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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:21 pm
The camera fades-in to show LWL's favourite King, King Kartwright, sitting on his throne in the middle of the ring with his 'Totally Awesome' Championship worn proudly across his waist. The throne looks cheap and tacky. It's probably made out of plastic. And the crown on the Kings head is one of those paper hats you get out of Christmas crackers. It's not a very regal look at all, but the fans don't care and still roar with cheers for their King.
Kartwright: "Welcome to my Kingdom peasants! I am your King, King Kartwright! I am the King of everything that is totally awesome, as my Championship proves. I am The Undefeated King of LWL. My winning streak continues! It goes on and on and on and on and on! I am unstoppable! Nobody can beat me! Where is the competition?!"
Kartwright listens to the 'WE'RE NOT WORTHY!' chants from his adoring public. He looks around the arena and waves regally at them. His paper crown almost falls off his head as he waves so ferociously. Kartwright takes his job ever so seriously.
Kartwright: "I beg somebody......ANYBODY.....to come out here and say that they can beat me! Because it just can't be done! Even your LWL World Champion bows down to your King!"
Kartwright turns his head to look towards the entrance ramp. The King knows that nobody in the back has the guts to come out. It would be suicide for whoever was to step-out.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:32 pm
The first two notes of "Super Rad!" Starts as the fans start cheering. as soon as the lyrics start Ben Lord walks out onto the entrance ramp and looks King Kartwright dead in the eyes. "I can beat you!" he says into his microphone as he starts walking down the entrance ramp.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:51 pm
The Kings face says it all. At first he is shocked that somebody actually has the balls to interrupt HIS scheduled promo time. Then he sees what is coming down the ring and he bursts into laughter. His paper crown almost falls off his head again as his head rocks back and fourth so much from him busting a gut. Man this is some funny sizzle!
Kartwright: "Of all the people who think they can honestly take me on, some newb peasant CHILD thinks they have what it takes! Kid, do you even know who I am to be daft enough to come out here?! Clearly not! Even after everything I just said! Do I really need to tell you what huge superstar wrestlers I have already beaten to prove my point?! I'm sorry, but I can't take this seriously for one second. Go back home to Mommy and go suckle on her teats! I am not going to beat up a kid like you! It will get me into big trouble! Off with you! NEXT!"
The King waves away at Ben in a disrespectful manner and a smirk on his face.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:55 pm
Ben walked into the ring and snapped a small chunk off the edge of King Kartwright's "Throne." he looked at King Kartwright and raised his mic to his mouth. "I want to ask you something Kartwright. for a really long time I've been watching you. and I seen the feats you've achieved. The legends you've beat. But have you prepared yourself for someone like me?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:05 pm
Kartwright splutters in anger as this kid first of all does not go to the back as he requested but then with his Godly strength manages to take just a random chunk out of the top of his plastic throne. Nobody touches the throne, damn it. Kartwright finally gets up and stands in-front of Ben.
Kartwright: "Prepared for someone like you?! Some brat like you?! What have you ever done?! Wait, I'll tell you because I know! You've done nothing! I've done everything! That's why I'm a King! That's why I'm the Totally Awesome Champion! The most feared and undefeated man in LWL! The real question is, what makes you even think you have a one percentage of a chance against someone who is one hundred of a percentage undefeated?! I'm 100% greatness to your 100% nothingness! I think deep down you KNOW that you have no chance against someone like me!"
Kartwright's face turned from one of anger to a smirk as he knows he has Ben's number. Facts are facts, baby!
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:10 pm
Ben looked over at the throne and snapped another piece off before tossing it into the crowd. he looked back at Kartwright "Your title is no crown... and come to think of it. your crown isn't a crown either." Ben said as he took it off Kartwright's head and tossed it into the audience. "next week. We're going to fight. once you go against Mr. Hardcore in a hardcore match. you won't be able to forget it."
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 pm
Kartwright is flabbergasted at the nerve of this guy! Is he that clueless?! OMG! He's gonna get slaughtered!
Kartwright: "Stop touching my throne kid! So, you really have nothing to say about what I've said to you?! HA! That proves everything! It proves that you're some dumb kid who is in way over his head! Being 'Mr. Hardcore' means nothing to me. If anything, I AM MR. HARDCORE BECAUSE I AM THE TOTALLY AWESOME CHAMPION! I'M THE KIIIIIIIING OF HAAAAARDCOOORE! And I'm not referring to my DVD collection. By the way, yes my title is a crown and this is the closest that you're getting to it! Back of the line with you junior! You don't tell me what to do! I ain't fighting you next week or ever because, quite frankly, we all know the result and you are not worthy of wasting my precious time! If some nutter in the back decides to book that match, then they better be ready to call a hearse for your funeral!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:33 pm
"The reason I'm not answering your questions is because you sound like a tool. you probably are one. Anyway." Ben looked towards the entrance ramp and back at Kartwright. "how about it. next week. you and me. if I'm as weak as you say I am. i guess you've got nothing to lose huh?"
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:40 pm
Oh wah ah ah ah!
Flames burst up on the stage as Down with the Sickness hits the PA for the second time this evening. The crowd erupts in deafening cheers as the Dragon steps out onto the stage and quickly makes his way down to the ring. He steps up onto the apron and into the ring over the top rope, looking at the two men standing inside bickering. He takes up a mic and the music cuts out.
"Before you get around to accepting that little challenge, I figured I'd come out here and save the audience from the mind numbing stupidity I've had to listen to. First off, Kartwright, I'll address you. I don't know what you're champion of and frankly, I don't give a damn. But when you run your mouth about being undefeated and wanting competition, you better count on someone coming out here to kick your teeth in. And had this upstart not beat me to it, you'd already be laying in a pool of your own blood right now."
the crowd cheers for the extreme nature of Jarel, who now turns his attention to Ben.
"Now, as for you, kid you've got guts coming out here to challenge what some may call a veteran, maybe even some form of icon. I like guts. But, I have a problem. You called yourself Mr. Hardcore. You see, that doesn't sit well with me as the man called the Godfather of Hardcore. Now, I didn't come out here in order to take your shot at Kartwright away. Far from it. I came out here to tell you if you want to take on the Hardcore moniker, you're going to have to earn it. You don't take that on at the beginning of a career. It took years of destruction to earn the name Godfather of Hardcore, and as even Kartwright can attest to, I have earned it. So, if you want to challenge the so called king, go right ahead."
Jarel turns back to Kartwright.
"But you understand this, King Kartwright. You say even the LWL World champion bows down to the king and maybe he does. But understand and know this. The Dragon bows to no one, be he man, King, or god."
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:03 pm
Ben looked at the newcomer. "Excuse me? the 'Godfather of Hardcore?" have you ever been sent through flaming glass tables? had thumbtacks in every part of your body? had barbed wire stuck in places you didn't even know you could get barbed wire stuck in? because I have. and every one of those matches I came out victorious"
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:11 pm
Jarel smirks.
"Clearly, you're not well informed. I have well over a decade in this. All those things, I've been there and done that, and I'm known for making my opponents suffer through it. You're talking to a man who is 41-0 in hell in a cell. I'm no newcomer. Those legends he referred to, I'm the one of those he hasn't beaten. As a matter of fact, I was the first person to set the little king over here on fire. I was the man that took his very first world title from him. In all actually, I started the trend of kicking his a**. I have beaten the largest names in this business. In all actuality, if you think flaming tables, thumbtacks, and barbed wire make you hardcore, you have a lot to learn kid. To be hardcore doesn't mean you can survive those things. It means you have the ability to survive, use, and thrive with those things."
The Dragon takes several seconds to study him.
"I said guts impress me, and they do. But understand this and understand it well. While your guts may impress me, you have to have the ability to back it up. And right now, all I'm seeing is you dodging questions and not brushing up on history. Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat its mistakes. Unlike you, I don't have to prove myself. Been there and done that too. I don't have to do much of anything. What I do here, I do because I choose to. If I so chose, I could already have kicked Kartwright through his throne into next tuesday and be backstage drinking a pint of vodka and preparing for next week. Right now, I've chosen not to because you're standing here running your mouth and he hasn't felt froggy yet."
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:29 am
Kartwright looks shocked! First some ignorant new blood and now for some ignorant and very old blood in the form of his first nemesis Jarel Damone! Kartwright turns himself to face The Dragon.
Kartwright: "I should have known that saying 'Hardcore' too loudly would get you out here! It's like one of those old kids story! Say the word three times and he appears! First-off, you should totally give a damn about my Totally Awesome Championship! I mean, look at it! It's so damn shiny for starters! It's amazing and everyone wants it! I defend it every single show and I win on every single show! People kinda want it, you know?! I'm like, bigger than The Undertaker in terms of streaks! To say that you don't give a damn about that and my title makes you sound incredibly ignorant and stupid!"
The crowd cheers for the epic barbs being thrown between Kartwright and Jarel. It's a money match!
Kartwright: "Secondly, a dragon bows to no one?! Ha! I know you bow down to me! Otherwise you would have come to my ring and done something about it! I'm like your Paul Bearer, Jarel, except I'm still alive! Everyone bows down to me! THE WORLD BOWS DOWN TO ME! I should be prayed to and worshipped a hundred times a day, like how those Muslims do it!"
Kartwright is ignoring Ben at this point, as he has said nothing of importance up to this point. Jarel has stolen the spotlight from the rookie!
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:02 pm
Ben gritted his teeth and balled his fist and went for a huge right hook to the face of King Kartwright!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:21 pm
Ben doesn't take being ignored lightly! He turns The King around to face him and smashes him across the mouth with a punch that takes Kartwright off his feet! Kartwright holds his mouth as he sits on the mat and stares furiously at Ben, utterly fuming with rage!
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:23 pm
Jarel laughs and leans back against the ropes. "Don't stop now, kid, let him have it. Show him you mean business."
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