The camera fades-in to the world class WWFG Rehabilitation Centre. Some would argue that something is wrong if your federation needs it's own mental hospital, but you won't read that here. Inside the centre we see a lovely, soft, all white room with two people inside the locked room. It is the former WWFG World Tag Team Champions, Team Insane. Cartwright is happily rocking back and forth in his straight jacket while Jacob Figgins stares at the door.

Cartwright: "Weeeeeeee! I don't know what I was doing with my life before I was here!"

Figgy: "You were busy being a Champion."

Cartwright: "Oh yeah. FIGGY! THAT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT! Why if I could use my hands I would beat you to a bloody pulp you loser!"

Figgy: "How was it my fault? You were the one who got pinned."

Cartwright: "Only because you didn't have my back and save the match by breaking the pin! How could you Figgy? You turned heel on me and cost us the tag team titles!"

Figgy: "I did not turn heel on you. If I did that you'd know about it."

Cartwright: "Then where was you huh?! HUH?!"

Figgy: "It was Chaos Unleashed's fault! They cheated! That chap couldn't even obey the simple rule of staying in his own corner until he is tagged in. He was all over me like a rash. He might fancy me. Anyway, he should be in this cell, not us! He clearly has learning disabilities and needs help. He's a very special lad."

Cartwright: "Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me, that Team Insane lost our titles to a team of retards?! TEAM RETARD BEAT TEAM INSANE?!"

Figgy: "Yes."

Cartwright: "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!"

Suddenly the doors open and the weird FBI Doctor Dentist Vet Man enters the room with a needle. Hey don't read me in that tone, I didn't invent this amazing character.

FBI: "Shhhhh. You're getting very rowdy in here. I think it's time to calm you down."

Cartwright: "NO! NOT THE NEEDLE! PLEASE! DON'T! I'LL DO ANYTHING! YOU CAN TAKE FIGGY'S ORANGES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The camera fades-out with Cartwright crying.