[Party] Blessed Be's Vending Machine of Randomness

[The_Blessed_Mule]

The Vending Machine of Random is back! What delights will we receive when we insert socks or a slice of bread? Let's find out!

Example

Poster A: *inserts a DVD*
Poster B: You get a chimp! *inserts a battery*
Poster C: You get a lettuce! *inserts water*

And on and on


Rules:
- Please try and keep the item received nice - absolutely no foulness. Tasteful innuendos are okay.
- At least one person must post before you can post again.

Prizes:
- Each post earns you 200 gold (for a maximum of 2,000 gold).

Here we go!

*inserts a wig*  

[The Goddess of Earth]

You get a dog treat!

*Inserts an internet bill*  

[Akihko]

You get a Pillow!

*inserts coat sleeves*  

[The Goddess of Earth]

You get a pirate hat!

*inserts a shoe*  

[koudelkaW]

You get stale tortillas!

*inserts a glove*  

[Eleiza0250]

You get a brand new trumpet!

*inserts a camera*  

[The Goddess of Earth]

You get a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!

*inserts a dumbbell*  

[FatesDiplomat]

You get a feather!

*inserts fairy*  

[The Goddess of Earth]

You get a dachshund!

*inserts a cherry*  

[Aria Oakwood]

You get a pair of squeaky shoes!

*inserts sandwich*