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In year 1613.8, when Galileo the fourteenth took a moment to join the annual smart peoples convention of the century, he had a sudden epiphany upon watching the two scholars Saint Patrick and Jesus play chess. In fact, this epiphany came on so strong, it is rumored that his eyes momentarily flashed light and a stream of fire flew out of his buttocks before Galileo had passed out, unconscious. Immediately, he was thrown into the Polar Express which was sent to the nearest hospital in Brazil. Upon arrival at the location, coincidentally, Alexander the Great had just waged war against South America and started his conquest by taking over the Brazilian hospital. Fortunately, Moses had just split the Gulf of Mexico in half, washing away Alexandrr's army and creating the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean in the process. As Galileo was taken into the 31st floor of the hospital by the local Pikmin, the original terrorists who wanted to take down the Twin Towers crashed into the hospital and sent Galileo flying across the face of Earth. The man flew at exactly 0.000001 trillion miles per hour, tossed around by winds and tsunamis, before finally crashing against the side of Mt. Washington. Luckily, the bones of his toes were intact after the tragic incident. Galileo had been lost there for two hundred weeks, unconscious and hanging by the side of Mt. Washington, before a Pidgey discovered his body and flew him back to the nest. When he finally woke up, he had the mind of a child and the Pidgey decided to teach Galileo everything the Pidgey population knew... By shoving him off the nest. Gailieo fell freely for 25 hours before he discovered Morgan Freeman falling directly next to him. Legend says that the two had small chitchat for another hour before Morgan Freeman got to the chase and revealed to Galileo a suitcase... Filled with panties. Not just any panties. Golden panties. Finally, Galileo remembered what his epiphany was about and took one of the panties and slung it onto his head. As soon as the undergarment had touched the nasal of the man's head, he was teleported to London Bridge, and prevented it from ever falling down. The British saw him as a god and at that moment... The tradition... of the panty rituals... Was born.

Spammers are never fun

How nostalgic

*looks down*
I'm a spammer... T^T

I had a hard time against the lava user, the guy who spits like molten rocks at you because they move so fast and they always break my defense if I try to guard. Bubble Guy is easy to beat for me, I've never had to fight tenten or Deidara. Naruto is meh. :/ Minato spammers are also easy for me to beat. XD

Meh, I hate this whole, 'can awaken at any moment thing'
Because people keep spamming it to using OP moves


OMG Just won a battle with 1% health left YUS!

Okie dokes. I seez you people. Fine.

I dun need friends... crying

I dont mind them too much, despite the bitching i do constantly in game. After playing with the lovely windows i tend to just beat them into the ground either way ^^;