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High-functioning Marshmallow
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 Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 2:58 pm
The public garden is an area reserved for those that would rather find beauty in town than go out in the wilds looking for it. There is every kind of flower imaginable, aside from a few carnivorous and disgusting varieties. The hedges are neatly trimmed, lawn mowed, and flowers cared for daily, making the walk down this garden seem both beautiful and meticulously man made in every aspect. From the perfect mesh of red and white poppies, to the careful placement of the flower archways.. There is even a small rose maze, the hedges that line it covered from head to toe with thorny roses, both as a means for extravagance and to stop any cheaters from simply going through the 'walls'. The only time this location can be considered not a hot dating spot is during the rain, but, otherwise, it is a year-round attraction in Sonata that perfumes the air for blocks around. Though, the butterflies may be enchanting, be careful of any bees buzzing by.
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:28 am
 As soon as Cyrus felt himself waking up from his sleep, he immediately rolled over and attempted to bury his face into his pillow, trying to grasp at sleep once more. Just a few more... hours. Definitely. However, his face didn't mean with his squishy pillow, but instead, it met with prickles. In fact, his entire body seemed to be rather... uncomfortable with this feeling. Ugh, did Scarlet put something in his bed again? Whatever, he couldn't give a s**t when all he needed was sleep. He'll just sleep on the floor, but first of all, where was his sheets? He was freezing here. Blindly groping around for them, the results didn't end so well when his hand got nicked by something. He winced before blearily opening his eyes up to see what had caused the damage. Roses. Wait, what? He took a few glances around and noted that he wasn't in the comforts of his room, but was stuck outdoors. At least, that was as much as his drowsy brain could register before he denied everything. After all, it was only a dream. He merely shut his eyes and willed himself to fall asleep again.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:27 pm
He wasn't sure what had happened, but – oh, God, was he still in his nightie? Did he still have his mask on? Not the cute pink one, but the green facial mask he wore to keep himself youthful and – HE WAS. Kade was in public in his nightwear! What skin could be seen beneath the green, dry goop on his features turned bright pink in embarrassment, going even brighter when he saw that there was a naked man sleeping a few feet from him oh god. Had.. had he... but, but, that couldn't be! Why was he ready for bed if this was a one night stand gone wrong? Oh, God, he didn't even recognize who that was! Had he been kidnapped by a naked lunatic? He saw the man move slightly and Kade could only react the best way he knew how – with a shrill scream for help as he clutched to the wriggling, panicked rabbit for dear life.
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:08 pm
Ugh. There went his alarm clock. Did Cyrus really have to wake up now? Of course, he would. He'd have to stop his niece from torturing that poor animal or at least end its torment. He really hated when Scarlet kept bringing in strays like that, but he had to admit that it was a good way to get him to wake up and start flailing around in a panic. Cyrus let out an irritated groan as he forced an eye open. Damn it. He was still dreaming wasn't he? He was still stuck in the same scenari-- ********. Would the screaming just stop? He sat up and shot a glare at the source of the shriek and growled out, rubbing at his temples to will away the incoming migraine. Of course, he expected his niece to be slicing open some poor rabbit, and not some.... thing what was even on his face holding onto a rabbit. But still, the other deserved it. "Would ya just ********' stop with the yelling already? Augh, I need some coffee so bad right now.... and clothes."
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:13 pm
“...Is that why you kidnapped me? Coffee and clothes? Oh, honey, here!” He stood up and quickly threw off the pale pink robe he went to bed in, tossing it at the naked man and shielding his wet eyes. He still had his boxers – Hello Kitty print, of course – so it wasn't like he was losing too much on this. Though, that robe cost a lot of money! Part of his tears went with it as he knew the gross, crazy man would just ruin it. “I.. I don't have any coffee though! Oh, please, just don't touch me! ...Or Snuggiekins!” He almost forgot about his bunny! Where did he go? ..Oh, but he couldn't open his eyes! He couldn't bare to see the knife or gun or whatever was going to be used to kill him!
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:33 pm
It took a pink robe being flung at his face to get the gears in his head properly grinding away and for him to finally snap out of the last remnants of his sleepiness. Kidnap? Touching? Snuggiekins? What the hell was going on? "K-Kidnap ya? Why the ******** would I kidnap ya? More importantly, who the ******** are ya, and why did ya kidnap me?" Cyrus sputtered out, baffled at the whole situation. Of course, he really should know some of the residents here in Nirvani since he had lived there for some time now, but hey, he didn't exactly get out much. His pottymouth might have gotten out of hand for a bit during his panic, and he might have buried his face into his hands as he officially broke down into a steam of babbles like "********?" and "Thishastobeahorribledream." (( I'M SORRY FOR THE SHORT POST. BRAIN BE DYING.))
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 12:21 pm
He shook his head and clicked his tongue, “...Oh, honey, honey, are you seeing anybody yet? I have a number to a great therapist – I mean, you may need some medication too, but I heard it's not all that bad! It would be our own secret! Oh, I'm the best at secrets, you know, like, I've know for years that Elliot goes to sleep in a cow suit and haven't told a soul! Oh, also, Mei, from the Clinic? Never seen a man in his underwear – ever. I mean, how did she even get those kids that way?”
He giggled and felt the panic leave as he continued his rambling, “Oooh, Haruka once had a massage from some massage therapist and he tried to give her a happy ending once! Plus, Lilia has been pretending to be a guy forever online. I heard January's dating some guy online too? O-M-G, do you think it's connected? Ah, also, did you know that the real reason June divorced Yuri is because he came out of the closet? Oh, yeeaaah, I heard his lover is going to be coming to town soon! What do you think he's like? I heard he's tall, dark, handsome – and he looks like a total Lorenzo! I wonder if it's Lorenzo's cousin or something? He maaaay have a little competition then!” His hands came to his cheeks with a giggle, shaking his head the next moment, “Oh, no, I couldn't get in the way of love like that – besides, I'm so off the market! All about taking care of fuzzy bunnies now~!”
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:17 pm
 Cyrus' little panic didn't get him anywhere, and it certainly didn't wake him up from this nightmare. That just meant that.... <********> His brain hurt. He definitely didn't need this after just waking up. The blabbering certainly didn't help either. What the hell was this man prattling on about now? He wasn't even sure. It all just sounded like mush to him. With a grimace, Cyrus tossed the robe back at the other man and forced himself to get onto his feet. "I don't understand a word ya sayin', and I ain't gonna bother with ya either. Bye." While he might not have a clue going off on his own, it was a better idea than sticking around with this idiot. Sure, he might get lost and no one would be around, but there would at least be silence and no migraines. Yeah, this plan worked. With that thought in mind, he turned his heels and started to walk away from that man.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:24 am
He snapped out of the reverie and jumped to his feet with a, “Wait! Wait, you can't just leave me here! What if the rapist axe-murderer comes back?” He quickly caught up to him and held up the robe above his head, “And what about my robe? You can't just ruin my clothes and then abandon me! O-M-G, what about my bunny? What about Mr. Fuzzykins?” He reached out to grab the man by the shoulder, “Did you do something to him?”
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Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:18 am
WHY WASN'T THIS WORKING?! Ilex had thought he had gotten this whole plan perfect! Humans were like rabbits, you just needed to shove two fertile individuals together, alone, and they would start falling all over themselves with love and baby-making feelings! He was at a total loss why they weren't just getting together already! Then again.. Kade was with that one.. and the other guy – well, he didn't remember, but maybe he was under that one too! And since that one was so super prissy, he guessed he needed to make this more.. perfect? Pretty? Whatever! So, the little fairy, unseen by the others, zipped through the bushes, careful of the thorns, and pulled a violet ribbon across the walkway Cyrus was heading down. But would he hit the hard ground upon tripping? Oh, no! Once the ribbon automatically tied itself around Cyrus's legs upon contact, he would fall into a PILE OF KITTENS AND PLUSHIES. Yes! In the blink of an eye, a bunch of happy kittens were wandering around a pile of over-stuffed dolls, ready to cuddle up to anyone~! Ah, this would be perfectly romantic! Ilex was pleased with himself as he poofed back to his next couple, leaving these soon-to-be-love-birds to their work~
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:43 pm
What did this man want now? Cyrus rolled his eyes and turned around when he felt a hand grab his shoulder, drawling out in his exasperation. "Listen up, I ain't here to ******** around. I just want to get out of here, and I don't give a damn about ya complaints, ya got that?" That's right. He had no intention of staying naked for long either. He just wanted to go home, grab some coffee, and flop onto a couch. That was it. He took a step backwards in his attempt to get away from the crazy freak, only... to find himself falling back. With an unmanly squawk, Cyrus flailed and tried to latch onto the other man's arm, trying to regain his balance, but sadly, he still fell and... heard a few cracks.... and felt.... warmth gushing underneath him. He hesitantly glanced down. Why were there kittens and bloodied stuffed animals underneath him? Whose bright idea was it to use such things as a cushion in the first place? ".....s**t."
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Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:21 pm
He screamed, or maybe he just heard screaming, or maybe it was both for that moment, because he remembered the last time he saw blood and it wasn't romantic or fun or anything remotely close to them. He jumped off the man and scrambled back, back, back, until there was turn and he didn't have to see it. "Oh, god, what did you do?" He wailed before the hiccups and tears started and he went straight into incoherent babbles because this was the third worst day of his life and he was allowed to sob if he wanted to.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:37 pm
Cyrus grimaced as he hesitantly wobbled up onto his feet and glanced beneath him. Yeap. It was just as he had imagined. There had been armor-clad kittens and stuffed animals splashed with blood. His blood. Oh, joy. He really wished that was so, but sadly, that wasn't the truth. It was just a delusion that he really wanted to be reality. Truth be told, underneath him had been the sad remains of several crushed kittens, some of which were still twitching in spite of their mushy appearance. <******** hell. 0 The waterworks came pouring down. Of course, it came from the other man, but he had to secretly admit that he was coming in close too for the waterfalls that were bound to happen. "I... I didn't do s**t okay!? I-I didn't mean to at least! For ******** sake, crushing kittens with my a** ain't ever a part of my schedule okay!?" Cyrus shouted at the other through his hyperventilating. Oh, why did this have to happen?
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:59 pm
"It's.. it's okay, it's okay, sweetie, I... u-um." He covered his eyes with one hand and stopped before he got any closer because suddenly going anywhere near the man covered in kitten blood wasn't as fun of an idea. "God, we can't.. we can't just leave them.. W-we should.. um," He swallowed and choked a little as swerved to the side, where he could reach the soil at the bottom of the bush making up part of the wall of the maze. He started to shakily dig up little holes, punctuating each pause with a hiccup as he mumbled out, "W-we should bury them, okay? L-like have a.. funeral because, because it's too sad to leave them, honey, I don't want to just leave them."
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:54 pm
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