So I was driving down my street today after running some errands, and these two......(16 yo?)hoochie mommas with their baby strollers stop right in the middle of MY driveway and yell at me to continue driving. So I do the logically thing and turn on my right turn signal to let them know that I wanted to turn into MY driveway.
They continue to yell at me to keep driving.

So I put my car in park, open my door to get out, when my neighbors (who were sitting on their front porch the entire time) started yelling at them "She lives there you dumb c**ts! She just wants to park in her driveway which you are blocking."

So they finally move so I can get in my driveway, but they stay stopped in front of my house to yell at my neighbors and myself.

Logically, I can't stand it anymore and yelled at them "Maybe if you sent a little more time with your books open and your legs closed, you would be smart enough to get out of the f***ing way!".

My neighbors also ended up calling the cops on them because they just kept yelling at us.

I hate Ohio.


Also Urban Dictionary's definition of a hoochie mama:
1.) A female who dresses ghetto ho fabulous. Lots of gold, lots of weave-typically Pattie LaBelle style with red, purple, gold, or orange streaks, and long nails with lots of airbrush glitter, and color. This female's goal in life is to use her female attributes to obtain a male with lots of money or any money to spend on her. Weaves, rent, & diapers for her baby from another daddy included. 2.) A ghetto version of a "Gold Digger".