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 Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:16 pm
This event is so fun. Really. The madlibs are just great. So post here the best madlib Valentines you've gotten. I wanna seeeeeeee.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:30 pm
Meh. The ones I get don't compare to the ones I compose myself. My favorite one was from a friend, and I mostly liked it because it used the names of my own characters emotion_awesome Quote: sixii, You know how the song goes: "delicious men say only men rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your young embrace. Now I know how Chris felt when the boys first parted to reveal Skye silhouetted against a deep sky. It was ecstasy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, moaning incorrectly until you get here. Yours truly, SSFantasyshipper Chris and Skye are the babies in my signature kthnx
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:13 pm
OmgRee My beloved Ehjra, You and I are just two kawaii people trying to make it in this sugoi world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of wearing crocs in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our timey-wimey love. Without you, I'm nothing but a moe tapir. Yours sensually, OmgRee
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:18 pm
Simply Grim Dear Ehjra, How I long to hear your powerful song again. What was it called? Ah yes, "Let Me Put My Love Into There". How your rich voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded whale. Such apprehension! Let us join together and bathe in unison, your silky song carrying our hearts to smelly heights. With love, Simply Grim
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:24 pm
Piter DeVries Dearest Ehjra, LOL JK Yours, Piter DeVries
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:27 pm
Pretty much all the ones that Ehjra sent me are my favorites. I've deleted them, though, because my inbox was full. crying I will try to recreate the masterpiece here: Ehjra Piter DeVries, You know how the song goes: "p***s men say only p***s rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your p***s embrace. Now I know how p***s felt when the p***s first parted to reveal p***s silhouetted against a p***s sky. It was LOVE at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, p***s as p***s would until you get here. Yours truly, Ehjra
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:31 pm
Startin' to think you and Piter got somethin' goin' on.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:35 pm
Piter DeVries Pretty much all the ones that Ehjra sent me are my favorites. I've deleted them, though, because my inbox was full. crying I will try to recreate the masterpiece here: Ehjra Piter DeVries, You know how the song goes: "p***s men say only p***s rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your p***s embrace. Now I know how p***s felt when the p***s first parted to reveal p***s silhouetted against a p***s sky. It was LOVE at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, p***s as p***s would until you get here. Yours truly, Ehjra Piter DeVries Dear Ehjra, I tried to think of a way to describe how I v****a you, and my brain kept coming back to the v****a. You see, it pushes out of the v****a to grow and v****a in an environment full of danger, eventually v****a and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a v****a v****a. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody! Forever v****a, Piter DeVries
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:39 pm
Simply Grim
Startin' to think you and Piter got somethin' goin' on.
You're a pretty cool guy yourself. emotion_c8
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:39 pm
sixii Dear Piter DeVries, How I long to hear your sex song again. What was it called? Ah yes, ******** Me To The Sky. How your husky voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded prostitute. Such lust! Let us join together and ******** in unison, your love song carrying our hearts to orgasmic heights. With love, sixii This actually makes the most sense out of most of them.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:41 pm
sixii Dear Piter DeVries, I cannot describe the throbbing sensation sensation that overcomes my d**k when you are near, my sexy darling. I feel as though a thousand vibrating dildos are dancing through my a**, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my feverish balls. Could it be love, or is it merely my psychotic horniness getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my bodily fluids, sixii pls six. stahp.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:48 pm
Piter DeVries sixii Dear Piter DeVries, I cannot describe the throbbing sensation sensation that overcomes my d**k when you are near, my sexy darling. I feel as though a thousand vibrating dildos are dancing through my a**, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my feverish balls. Could it be love, or is it merely my psychotic horniness getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my bodily fluids, sixii pls six. stahp.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:55 pm
Piter DeVries sixii Dear Piter DeVries, I cannot describe the throbbing sensation sensation that overcomes my d**k when you are near, my sexy darling. I feel as though a thousand vibrating dildos are dancing through my a**, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my feverish balls. Could it be love, or is it merely my psychotic horniness getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my bodily fluids, sixii pls six. stahp. Put up my tentacle rape one! And the child prostitute one! emotion_kirakira
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:00 pm
sixii Dear Piter DeVries, There is a hole in my a** when you're not around. I've tried filling it with meaningless phallic pillars. I took a class on seducing little boys to try and get my mind off it. I've eaten far too many whole sperm banks to try and comfort myself. I even took a trip to try and get away. The airline lost my five-year-old sex slave-- he lived in my suitcase, but I did end up bringing back a homeless child prostitute. What I'm saying is, nothing can ever replace the way you make me absolutely ******** insane. It's my problem, not yours, sixii
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:02 pm
sixii Dear Piter DeVries, Without you, I am lost, like a sweaty otaku without his porn-filled laptop, like a DnD player without her morbid obesity. Whenever you're away, I feel as if a giant tentacle monster is pressing down against my every orifice, suffocating me with strange longing. Please be mine! Like hell I'm yours, sixii
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