Here you guys can post ones you've gotten so everybody can get a good laugh out of them.
From: gabriel sama
Dear Ninja_Maiden,
I tried to think of a way to describe how I nuzzle you, and my brain kept coming back to the beefsteak. You see, it pushes out of the bed to grow and cuddling in an environment full of danger, eventually kissing and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a deep couch. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!
Forever love,
gabriel sama
I tried to think of a way to describe how I nuzzle you, and my brain kept coming back to the beefsteak. You see, it pushes out of the bed to grow and cuddling in an environment full of danger, eventually kissing and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a deep couch. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!
Forever love,
gabriel sama
From: Nomad Rath
Ninja_Maiden,
You know how the song goes: "bountiful men say only crevices rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your rickety embrace. Now I know how Lethe felt when the Bonqueeshas first parted to reveal Feo silhouetted against a hydro sky. It was pregnant at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, flapping zapping until you get here.
Yours truly,
Nomad Rath
You know how the song goes: "bountiful men say only crevices rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your rickety embrace. Now I know how Lethe felt when the Bonqueeshas first parted to reveal Feo silhouetted against a hydro sky. It was pregnant at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, flapping zapping until you get here.
Yours truly,
Nomad Rath
From: ThePersonInFrontOfYou
Dear Ninja_Maiden,
I believe it was Justin Beiber who once sang, "Oh, my opera, my egg beater, I've hungered for your hamburger a long, pungent time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Vanilla Ice, who said "jiggling ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing bowels like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
ThePersonInFrontOfYou
I believe it was Justin Beiber who once sang, "Oh, my opera, my egg beater, I've hungered for your hamburger a long, pungent time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Vanilla Ice, who said "jiggling ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing bowels like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
ThePersonInFrontOfYou
From: Jisen Meizuki
Dearest Ninja_Maiden,
I cannot begin to describe how darling my cat ears burns for you. As I write this, I'm pulling in my tail, unable to contain my cuddling desire. Please, accept my fluffy embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you happily,
Jisen Meizuki
I cannot begin to describe how darling my cat ears burns for you. As I write this, I'm pulling in my tail, unable to contain my cuddling desire. Please, accept my fluffy embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you happily,
Jisen Meizuki
From: Belzayne
My beloved Ninja_Maiden,
You and I are just two creative people trying to make it in this starving world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of robbery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our drunk love. Without you, I'm nothing but a cuddleable fishie~.
Yours snuggly,
Belzayne
You and I are just two creative people trying to make it in this starving world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of robbery in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our drunk love. Without you, I'm nothing but a cuddleable fishie~.
Yours snuggly,
Belzayne
From: xDemonhornzx
Dear Ninja_Maiden,
How I long to hear your sweet song again. What was it called? Ah yes, WorldEndDominator. How your guilty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded seacat. Such wednesday! Let us join together and chase in unison, your smelly song carrying our hearts to hard heights.
With love,
xDemonhornzx
How I long to hear your sweet song again. What was it called? Ah yes, WorldEndDominator. How your guilty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded seacat. Such wednesday! Let us join together and chase in unison, your smelly song carrying our hearts to hard heights.
With love,
xDemonhornzx
From: Ninja Ryu11
Dear Ninja_Maiden,
I tried to think of a way to describe how I beg you, and my brain kept coming back to the wall. You see, it pushes out of the woman to grow and dive in an environment full of danger, eventually watching and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a delicious game. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!
Forever rejection,
Ninja Ryu11
I tried to think of a way to describe how I beg you, and my brain kept coming back to the wall. You see, it pushes out of the woman to grow and dive in an environment full of danger, eventually watching and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a delicious game. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!
Forever rejection,
Ninja Ryu11
From: Anonymous
Dear Ninja_Maiden,
Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my 83 love. You're like a wounded X3, 83c to escape from a hunter's D8. Let me take you away from all your U___U suffering, to a place filled with =^o^= and =owo= D8.
I 83 for you tragically,
Anonymous
Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my 83 love. You're like a wounded X3, 83c to escape from a hunter's D8. Let me take you away from all your U___U suffering, to a place filled with =^o^= and =owo= D8.
I 83 for you tragically,
Anonymous
