The camera fades-in to show 'Hammerhead' Cartwright earlier in the day sitting in a chair and with a microphone in front of him. In-front of him is another man with a microphone in-front of him and ear phones on his head. They are sat in a radio studio with various technological fanciness around them. Cartwright looks calm and happy to be there with his PWS World Tag Team Championship on display.
DJ: "Good afternoon ladies and gentleman! Welcome back to Really Radical Radio and joining me at this time is one half of the Pro Wrestling Shark World Tag Team Champion, 'Hammerhead' Cartwright."
Cartwright: "It's a pleasure to be here to talk to you about PWS Mr. DJ Man!"
DJ: "You are here to promote the PWS Pay-Per-View Event, Amity Island. First of all, before we do that, tell all the listeners what makes PWS different to all the other wrestling promotions out there."
C: "PWS is amazing and unique and special because of the theme of the promotion. In PWS, each wrestler and the matches themselves play towards an ocean theme. For example, I am a Hammerhead, my favourite shark. You have a few silly people who compare themselves to owls, foxes, wolves and lions, but they can't help being silly land creatures! As the PWS World Tag Team Champions and the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in PWS ever, I am living proof that not only sharks rule, but that Hammerheads are the greatest of all the animals!"
DJ: "Now, with that said, why should my listeners order Amity Island?"
C: "You should order Amity Island because it is PWS' first PPV for a very long time! It is guaranteed to be an amazing event! Everyone will be excited and ready to put on the best show possible! You won't see matches like The Kiddie Pool Match anywhere else! I also have won the right to choose any stipulation I desire at the PPV for my tag team title defence, just you wait and see what I have in store!"
DJ: "I have been watching the show and I am a big fan. What's with this AJ Warner guy?! He interrupts you in the ring, challenges you to a match and then when you win he attacks you from behind!"
C: "I know right?! Such a sore loser! He's the lion I mentioned earlier! He talks about being the king of the jungle, big deal! In PWS, you're in the ocean and I rule the ocean, as I proved to him in our match!"
DJ: "I was checking Twitter before you entered the studio, rumours being spread around by the fans has it that Warner sees something of himself in you...."
C: "A hammerhead would never attack someone from behind!"
DJ: "....you may not have noticed, but Warner is a broken, bitter man. Perhaps in his own twisted way he is trying to help you."
C: "Hmmmm....OK. DJ Man, can you see my shiny Tag Team Championship?"
DJ: "I can't see it as it is around your waist, under the table."
C: "Well, let me help you out with that."
Cartwright lifts the title up in-front of his face. His face continues to smile.
C: "Pretty nice isn't it? Have a closer look!"
The DJ leans forward, only to have Cartwright smash it into his face. The DJ falls out of his seat and hits the floor with a thud, unconscious. Cartwright looks proud of himself as he thinks he proves his point.
C: "I'M SO HELPFUL IN MY OWN TWISTED WAY AREN'T I?! EVERYONE ORDER PWS: AMITY ISLAND TONIGHT! I'M HAMMERHEAD CARTWRIGHT AND I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONS!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright doing his trademark Hammerhead Headbang against the table, causing the microphone to fly-off from the force, and then against any technological fanciness in the room. The machines dent from the force of the headbutt, sparks fly and equipment shuts down.
DJ: "Good afternoon ladies and gentleman! Welcome back to Really Radical Radio and joining me at this time is one half of the Pro Wrestling Shark World Tag Team Champion, 'Hammerhead' Cartwright."
Cartwright: "It's a pleasure to be here to talk to you about PWS Mr. DJ Man!"
DJ: "You are here to promote the PWS Pay-Per-View Event, Amity Island. First of all, before we do that, tell all the listeners what makes PWS different to all the other wrestling promotions out there."
C: "PWS is amazing and unique and special because of the theme of the promotion. In PWS, each wrestler and the matches themselves play towards an ocean theme. For example, I am a Hammerhead, my favourite shark. You have a few silly people who compare themselves to owls, foxes, wolves and lions, but they can't help being silly land creatures! As the PWS World Tag Team Champions and the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in PWS ever, I am living proof that not only sharks rule, but that Hammerheads are the greatest of all the animals!"
DJ: "Now, with that said, why should my listeners order Amity Island?"
C: "You should order Amity Island because it is PWS' first PPV for a very long time! It is guaranteed to be an amazing event! Everyone will be excited and ready to put on the best show possible! You won't see matches like The Kiddie Pool Match anywhere else! I also have won the right to choose any stipulation I desire at the PPV for my tag team title defence, just you wait and see what I have in store!"
DJ: "I have been watching the show and I am a big fan. What's with this AJ Warner guy?! He interrupts you in the ring, challenges you to a match and then when you win he attacks you from behind!"
C: "I know right?! Such a sore loser! He's the lion I mentioned earlier! He talks about being the king of the jungle, big deal! In PWS, you're in the ocean and I rule the ocean, as I proved to him in our match!"
DJ: "I was checking Twitter before you entered the studio, rumours being spread around by the fans has it that Warner sees something of himself in you...."
C: "A hammerhead would never attack someone from behind!"
DJ: "....you may not have noticed, but Warner is a broken, bitter man. Perhaps in his own twisted way he is trying to help you."
C: "Hmmmm....OK. DJ Man, can you see my shiny Tag Team Championship?"
DJ: "I can't see it as it is around your waist, under the table."
C: "Well, let me help you out with that."
Cartwright lifts the title up in-front of his face. His face continues to smile.
C: "Pretty nice isn't it? Have a closer look!"
The DJ leans forward, only to have Cartwright smash it into his face. The DJ falls out of his seat and hits the floor with a thud, unconscious. Cartwright looks proud of himself as he thinks he proves his point.
C: "I'M SO HELPFUL IN MY OWN TWISTED WAY AREN'T I?! EVERYONE ORDER PWS: AMITY ISLAND TONIGHT! I'M HAMMERHEAD CARTWRIGHT AND I'M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONS!"
The camera fades-out with Cartwright doing his trademark Hammerhead Headbang against the table, causing the microphone to fly-off from the force, and then against any technological fanciness in the room. The machines dent from the force of the headbutt, sparks fly and equipment shuts down.
