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Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:52 am
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Ok. So I went to bed last night kinda hungry and had the most disturbin' dream I've ever had.
So some of it was just random (like me ridin' a cow at a fast food restaurant and such), but pretty much, my ex informed me that her cat had died on Wednesday and was in my closet, waitin' to be buried I guess.
I knew I wouldn't be able to stand seein' a dead cat, but after a while I went and looked. The cat was in a plastic bag under a bunch of food. When I looked, the kitty was alive! I was overjoyed, and knew my ex would be so happy when I showed her. I took the cat and headed to my ex's house.
...I then proceeded to eat the cat, limb by limb, convinced that the cat would be fine as long as I left enough uneaten. I ate it all the way to the bone. Needless to say, it did not survive.
I was, I guess, nice enough to tell my ex the truth. I then used some sort of voodoo magic to bring the cat's lung and kidney back...which I ate.
In all fairness, I offered my ex some of the lung. It tasted like salmon roe.
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:21 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 am
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Yeah, that part was kinda gross. Tasty, but gross.
And I love postin' my dreams, though I must warn that usually they make no sense at all. That one at least had a somewhat plot.
Let's see. The one I had the other night was somewhat related to bioshock infinite. I was on this island where there were three main religions, and I was some sort of prophecy child that had to decide which one would be the main one. Before the main decision makin', there was a weird competition where you had to make the prettiest thing out of fire, and I was on a team that was losin'.
When I figured out what the compeition was about, I was like "Everyone stand back, get me a shot of rum, a soda, and a torch" and I ended up drinkin' the rum and soda and then burpin' into the torch and makin' a giant fiery dragon fly around.
After that it was time for me to pick the main religion. Since alcohol was the theme of this dream ( due to my attempts to quit drinkin'), the way to choose a religion on this island was to take a shot of alcohol relatin' to the religion I wanted. I felt like this was kinda cruel, because I was obviously gonna pick the one with the rum and shun the one with vodka (not sure what the third one was).
But yeah, that's when I woke up.
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:33 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:18 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:21 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:09 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:13 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:14 am
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