. "N-no! Don't explode! It's gunna be okay! You'll see---"SPLAT. Cake everywhere. Lottie fell on her bottom, into a large cherry that used to be an eye. "ah...I... I AM STUCK!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:08 pm
Sadly, Lottie had lost any credibility for being taken seriously by Hel now. The reaper’s brow rose as the reaper happened to summon an even larger dessert than before. For a moment, just one brief moment as the cake stared down at her with malice, Hel almost thought she would need to get serious to destroy this cake and then whoop this little ghoul’s a**. Just one brief moment. A flash in the pan, because the look of regret was apparent on its face. Hel’s eyes widened though as the cake started to expand, and the ghoul hissed. “You Jackin little—“ Not much she could get out after that though, and Hel immediately coiled around her bag, and turned her back to the explosion because cool guys don’t look at explosions to protect her bag. Once it was over, Hel groaned, and shook off the extra bits of cake that now coated her back. She was about to tear the ghoul a new one…but seeing her stuck in a cherry was totally worth it. Hel smirked, and came over to the ghoul, peering down at her with a cocky lidded gaze. “Want me to pop that for you, screecheart?”
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:19 pm
"Or just pull out, jerkface!" Lottie screeched, wiggling wildly to get free. SHe wiggled too hard, and the cherry rolled her onto her face.
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