(i may be having too much fun with this XD )
Van chimed in once again
uhhh Jeremy before you begin uhhh
i would like to request that passenger in seat 6D would refrain from making further snarky comments until the end of the flight or said person will be walking to Kingston with my size 9 1/2 lexington shoved up a place where the sun doesn't shine...
you may continue Hawkinssome of the younger passangers snickered
"ok ok
i know everyone won't be listening to me go through the rules
this probably would be your 3rd to 150th time hearing them
but here
today we are going to do things a little differently partially because it's a friend of mine's brother's birthday
and first trip
so for you other 1st timers, b-day girls/boys
even veteran flyers i'm going to need a little participation
we need a beat so
stomp
clap
stomp
clap" Jer said while demonstrating
people were a little reluctant but slowly joined in
"this is flight 767 on the Boeing
the flight attendants and i are doing our thing
Sarah in the middle
Harry in the back
My name is Jeremy and i'm here to tell you that
shortly after take off first things first
there's soft drinks and water here to quench your thirst
but if you want any other drink then just holla
alcoholic drinks will be 3 dollars
now we know
you're ready to go places
open up the bins to put up your suitcases
carry on items go under you seat
in front of you so no one has things by their feet
if you have a seat near an exit
we're gonna talk so you might expect it
you gotta help evacuate just in case we need you
if you don't wanna then we`ll reseat you
before we leave our advice is
put away your electronic devices
fasten your seat belts
put your tray up
it's time to go i'm done with the rhymes
and thanks again for choosing Delta airlines"
he finish as people did as instructed since it wasn't just a rap
they clapped afterwards
Brook just giggled