Tacked to the door of the house is a sign written in a grouchy hand.
Sign
Welcome to my house.
Please remember at all times they live here, you do not.
These are my babies, please do not get in their kennels.
Watch the Cockers. They spite pee. Especially on beds and laundry, CANDY.
Entering further you find dogs and cats of multiple sizes and realize you've entered the den of a crazy pet lady.
God have mercy on your soul.
God have mercy on your soul.



