Camera pans in on Cyrus Darke in a room lit only by a few candles.
"This world... is hideous. This home... is hellish. Our planet is brutal! And its all because of you, the weak-minded and weak-willed population of this once glorious realm. Each and every one of you have chosen to sin. And with each and every one of those sins you defile and desecrate this once perfect paradise in addition to sinking your own souls deeper and deeper into the pits of eternal damnation.
But, there are those whose sins are much worse than yours. They are my fellow superstars whom you falsely worship and idolize. Now, while you are sinning for idolizing them, they are committing an even greater sin by wanting and encouraging you to idolize them. Therefore, I am hereby stating that starting at next week's Reboot, I am going to begin purging our Brutal Planet by eliminating your heroes one by one.
Camera fades out.
"This world... is hideous. This home... is hellish. Our planet is brutal! And its all because of you, the weak-minded and weak-willed population of this once glorious realm. Each and every one of you have chosen to sin. And with each and every one of those sins you defile and desecrate this once perfect paradise in addition to sinking your own souls deeper and deeper into the pits of eternal damnation.
But, there are those whose sins are much worse than yours. They are my fellow superstars whom you falsely worship and idolize. Now, while you are sinning for idolizing them, they are committing an even greater sin by wanting and encouraging you to idolize them. Therefore, I am hereby stating that starting at next week's Reboot, I am going to begin purging our Brutal Planet by eliminating your heroes one by one.
Camera fades out.
