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Othien
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PostPosted: Sun May 26, 2013 11:06 pm


"Flea Market of the Multiverse"


        Just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the Battledome, Ichor St. Markets is an expansive network of street stands run by folks who have found their way to the Battledome from every universe imaginable. The 'Domers come for the bloodshed, but these merchants come for the bloodthirsty customers.

        They sell clothes, weapons, food, magical potions, advanced alien technology, broken iPods - some things may be unfamiliar to denizens of other realities, some may be more valuable to folks from one universe than another, but most of them will definitely not belong in your timeline.

        Amble down the colorful, diverse, anachronistic Ichor Street and try not to think about paradoxes or contaminating other universes.
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:33 am


Among the sparse but growing throes of first-time customers, appraisers, and general rubber-neckers, was one fellow with a glare clearly intending all but merchandise appraisal. Most of the few who were the first among these people would encounter the inquisitor as he insisted upon meticulously examining each merchant and their wares for any signs of heresy. The clever ones kept peddling their heresy behind their facades of cleanliness, but at least a couple of vendors would be visited by several more inquisitors by day's end. They just didn't know it yet.

Thus did Eldridge patrol the streets that laced the skirts of the cruel mistress that is the Battledome. It was only a matter of time before he ran into someone familiar, though.

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Othien
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 12:38 pm


Between the hastily assembled street stands and peddlers, there were also many shamans or wizards offering services - priests and monks giving blessings or envious men and women contracting curses. Among them was Othien, offering healing and wisdom to passersby as a form of penance.

It had been a long while since he had last mingled; there weren't enough denizens of his forest home to be a "crowd" and the everyday folk there viewed him - as they viewed most of his goddess' closest followers - as a tattletale of a sort. The beings of this realm didn't recognize him as anything other than another combatant - if an eccentric-looking one.

Othien thought it was nice to visit a world in which the only thing off-putting about him was his eye. Perhaps social interaction wasn't his favorite activity, but this was the ideal form of it. There were folks much stranger than himself about.

Although the healing arts were not his specialty, this was one of his sacred duties. His goddess did not forbid the taking of life as strictly as others would, whether of animals or of sapients, but required equal giving back of it. This was his redemption for his acts in the Battledome.
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 5:10 pm


In one of the town squares, an olive drab half-track vehicle with a massive machine gun turret bolted down in the back sat idle. The truck had a ragged green flag depicting a horse rearing up. On one of the armored plates that protected the gunner, 'DIE ******** DIE' was crudely painted on in white lettering. On one of the armored doors, there was a kill count painted for each faction the truck had seen combat against. There were eight pirate jolly rogers, three Aeyghrus eyes and one set of Steiler laurels.

A makeshift green tarp had been set up next to the truck, along with a counter made of sandbags. Scrawled on an old plywood board was 'WILL KILL PIRATES AND ASSHOLES 4 MONEY'. On the counter was an old radio playing some scratchy sounding Western music.

Sitting around a table under the tarp were three dirdelks and a human, all clad in green combat armor. All were smoking and playing some sort of card game.

"This place is a ********' s**t hole. Why did they send us here?" one of the dirdelks muttered.

"Cause the brass think the Aeyghrus s**t wads are operating around here. So we're here to keep 'em scared." another dirdelk replied, throwing down a card.
"Your move."

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:33 pm


As Othien finished up with a patient, he couldn't help but overhear the group of mercenaries from across the way. From his vantage point, he examined the decorated vehicle. He'd been out of the loop a while about happenings around the multiverse, and this would be a good a time as any to get informed. He knew he shouldn't have - that it might definitely cause him some trouble, walking up to a group of bounty hunters and ruffians - but his curiosity had been sparked, so to speak.

He placed his staff inside his tent and said some funny sounding words in a language that nobody used for anything other than spells anymore. (As he turned his back, the kid selling goblin fruits one stall down tried to take some of his stuff, but only came out with a nasty shock.)

Othien approached the mercs, cautiously keeping aware of each of them and the surrounding area, in case this did end up being as stupid as he figured it would be.

"Have an extra smoke?" he asked.
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:52 pm


The dirdelks didn't seem to notice him, but the human did and nodded. He placed his hand down on the table, face down.

"If any of you dirty cheaters look at my hand, I'll cut yer balls off." the human warned. One of the dirdelks cleared her throat. "Like I said, I'll cut yer balls off."

The other two snickered and the human rolled his broken office chair up to the counter and held out a pack of smokes.

"Here ya' go, brother. They're a lot better than what those little green midgets will sell ya'." The human smiled, showing some crooked and chipped teeth.

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Othien
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:06 pm


"Much appreciated, friend." Othien took a cigarette and lit it up with a spark. "It's been a long day."

He took a drag and leaned on his other arm on the counter a bit. He might have been surprised at how casually he could assume a different set of mannerisms from his own, but the truth was that he had felt at ease while lying for a while now.

"What're you playing, if you don't mind me asking?"

He wanted to ask what "Aeyghrus" was, but he thought he should hold off for a little while.
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:43 pm


"Oh, that dumb game? It's called Magic. Essentially, yer supposed to be some kinda' mage called a Planeswalker an you hafta' take down yer opponents' life force by summonin' creatures and using spells. Personally, I think it's pretty stupid, but it's been the only thing to entertain us around here. Some human merchant sold us the decks."

The merc blew out a plume of smoke. "I'm Ferris, by tha' way. And those there goats are Horndog, Niri, and Chunks."

"What the ******** did you just say, you hairless monkey?!" one of the dirdelks snapped back. Ferris only chuckled.

Ferris held out a hand to Othien. On the underside of the merc's arm was a tattoo of a strange centipede creature with a woman's torso attached to it.

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Othien
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:58 pm


"Game sounds familiar," he said. "I'm Othi."

The goat comment made him cringe a little; he could empathize, having been called almost every name in the book.

"Great ink," Othien said, firmly shaking Ferris' hand with his own, and pointing to the peculiar tattoo with his other. "Where'd you get it?"
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:32 pm


"Why thank you! Yeah, I got it back in my own realm. Paid a desperate refugee fer it, in fact. Poor girl had been runnin' from a mass raid and set up shop in a rusted space hulk that used to be a Roman naval station. We'd jus' come back from a particularly hellish job and I got it with my next paycheck."

Ferris sighed. "The station eventually got taken by Steiler's Legion and then the Byzzies kicked them out. Don't know if she ever made it off alive. For all I know, this might be a valuable piece of art, now."

"So what brought you to this shithole? The allure of the arena?" Ferris asked, changing the subject.

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Othien
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:57 pm


Othien nodded as Ferris spoke. Some of what he was saying sounded familiar, but some of it didn't make any sense.

"Just needed to get out some extra aggression; the missus has been riding me," he said, sure that what he was saying was probably as good as blasphemy. "She's a force of nature."

He couldn't let it rest, he really had to ask.

"Romans?" He said, trying to sound casual. "I think I must have visited your part of the multiverse once or twice. They still around or...?"
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:18 pm


"Nah, man. Well, they are, but they ain't what they used ta' be. After tha' Supermassive Gamma Burst wrecked tha' vast majority of tha' galaxy, a few of em' fled an' formed a new nation called Greater Byzantium. Supreme Imperator Romulus the Savior keeps the place tightly reined. We don't ever go around there. Rommie's armada blasts anyone who gets into his space. Not only that, he has eyes and ears all over the place."

"Hey, it's your turn, c**k sucker!" one of the dirdelks said.

"I forfeit." Ferris replied back. He was more interested in talking to Othi anyway.

"Aw, come oooon." the dirdelk mumbled, drawing a card.

Ferris continued. "Our universe is sick, brother. The strong feed on the weak. We do our best to fight against all these assholes making everyone's life miserable, but we can only do so much."

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Visher Leonidas Wulfgar


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:35 pm


Visher stood at the entrance to the Market, arms crossed, staring up at the large walls of the Battledome in silence as it cast down a shadow. Him casting his own in his height. In his own world in thought.

...That is until something caught his eye at a nearby vendor's stall. A man was seemingly checking the wears, eyeing each piece... And quietly snatching a few here and there without notice. The vendor would notice only after he was gone. Visher, not only being one for making a scene, turned stepped towards said stall.

The man was about grab another trinket when Visher arrived behind him, looming over the man. "Two choices." He spoke. "Either put it back or pay for it." The man turned and flinched at the large man behind him suddenly. "Wha- Who the hell are you? I ain't done anything, and I ain't gotta pay for nothing." He then turned and pocketed the item, ignoring Visher. Who in turn grabbed the man and held him up by his collar. Visher sighed before speaking again. "I never said you'd pay with your useless money..." He then turned and threw the man across the path, spilling all the things he's stolen over the ground.

The stall vendor's and other passer-by's were shocked at what happened and stayed back as Visher drew his blade and pointed it at the man on the floor...
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:35 pm


"That's admirable," Othien said. He took a long drag off his cigarette, after he realized that his accent was slipping. His hand shook a little. "I didn't think that there were good folk like you guys anymore."

He watched the game unfold as he blew a ring of smoke. "What happened to uh... the old emperor?"

Othien
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Guns-and-Goats

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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:55 pm


The dirdelks stopped playing, noticing the commotion across the way.

"Aw sweet! A fight!" Niri squeaked excitedly. The other two dirdelks lost interest in their game and bounded up on the truck to get a better view of what was going on.

"Oh! s**t! That big dude has a sword to his throat! Think he'll kill him?" Chunks asked.

"Should we break it up, you think?" Horndog asked, slightly concerned. <******** that noise. I'm not gonna try and stop that big ********! That blade he has probably weighs more than a goddamn Buick!" Chunks exclaimed.

"What's a Buick?" Niri wondered aloud.

Ferris noticed the crowd as well, but he was less interested in it than the dirdelks."Supposedly, old man Remus has come back to life and has sworn to destroy those who brought about the downfall of the empire." The merc laughed. "But I think that's just some old wives tale to scare kiddies, if you ask me."
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