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 Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:37 pm
Just a thread to talk about how weird your significant other is. Because I need to talk about how weird my significant other is.
She won't stop reading me first b*****b stories. It's been like ten minutes, and they're all seriously awful. She just said something about nutella on a p***s. I'm frightened.
Last night she ... I just heard the phrase "d**k smelled like fritos" ... anyway she was stuck in the bed and I had to LIFT THIS WOMAN'S BUTT in order to move her.
I need comfort in similar stories.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:38 pm
Oh I guess I'm like super foul-mouthed and that's not allowed. My bad guys sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:17 pm
Holy Cupcakes Batman Oh I guess I'm like super foul-mouthed and that's not allowed. My bad guys sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:49 pm
My husband likes to clear his throat in a weird way, it sounds like a dying animal. And he does it a lot at night. GAH!
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:53 am
My Hubbie cannot stand the sound of chewing. And apparently I sound like I'm chewing on nails when I eat, no matter how hard I try to chew softly. He's got a lot of other pet peeves that are just ridiculous, but I love him and at least he kind of tries to tone it down a bit. LOL razz btw the gag gift idea is wicked awesome, you should totally do that! rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:51 am
My ex girlfriend and I would be be watching tv or sometimes just laying in bed next to each other, and she'd just randomly try to stick her fingers in my mouth. For some reason she really liked me biting her fingers. xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:27 pm
My boyfriend spends hours... literally... HOURS on his nails. He has two or three nail grooming kits that he leaves in each room of our apartment, so that he can just grab one and go at it while he's watching tv/fooling around on the internet/working... no matter where he is! He has all these little bottles of clear or matte nail polish lying around too. Everyone just assumes that they're mine. -__-
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:54 pm
My boyfriend keeps trying to, well, do it (to use a euphemism) in the most awkward situations. In the locker room, the elevator... seems to be his kink. :/
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:29 pm
I know candy addiction is common, but my boyfriend takes it over the edge. I swear he gets sexual pleasure out of a chocolate bar from how he reacts when he eats it. I love him, but I find it kinda weird.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:39 pm
My last boyfriend would play halo all the time ( Which I am horrible at) and he would only play if he had those cold already cooked boxes of bacon from walmart.
He use to play and ask If i'd lay next to him. Every time.
It was weird.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:09 pm
My fiance seems to have a hang up with french kissing. I don't mind it every once in awhile, but to be blunt; I get tired of his tongue in my mouth every time we kiss. Weird hang up, I know.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:46 am
As funny as these all are, I feel sad cuz I have no lover to complain about XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:19 pm
I have a long distance relationship at the moment. I only get to see my girlfriend when we go to Conventions. (We'll be living together soon though.) She has this horribly (cute) habit of blushing when I say or do something then denying it. It's pretty funny because her excuse is "I was sick that day!"
She also doesn't accept it when I call her cute. So I do. She's the 'seme' in this relationship so she can't be cute. It's denial. We like to tease a lot.
Her stubborness on some issues though. Hm....
Ah, and to your b*****b thing. I was told once that if you make your boyfriend eat a certain food for a few weeks then do that the semen will taste that flavor. Like sweet for chocolate and spicy for mexican food. 4laugh And don't worry. For being a sweet little thing I have a mouth to make a sailor blush. I was born next to the ocean, I say it's the saltwater in my veins.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:59 pm
Hm... let me see, where should I start
My boyfriend loves writing erotic fanfiction
I don't even have to say anything, just look at him and he often blushes (Maybe that's a compliment?)
I think he has a sock fetish, because he often glances at my socked feet and says I look cute in my soccer socks. That's all I'm going to list.
Buts it's because of their quirks and weird ways they show they love us we love them, right? mrgreen heart
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:12 pm
Me and my last girlfriend (i'm a girl irl btw) would always do things in threes...kiss in threes, everything we did together...just happened in threes, it was so weird.
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